Duckgirl566: I love this chapter. It is now officially my favorite.

Ducky alter ego: But it is so short, how can it be your favorite?

Duckgirl566: Okay, see it like this. Say you've met an amazing man who respects you, nutures you, loves you, and adores you. You are madly in love with him. You decide that, after a period of wonderful dating and being in each other's company almost 24/7, you want to make love with him. SO, you are "doing the do" and all of sudden, he has a "less than average" size penis. You wouldn't leave him, now would you?

Ducky alter ego: You're kidding, right?

Duckgirl566: Um, no.

Ducky alter ego: Oh my God, she's serious!

Duckgirl566: Ugh, just read the chapter guys. Ignore her.

Ducky alter ego: I mean, seriously! You have to be kidding me.

Duckgirl566: NO!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. But hey, dreams can come true, right?

"Holy shit!" Inuyasha shouted his eyes wide. He ran out the door, only to turn back. "Oh, I'm gonna go get Kaede and Sango," he said.

Kagome looked at him incredulously, "I figured as much." A few seconds later Kaede walked in, followed by a worried Sango. Shippo poked his head in, but after seeing Kagome lying down with her legs wide open and in pain, he scampered away.

"S-Sango, K-Kaede, I think it's time," Kagome groaned as another wave of pain shot through her. "Yup, defiantly time."

"It will be alright Kagome," Sango coached. She wiped her forehead. "Kaede," Sango turned to the old miko, "how close are we really?"

"I would say Lady Kagome is half-way dilated. It should not be much further now." (A/N): Okay people, let's level here. I have no clue how the birth process goes. I have a good guess, and that's how it is. After I am finished biology next year, I can come back and update this, making some sense. For now, we must deal with what little knowledge I have. Thank you for understanding!

"Oh my God, this is it, Kagome. This is what we've been anticipating for all this time!" Sango squealed with excitement. Kagome smiled.

"M-Miroku, could you get the…"

Miroku's eyes grew wide. "Oh, of course." He dug through her bag, pulling out what he had recognized as a video camera. Kagome had shown him how to use it. "Alright Kagome, it is on. Are you sure you want the whole thing?" he asked.

"Y-yes, for my mom," she stuttered, another wave of pain shaking her body. "Oh my God…"

Inuyasha cringed, from seeing Kagome in pain, and the pain she was causing his hand. "K-Kagome…p-please…have m-mercy…"

Kagome shot him the look of a crazy murderer. "You're kidding. You can be impaled through the stomach by you full-demon brother, you can fall from a cliff in your human form, and you can defeat a terrible demon that terrorized all of Japan for over fifty years, and you can't handle getting your hand squeezed. Inuyasha, that is really pathetic."

"Love you too, honey," Inuyasha muttered cringing again when she groaned pain. Meanwhile, Miroku was having the time of his life with the camcorder.

"Hello Kagome's family from the future, my name is Miroku and with Kagome's help, I have mastered this creation called 'video recorder'. I have been asked by the soon-to-be-mother herself to document this day, since you are not able to be here in person. This might come in handy for when my beloved Sango bears our many, many children."

"Miroku!"

"Sorry. Here we have Lady Kaede, the village priestess, who will be delivering the baby. Trust me when I say she knows what she is doing. She has been doing this for a very long time."

"Lord Monk," came an old voice.

"Sorry. And here was have the lovely Sango, assisting Lady Kaede."

"Miroku, trying the get a fire started. Go away." She swatted at him and the camera.

"And here we have the lady of the hour. Are you doing alright, Lady Kagome? Your face is very red and you are sweating profusely."

"Would you leave her the," Inuyasha let out a groan of pain while Miroku zoomed in on his hand, "hell alone?"

"Fully dilated," Kaede called out. Kagome grew nervous. She groaned again, hoping the pain would leave her soon.

"Anything you would like to say before you officially become a mother, Kagome?" Miroku asked, zooming on her face.

"I wish I had some pain killers from my own era, and I wish I never gave you that God-damned camera!"

"Push, Lady Kagome. I need ye to push," Kaede asked. Kagome let out another moan.

"Come on Kagome, you can do it," Inuyasha coached. She closed her eyes and screamed.

"Oh my God, is THAT the HEAD!"

"Miroku, shut-up!" they all shouted, except for Kagome who screamed as she pushed again.

They all grew silent. The air seemed still, almost as if time itself stopped. Then cries of a baby filled the atmosphere, causing smiles on everyone's face. The only thing that could kill it would have been another sound. This is exactly what happened.

The sound of a howling wolf sounded throughout the land.

Duckgirl566: Please review!

Ducky alter ego: I think she was really serious guys!

Duckgirl566: How can you be so vain?

Ducky alter ego: See?