Crazy trouble with love part 6

Female Ladon and Percy

Series: Percy Jackson

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-San Francisco-

Percy was looking around the fog city while looking for his hotel, the reason was that his school was having a field trip for their senior trip and lucky for him, he was able to go. The bad news was that he was completely lost and forgot which street the rest of the class was.

'Ok it was to the left, no it was the right? Um...gods this place is so big!' he thought with annoyance. 'I'd rather spar with Clarisse on a bad day then try and deal with this.'

As he tried to find his way passed the crowded streets he noticed that it was more foggy than unusual and he couldn't see his own two feet.

"Crap!" He muttered in anger while stumbling around the area.

(One hour later)

Percy sighed as he slowly started to see where he was going, the only problem was…..well….he was out of the city and on the other side of the bay. "Oh damn it, just my luck." He looked around and tried to find his way back, but had no such luck as he noticed he was also close to….oh fuck! Atlas's mountain! "Oh come on!" 'I don't need a reminder today on that guy, I'd rather try one of the hotdogs and get sick.'

He looked around before spotting a familiar tree with golden apples on it and paled.

'The garden of the Hesperides?! But how did I get in?!' He thought while feeling like a nervous mouse at the moment. 'Did I end up wandering around farther than I thought? I gotta get out of here!'

That was when he noticed a sleeping lump near the tree as it smelled like rotten eggs with a mix of dead rat and petrified bat guano.

'Ok, just gotta make it out very slowly without waking him up.' He thought before tiptoeing carefully around the lump. Only to nearly trip on a large horned python head with jagged teeth, along with several more that was spread around the lump like a rug.

"Zzzzzz." It snored while the stench got worse.

He covered his nose and tried to keep from gagging. 'Oh great, now I gotta move past all the heads? Perfect.'

One of the heads moved a little while laying on Percy's feet. "Zzzz."

He stiffened in fear. He noted the weight and tried to slowly slide his foot out from under.

"Zzzzzz." It growled while ninety nine of its massive heads moved a little to the left, right on Percy's legs. All the while the stench was getting to the point it was almost like Hades' underwear.

'Crap! At this rate I'm gonna pass out if I can't get away!' He thought before seeing the main head, which was much bigger than the rest and looked like a Spinosaurus with massive curved horns that reached to its jaw, moved to the side and breathed right in front of him.

"Zzzzzzzz."

'Oh no! I can't...hold it!' he thought before accidentally taking a breath and coughed while gagging.

The eyes, which were bright yellow with long slits, opened up and looked around before seeing the boy. "...grrrrr."

He coughed while feeling fear. "Uh, m-morning?"

It moved up and stood tall as it's massive body and long spiked tail made Percy's eyes shrunk. The copper scales shimmered as it opened its mouths.

"ROAR!"

"Crap!" he turned and started making a run for it.

"ROAR!" The dragon roared before running after him, causing the earth to shake and crack beneath it.

"Come on come on, where's the gate?" Percy said in fear as all the trees looked about the same to him.

"ROAR!" It cried out before sending a massive flame at the boy, which stunk as well if not worse.

He ducked behind a tree while narrowly avoiding the fire. He then saw a massive hole in the ground and fell in. "Ahhh!"

The guardian of the apples ran towards the hole before looking down. "Grrrr."

(With Percy)

"Aaaaah!"

CRASH!

"Ow…." he groaned while landing on his butt, hard. "That's gonna need some bandages later."

That was when he noticed he was in a massive tunnel complex with gold all around it.

"Oh my gods!" 'I think I hit the motherload!' he stood up and looked all around. 'Wait a sec, usually if there's this much gold in one place, there's a catch.'

Cue the smell of rotten eggs and dead bodies coming from behind him.

'Fuck.' He thought before talking around the tunnels in search of an exit.

(Two hours later)

'Where is the exit?!' he thought with a groan. 'If this was the sea I'd be back out of here and with the class, but nope, seems the mythical world just has to mess with me.'

As he went down a tunnel to his right he noticed that there was a little light coming from it.

"Freedom!" He yelled before running towards it, only to find it was….a girl's room with a single bed, two large bookshelves full of books, a tv with a snake on the antenna and a dresser with mouthwash on it. And the room was bright yellow and blue. "What the, did this tunnel lead to some random apartment?"

"Grrrrr." Growled a voice from behind him.

He paled before doing the only logical thing, hiding under the bed. 'Gross! It's smelly down here! It's like stinky cheese here!' he held his breath while feeling the ground shake.

The dragon growled while looking around with its heads slowly scanning around for the human. "Grrrr."

'Damn it, trapped, and I might either get eaten or suffocate from this smell.' Percy thought in horror before seeing the dragon starting to...shrink?

It's body contorted and twisted as its heads started to shrink and fuse together as it started to stand up right. The scales shifted and moved towards the arms and legs as it gained human like skin, its head slowly gained copper hair that reached its tail, its teeth became straight and human like while its fingers and toes became straight and curved, a pair of G cup breasts formed on the chest as its ass got bigger. The figures tail grew smaller and smaller until it reached her feet as it shrunk to the size of a short teenager. It cracked its neck before stretching. "Ugh! Fuck, that was a workout!"

'Holy shit! He, SHE, just turned human!' He thought before seeing her walk towards the bed.

"Fucking hell, first I get stuck here for all eternity then I have to see the same idiot as last time strolling around! Gods what is wrong with that asshole?!"

'Not like I planned on showing up.' He thought before seeing her walking to the dresser.

"Glug glug glug glug!" She gargled a little before spitting. "Ugh, why does this mouth stink?! Just why!?"

Percy looked up and saw her tail swishing around. 'Maybe if she takes a nap I can get out and hopefully get back to the surface.'

"That boy is annoying." She grumbled while sitting down. "Almost like that Titan, really that guy needs to shut up! It's annoying having to hear him every night moaning about his back!"

'I kind of agree with you on that part.' He thought before hearing the tv turn on.

"Maybe I'll find something good on animal planet." She muttered.

(Three hours later)

"And that is how the wild python uses its body to allure the female." The narrator said on the screen.

"Lame." she yawned. "Honestly I wish this was Hephaestus TV, at least then I might see something good on dragons. Now THEY can give a free show and get a girl in the mood."

Percy shivered a little.

"But that human might have been good company, but on well, he's dead or being eaten right now." She said with a chuckle. "Wonder what's on the History Channel?"

'I feel offended by that.' He frowned before seeing her tail moving under the bed. He kept his breath in and slowly moved back.

The tail moved back and wiggled a bit before touching Percy's nose.

"Ah...ah….ah…"

"I wonder if there's a speed dating channel?"

"ACHOO!" Percy sneezed.

She jumped while feeling something at her tail and looked under. "Hey! What are you doing under there?!"

"Um….I'm trying to look for….used socks?"

"Get out of the moldy socks!" she reached under and grabbed at him while he backed up further and tried holding his breath, but it was easier said than done. "Hold still!"

He gulped before he had to breath and gagged. "Oh my god! That stinks!"

"I know!" She growled before grabbing his hair. "Now get out of my bed!"

"Ow! No way!"

"Do it or I'll breath on you!"

"Gross!"

"Then get out you bastard!"

"Alright alright!" He yelled before getting out of the bed as some socks fell down his shirt.

She crossed her arms under her breasts and frowned. "Why are you here? Oh wait, you're here to steal my benefactors apples again!"

"Easy there, easy." he spoke while looking away. "Let's just be civilized about this."

"Like you running away?" She narrowed her eyes. "And hiding in my room!"

"The second one was an accident! And wouldn't you run away too if you were getting attacked with fire!"

"I was on duty! I have a shift until seven."

"..."

"What? That's was the set hours that idiot Hera gave me." She grumbled. "Stupid cow lover."

"Well it's not like I wanted to come here. You try walking around this city with a fog as thick as pea soup."

"I can't leave idiot." She deadpanned. "That's one of the rules, but the fog I can agree with. I miss the days when I was in the Sahara desert."

"Wait, you lived all the way there?"

"Yep." She smiled. "Great for my skin and helps with my skin condition." She then sighed. "But now I'm living here and getting bad breath all the time, ugh! I hate this place!"

Percy blinked. "What?"

"This weather is making my breath stink, that and eating nothing but pigeons." She cleaned her teeth and picked out a dagger. "Ugh, I really need floss."

"How is the weather messing with your mouth?"

"Ever heard of the saying what you eat defines you? Well apparently eating the pigeons and seagulls here is giving me bad teeth, that and their...habits of eating garbage is ruining my breath." She frowned. "And since I can't leave here I can't get dental insurance."

He sweatdropped.

"And I can't get a mate because of my rancid breath."

"Well can't you iris-message some extra strong toothpaste?"

"Can't." She sighed. "I don't get payed money, just extra scale cleaner." 'Stupid benefactors.'

'Wow, all this work and not even some dental health? That's called being cheap.' He thought before saying. "Maybe I can help?"

"Yeah and I'm a chicken." She said sarcastically.

"No really, I have some money in my pocket and one of them is a drachma."

She blinked. "You're not joking?"

"Well let's just say it would help us both out."

"How so?"

"I help you get your mouth fixed up and you won't eat me?"

"I already ate so sure why not." She shrugged. "But if it doesn't work I'm giving you the same treatment as those birds and make your mouth a living hades!"

"Alright alright, point taken." He said before asking. "Do you have any running water?"

"I'll get it." She said before walking away and the sound of a sink was heard before she came back with a hot bowl of water. "Here, fresh water from the Titan's sweaty river, don't worry I filtered it with my flames."

He grimaced before taking out the coin. He then thought about a deity that might help with dental work. "Um oh god or goddess of...clean teeth?"

A small rainbow appeared as it went static for a few minutes.

After a while a woman with tan skin, long red hair with greenish tips, and wearing a pink sleep hat appeared, her bluish pink eyes looking very tired. "Hello, you reached Hygieia, goddess of good health, cleanliness and sanitation, yawn...how may I help you?"

"Yeah I'd like to send for a delivery of your strongest toothpaste and mouthwash."

"I don't, yawn, do deliveries. I do check ups, do you want to schedule one for my office or for a home appointment?" She yawned.

"Take the home appointment." Frowned the dragon girl with a glare.

Percy gulped. "The second one."

"I just need a time and I shall be there."

"Like right now."

The rainbow vanished before said goddess appeared behind him in a puff of air freshener as she was now wearing a pink doctors outfit that covered her B cup chest and small ass. A small snake slithered around her legs while holding a clipboard. "Ok, who's the patient and what ails him or her?" 'Too gloomy for me, now if it was a beach house I'll be sold.'

"That'd be her." he pointed at the woman.

She looked and was surprised. "Ladon? Why call me?"

"Oh you know, I don't have dental!"

She sighed. "What seems to be the problem?"

Ladon opened her mouth as the stench nearly killed the demigod and knocked out the goddess.

'Yuck! Even worse than bubonic plague victims!'

"Look, can you give her something to fix that?" Percy asked while holding his nose.

"I can, but I need to take a closer look at her mouth." She said before a WWI gas mask appeared over her face. "Cover me demigod."

"With what?"

"If she breaths fire I need you to run and get someone with water." She said before producing a few dental tools. "That and I don't think you want to see her gangrene."

"I don't have any! I think at any rate!" Ladon snapped.

"Just open up and don't bite down." She said before producing a large drill and a plank of wood.

ZIIII!

(Five hours of dental works and one firestorm later)

Hygieia looked at the now perfect teeth and sighed. "There, all better. And after five doses of painkillers and some drilling, by the way you had thirty cavities."

Ladon groaned while feeling a little loopy from the painkillers and laughing gas.

She turned to Percy. "She'll be fine after an hour." She then gave him a card. "If you need any medical assistance just call."

"Wait, what's to stop the smell from coming up real quick? I mean her diet isn't exactly the whole food pyramid."

She looked at her snake as it gave him a bag of pink pills. "Just give her these after every meal and she'll stop having bad breath." She then said. "You know, you're the first customer I had in centuries."

"Really?"

"Yes, everyone else goes to Apollo or Artemis for healing nowadays, never me of my now faded sisters." She sighed. "I was so out of business that I was sleeping till you called." she turned. "Anyways, if you ever need a check up just let me know."

"Ok?"

"Also, I checked on you and I found some old scars from a cyclops attack, healed them while we talked." She smiled before vanishing in a massive cloud of mint.

"Well, that helped." he remarked while Ladon stumbled on her back with a giggle.

"Ha ha, funny wall." She giggled before getting up and grabbed a lamp. "Kiss me you fool!"

He watched her start kissing the lamp and sighed. 'Great, now I gotta wait even longer for that stuff to wear off. At this point the field trip's already over.'

Ladon looked at Percy before tackling him and started licking him. "Tasty~"

"H-Hey! Don't just start licking me." he blushed.

"You tasted like candy mister fish." She giggled loudly.

He groaned before getting kissed in the lips. He went wide eyed while she held onto his neck and he tried squirming out from under her.

(One hours later)

Ladon slowly felt the effects leaving her as she noticed she was on something soft. She looked down and jumped seeing the human under her breasts. "H-Hey! What are you doing there?!"

He made a muffled voice as he couldn't breath.

She got up and glared. "Speak up or I'll eat you!"

"AH! Fresh air at last!" He cried out before getting his hair pulled. "Ow!"

"TALK!"

"You wouldn't get off! You were all loopey!"

She blinked. "How loopey?"

"You were licking me and kissing me!"

Ladon blushed red before jumping under the bed as her tail stuck out.

'Well at least she's not ready to eat me.'

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" She screamed in embarrassment while turning bright red. 'FUCK!'

"Uh, I hate to ask at this time, but….could you show me the way out? I'm pretty sure the school day's over and I need to get home."

"I-I can't." She said meekly. "I don't know all the tunnels, just the ones going to my room and the garden." 'Oh gods WHY?!'

He paled. "B-But that still means there's some exit, I mean I could wind up just back in town and find my way home there."

"It doesn't work like that, most of these tunnels go towards the bottom of a massive reservoir or towards the Titan's hairy armpit. And I don't that you want to go to either."

"So I'm stuck down here?"

The tail nodded like a small snake before going under the bed. "Gods! Now I'll never be a bride!"

"Wait, what?"

"I can't be a bride! I kissed and did gods know what!" She cried out while her eyes peeked under the bed. "Oh why did this have to happen to me?!"

"...so?"

"I CAN'T GET MARRIED WHEN I LOST MY LIP VIRGINITY!" Ladon roared while sounding very depressed.

"Says who?"

"SAYS MOM!"

"Who?"

"Echidna." She sniffled.

"Why would she say something like that? I mean, wouldn't she not care?"

"SHE CARES!" She growled. "And she told me so I don't become a whore like the Sphinx!" She then started the cry. "Oh mom! Why did I have to be so crazy?! WHY?!"

'This is almost comedy gold.' he thought. "Uh, well other then kissing nothing else happened."

She poked her face out. "R-Really?"

"Yes, and to be honest you were kissing me so much I got hickies all over my arms, neck and face."

She moved back under the bed and screamed in embarrassment again.

'Ok so that didn't help.'

'Oh why did I do such a thing?! I was saving that for...my...mate…' she stopped crying before grinning. "Human, can you come over her for a second? I need to tell you something important about the tunnels."

He blinked before walking towards the bed and found himself getting dragged under the bed by her tail. "Uh….yes?"

"There is a way to fix this mess for the both of us."

"What's that?" He asked as Ladon blushed.

"You….um….b-become my….mate…"

"...huh?"

"You take responsibility and become my mate. It's only fair since you took my lip virginity."

"Y-You make it sound like we went all the way!"

She glared. "It's either this or I tie you up and leave you down here." She moved her eyes towards the socks. "And I know how you hate my smelly socks."

"But I still have a home to get back to."

She frowned at that before getting an idea. "How about this, I let you go and we can do a long distance relationship, and once a month you can come visit and I can….give you more of my lip virginity."

He blushed. 'Ok her mom definitely needs to work on the talk, provided she ever meets back up with her and forgets about me and my pals.'

"So how about it…..mate?" Ladon asked with a slight smile.

"...sure." 'I hate to do this, but if it gets me home I'll take it.'

She blushed before kissing his cheek. "Thank you, and if you cheat on me." Her eyes glowed. "I'll kill you and regurgitate it before repeating it for all eternity!"

"Yes ma'am." he squeaked.

Ladon smiled again before licking his face.

(Two months later)

-Camp Half Blood-

Percy whistled while polishing riptide. He finally got home and was starting to be ok with his 'girlfriend'. Even if the time differences had him talking to her every day in the early mornings. Still it seemed her mouth has kept clean and fresh thanks to the mints which really brightened up her days.

'I wonder if I can ask her to iris-message me in the afternoon?' He thought before the ground shook and the sounds of trees crashing down was heard. He looked around and stood up. "Are we under attack?"

"I don't know." Annabeth said while running out of her cabin. "But it feels like an earthquake!"

"But dad didn't tell me about this." He said before seeing a familiar creature's body going above the tree line.

"ROAR!"

"What the….Ladon?" He muttered as they ran to the barrier and saw the dragon looking down with all one hundred heads.

"Grrrr." It growled while eyeing the campers.

"What's she doing here? She's not suppose to leave the garden."

Percy looked at her before the heads saw him and growled before….walking through the barrier like it was nothing?! "W-What the?!"

It growled before slowly shifting to her human form and tackled Percy. "Mate I'm here!"

"OOF!" he grunted when he landed on his back with a groan.

"Mate." She smiled before licking him. "I missed you!"

"Ladon? How did you get past the barrier? Wait...how did you leave the garden?"

She sat on his chest as her tail swished around. "Got fired."

"...huh?"

"Kind of called Hera a cow when she was visiting." 'He he he serves her right for not having dental.' "As for the barrier, I was able to get in due to a loop hole."

"What loophole?"

"People or monsters with no ill intent can enter."

"Wait, seriously?"

She nodded before looking at Annabeth. "Who are you? No wait let me guess, you're a maid to my mate, if that's the case go get me some gum."

"Mate? No! I'm his friend, Annabeth Chase."

"...so?" She asked before licking Percy's cheek.

"I'm not a maid."

"Then you're a very annoying maid." She frowned before looking at Percy. "Want to take my lip virginity for real? I've been waiting for days."

"Um…" he spoke before getting their lips pressed together anyway while Annabeth stared with wide eyes and a blush.

'Oh...oh gods!' She thought before fainting while standing up.

'Soon we'll have eggs.' Ladon thought with a smile as the screen went black.