Hey guys! Miss me?

Well, I've given up trying to decide myself on whether a chapter I write is shit or not, seeing as you guys generally disagree. I honestly still think that last chapter was terrible… and this one too… Well, I had requests for practically everyone except Toshiro going batshit crazy so… voilà!

Anywho, any IchiHime fans reading this are probably gonna want to skip the rest of this AN…

I'm going to tell you about it 'cause I know a lot of you can be sympathetic. This affects die-hard IchiRuki fans such as myself. I don't generally have nightmares, because I enjoy the dreams that most people would label as 'nightmares'. But the dream last night was definitely a nightmare. I woke up feeling very sick (though that was probably because of my illness… but that's not the point)…

I dreamed that Tite Kubo posted the final ever chapter of the manga, and it featured Orihime confessing her feelings to Ichigo. He did not reject them, but instead said he liked her a lot too.

I swear I puked in the dream.

*shudder* What if that actually happens? I mean, it's obvious to me and all the other IchiRuki fans how much Ichigo and Rukia care for each other, but what if Tite Kubo does something like that?

*sobbing in a rather high pitched voice* If any IchiRuki fans could offer some consolation that would much appreciated.

Allons-y~

Toshiro: Rangiku, stop sending me pics of the little kitten who wants to 'haz birdie' and get on with your paperwork.

Rangiku: I apologise, Captain. I'll complete the paperwork at once.

Toshiro: … OK. Guess even u can b obedient.

Momo: Quit nagging her, Captain Hitsugaya. Ur such a dick.

Toshiro: … There is A LOT wrong with what u just said. R u feeling OK?

Momo: Piss off.

Toshiro: … Is that the 1st time u've ever sworn?

Grimmjow: Cat, imma kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.

Toshiro: … What?

Rukia: Ur all shitheads. Stop looking at my Chappy pics, we all no they're crap.

Toshiro: I thought u were like the only person who didn't use text talk.

Ichigo: Rukia, ur wrong. These pics r a work of art.

Toshiro: OK, seriously. What is going on?

Kenpachi: Awww, that little kitty's so cute!

Hollow Ichigo: Yeh, he's all like 'Can I haz birdie?' He's so adorable!

Grimmjow: He's so fluffy!

Toshiro: … WTF?!

Orihime: Holy crap. U guys r right, my food is shit. Wtf was I thinking in making cookies?

Toshiro: Is this a dream? Am I asleep?

Kisuke: Oh, never again.

Toshiro: What?

Kisuke: That is the last time I invent something. I feel like shit.

Toshiro: Kind of contrasts with your usual cheerful personality.

Karin: Omigod guys, ur right! That kitty's so adorable!

Yuzu: Jeez, Karin. It's just a stupid cat.

Toshiro: … Kisuke, u better start explaining what the hell is going on.

Kisuke: It's the damn drug. Every1 took a sample to test it, including me. U were busy doing Rangiku's paperwork, and u wouldn't have said yes anyway.

Toshiro: I'm surprised certain people said yes.

Kisuke:

Toshiro: U spiked their drinks, didn't u?

Kisuke: If it makes u feel any better I'm seriously regretting it.

Toshiro: What does the drug do, anyway?

Kisuke: Isn't it f*cking obvious?

Hanataro: THAT'S IT, SQUAD 11! I'M GONNA F*CKING KILL THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU! THE REIGN OF TERROR HAS COME AT LAST!

Kenpachi: I don't want to fight. I'm a pacifist.

Grimmjow: We should all make daisy chains and hold hands. That will calm us all down.

Hollow Ichigo: Maybe we should try a leaflet campaign?

Toshiro: … I would say they've gone nuts, but these 3 already were.

Momo: U think ur such a smartass the whole time, asshole.

Grimmjow: Swearing is wrong. When I give the command, every1 hold hands.

Toshiro: No. What has the drug done to every1?

Hanataro: IMMA F*CKING KILL ALL OF U!

Ichigo: Make pasta, not war.

Rukia: Have u been watching Hetalia?

Ichigo: … no.

Uryu: I can't wait 2 die. Maybe they'll let me b a Soul Reaper. I wanna be a Soul Reaper.

Toshiro: Opposite personalities. That's this is. Ur all acting completely opposite 2 ur usual personalities.

Yumichika: No1 look at me. I'm hideous. Not that that's a bad thing.

Toshiro: How long's this going 2 last, Kisuke?

Kisuke: How the hell should I no? I'm dumb as shit right now.

Toshiro: Oh, wonderful.

Aizen: Ha ha. My name backwards is NEZIA. Hee hee. NEZIA. LOL. Look out every1, NEZIA's here!

Toshiro: Well, it's not as if the situation can get any weirder.

Byakuya: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ulquiorra: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Byakuya: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ulquiorra: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Toshiro: … Whoa.

Toshiro: I'm sorry, that has got 2 go on YouTube. I could have some fun with this.

Gin: Oh hell no.

Hollow Ichigo: Not YouTube.

Rukia: Nuuuu…!

Grimmjow: Every1 join hands now.

Yuzu: Go f*ck urself.

Grimmjow: Now, let us sing.

Aizen: NEZIA EKUSÔS. I should change my name.

Ichigo: I should have tried not frowning a long time ago. My eyebrows feel free!

Ichigo: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hanataro: WILL U ALL STFU?!

Tite Kubo: Oh for the love of… What happened?

Toshiro: They're all high on some weird drug Kisuke made.

Tite Kubo: Y don't u all just migrate to the Hetalia universe? This is practically normal there.

Grimmjow: Love makes the world go round~

Tite Kubo: … On 2nd thoughts we should probably just lock them up.

Kenpachi: Do what u want cos a pirate is free, u r a pirate!

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Tite Kubo: …Wow.

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To be continued…

… maybe...

... if people like the alternate personality idea...

... and if I'm still alive...

... 'Cause, you know. That always helps.

Urgh. That jut shit at the end. Well, at least if I do die tomorrow in the procedure at the hospital, I'll never get to see the negative reviews. On the other hand, I'll never get to see series 8 of Doctor Who… so I must live. No matter what.