Though strictly not a request, more of a suggestion from ShadowPoisonCrystal. I really liked the idea so here you go!

I suggest you watch the video 'Bakura's True Feelings' by LittleKuriboh before reading, you can read without it but it may make sense more, especially if you haven't seen the Abridged Series. Enjoy, and thanks for all the reviews!

Yami Bakura and Marik

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

First of all, we would like you to know that just because we're writing a letter together does not mean that we are lovers, boyfriends or anything one step past acquaintances. Though we're both sure that you'll just ignore that anyway as you tend to do.

While browsing through all the fanfiction seemingly written about us portraying us romantically we seemed to find a lot of references to a particular YouTube channel belonging to one LittleKuriboh. We assume you all know the one we're talking about. It's the one that made… 'Thiefshipping' so popular (which we are 100% against by the way). Apparently there is a certain video in which I (Bakura)… admit my feelings to Marik.

Now this would be all well and good if those feelings were vocalised as ones involving minor annoyance, frustration and indifference, which is in fact their true canon nature. However, we were forced to watch a cheap imitation of myself (Bakura) confessing apparent profound hatred for Marik, yet it was plainly obvious that the viewers were meant to substitute the word 'hate' for 'love'.

We can assure you that after this video had finished we had to leave the room in separate directions to empty our stomachs in the nearest toilets, before returning and destroying the laptop on which we watched the video. It seems many of you would love for this video and so many others to be a reality, however we are sorry (please read: not sorry) to disappoint you all and say that once again there is nothing between us. Bakura has stated it separately to you, Marik has expressed his disapproval and now we are both informing you that the creator of those awful videos is wrong. Wrong on so many levels.

Yours sincerely,

Yami Bakura and Marik Ishtar.

Would now be a good time to say that Thiefshipping is my YGO OTP? *runs* XD