10 Things the PPG Characters Would Never Say

by ConformityisNonsense

Here you will find ten things that the PPG characters would never be caught dead saying. Are they accurate? Maybe. Are they funny? Definitely! Rated T for suggestive shenanigans.

14. Fuzzy Lumpkins

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This is a humor/parody fix and is not to be taken seriously.

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Fuzzy Lumpkins:

1) "Hey, I lost my fuzzy teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?"

2) "Ya wanna know what else is fuzzy? My pillow!"

3) "Don't hate me cuz you ain't me."

4) "BLAME IT THE ALCOHOL BLAME IT ON TH ALCOHOL!"

5) "You can swerve your ass into traffic."

6) "I feel strangely compelled to whop your ass."

7) "All over that dank kush."

8) "Why ya'll always drinking all that haterade."

9) "I've been drinking...watermelon."

10) "Hey Sweet Thang."