The Lazlo MonkeyPants Movie!
By: Bugsplee
Chapter Thirteen: Hooray For Lazlo!
Danny(with the boys and scythe) finally came to the island above Toon Bottom.
Danny: Okay, guys, this is your stop. Toon Bottom directly below.
Lazlo: But we'll never be able to float down in time.
Danny: Who said anything about floating?
Electric Voice: Initiating launch sequence.
The ghost boy rose up and his abs moved seperately, leaving a small space.
Lazlo: Did you see that?
Billy: The control.
Danny:(grabs boy and scythe) All hand on deck.
Danny stuffs the boys and the scythe into the space between his abs. He started strugging as the abs prepared to shot Lazlo and Billy.
Electric Voice: Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...
Grim: Eddy, the time has come...
Bubbles: No.
Brain: Yes!
Electric Voice:...six, five...
Grim:...for you...
Bubbles: No!
Brain: Yes!
Electric Voice: ...three, two...
Grim:...to fry.
Bubbles: NO!
Brain: YES!
Electric Voice:..one.
Danny shot our heroes down into the sea, heading for the Krusty Ed 2.
Eddy: NO!
The boys crashed through the ceiling. Grim shot at Eddy, but it was reflected off the scythe and beamed up to the surface.
Danny: Ya done good, Phantom. Ya done- -
The blast blasted Danny, leaving him all burned up.
Danny: Ow.
Eddy opened his frozen eyes to see that he wasn't fryed.
Lazlo:(dancing) Hooray! We made it!
Billy:(dancing and laughing)
Then, the frozen Ed-boy hopped along with them, smiling and laughing.
Grim: Me scythe! Me beautiful scythe!(kisses scythe)
Bubbles came into the restaurant.
Bubbles: Lazlo? Billy? (hugs them) I knew you could do it!
Billy:(laughs goofy with a heart)
Then, a slapping came from the villainous Brain.
Brain: Oh yes, well done, Spazlo.
Lazlo: Sorry to rain your parade, Brain.
Brain: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my...umbrella!(pulls lever)
All: Umbrella!
Then, a trap door above Grim drops a bucket helmet on his head.
Grim: What da- -!(tries to pull off bucket)
Bubbles: Dad, no!
Brain: Dad, yes!(pushes button)
The annanne appeared on the helmet.
Grim:(droning) All halt the Brain.
Lazlo Billy Bubbles: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Then, all of the brainwashed townfolks broke into the Krusty Ed 2, trapping our heroes into the wall with King Grim preparing to fry them with his Bone of Barnacle.
Billy: Lazlo, what happened?
Lazlo: The Brain cheated.
Brain: CHEATED! Hold it, bonehead. Oh, grow up! What, you think this is a game of baseball on the playground? You never had a change to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
Lazlo: Because you cheated?
Brain: No! Not because I cheated! It's because I am a evil genius and you're just a monkey!(laughs) A STUPID MONKEY!
He and the slaves laughed at him.
Lazlo: You're right, Brain. I am just a monkey.
Brain: Of course I'm right. Okay, Reaper, time to reap.
Lazlo: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes and 27-and-a-half seconds. And if I learned anything from this, it's that you are who you are.
Brain: That's right. Okay, Reaper- -
Lazlo: And no amount of superpowers...
Bubbles:(looks down)
Lazlo:...or managerial promotion...
Eddy:(stared)
Lazlo:...or some other third thing can make me what I really am inside: a kid.
Brain: Okay, that's great. Now, get back against the wall.
Lazlo:(on microphone) But that's okay!
Brain: What going on?
Lazlo: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Clam Town, and I beat the Robot Ghost, and I rode the Phantom and I brought the scythe back!
Brain:(runs over) Alright, we get the point.
Lazlo: So, yeah, I'm a kid. And I'm also a goofball, and a wingnut and a Knucklehead McSpazamtron!
Then, smoke and multicolored lights appeared behind Lazlo.
Brain: What?(coughs) What's going on?
Lazlo: But most of all, I'm...
Brain: Okay, settle down.
Lazlo: I'm...
Brain: Take it easy.
Lazlo: I'm...
Brain: What the scallop!
Lazlo: I'm a Silly Strawberry!
ROCK!
The force blasted the Brain into the wall.
Lazlo: You're a Silly Strawberry!
ROCK!
We're all Silly Strawberries!
ROCK!
Silly, silly, silly, silly
ROCK!
Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play
I say no way
NO WAY!
No, no freakin' way!
I'm a kid, you say
When you say I'm a kid
I say, "Say it again"
And then I say thanks
THANKS!
Thank you very much!
So if you're thinking
That you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try
The kid inside
Will set you free!
Hama-la, baby-la, zeebilay, boobilay
Hama-la, baby-la, zeebilay, bop!
I'm a Silly Strawberry!
ROCK!
The Brain popped out of the hole.
Brain:(moans) What's happening?(sees Lazlo) Huh!
We see Lazlo dancing in the middle of the room.
Brain: His dance moves are impressing, but, I'm in control!(pulls on microphone) Seize them!
The slaves surround Lazlo as he continues to sing.
BLAST!
As the smoke cleared, we see Lazlo in a wizard outfit with high-heeled shoes, playing a electric guitar. Then, he magically rose up to the ceiling where the Brain and the frozen Eddy watched him.
Billy: Whoo!
Lazlo played the guitar as he started sweating hard. Then, a laser beam blasted from the guitar, destroying a bucket helmet for a fellow toon.
LuckyGirl777: I'm free! I've been freed!
Brain: What?
Then, Lazlo started blasting the bucket helmets off the toons.
Brain: No!
The monkey continued to rock on and free the toons.
Toons: Yeah!
Lazlo spun around and around, blasting faster and freeing the other toons.
Brain: MY PRECIOUS HELMETS!
Lumpus: Ha!
Ms. Fowl: Oh my.
Patsy: Hee-ya!
Courage: Yes!
Lazlo blasted the anneanne, freeing the toons from the outside.
Toons: YAY!
The toons cheered as if they were at a rock concert.
Brain: His chops are too righteous! The helemts cannot handle this level of rock-n-roll! DEXTER, DO SOMETHING! Dexter?
We see Dexter doing the mose pit with the toons.
Dexter: YEAH!
Brain:(growls) That's it! Grim, I command you to- -
Then, Lazlo blasted Grim's helmet off of him.
Bubbles:(hands over scythe) Here ya go, Dad.
Brain: I better get out of here.
The mouse hops to the door, preparing to escape until the toons outside blocked the way.
Otis: Look, it's the wizard that saved us!
Brain: Out of my way, fools!
Then, the toons ran over the Brain, smashing him.
Brain: Ow! OW! AAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
End Of Chapter Thirteen...
Next is the last and final chapter.
-Bugsplee