"It's quiz time! But before I announce my first guest, someone - can't remember their name - asked me if I was a Link/Saria fan. No, I am not. I just thought I'd be fun to write that mini. I'm actually a Link/Nobody fan! I always think of Link as a loner, unless someone pairs him up with an awesome chick, that has attitude, weapons, magic, and kicks anyones butt," Quin explained.
"Just announce your guest and get on with your show!" the narrator shouted.
Quin made a face to really no one. She shifted in her chair and brought up a memo card. "My first guest is Adult Zelda from Ocarina of Time."
The audience clapped as Zelda walked onto the stage and sat in the guest chair.
"Wecome to my mini show where I interrogate characters. My first question is...what were you thinking when you let Young Link travel around, collecting the spiritual stones, which let Ganondorf waltz right into the Sacred Realm?!" the Author screamed.
"I was just kid!" Zelda screamed back.
"Excuses, excuses!" Quin muttered. "My next question is did you show any affection to Link in the game?"
"What?! No!" Zelda gasped.
"That's what I thought." She turned to the camera. "In your faces, fans. Leave it to the fan fictions to pair up Link with girls who can't take care of themselves."
"Boooo!" the audience shouted angrily.
"SHUT UP!" Quin yelled.
"Can I go now? I have an appointment to get my nails done," Zelda said.
"I think you should get an appointment with the game designers to see why you always get kidnapped. But yes, you may go," she said, waving her hand.
Zelda quickly dashed off the stage.
"Tune in next time to see who my next guest is! You might even get to hear a commercial I made up! Now go away so I can go to bed!" Quin shouted at the camera.