Chris's face appears on a screen. "Last time on Total Drama Chris's Fun House." Flashbacks of the previous episode start playing. "Monsters of the underworld were gathered to fight our contestants. Unfortunately, the contestants are all more than capable of defending themselves. A few contestants considered forfeiting the challenge, but I wouldn't let them. In the end, Zuko failed to kill a monster, since Faith stole his kill, which got him eliminated. Luckily for him, he got his own back by burning off her hair." The scene cuts back to Chris. "Who will get wiped out this episode? Find out now on Total Drama Chris's Fun House."
Intro song plays.
"Hey guys, good news," said Chris.
"You're letting us go?" asked Eren.
Chris laughed at this. "Oh, you were being serious. Let me laugh even harder," said Chris, before laughing even harder. "No seriously, today's challenge is pretty easy."
"Kicking the shit out of you?" asked Hit-Girl. "Because I would enjoy that oh so much."
"Nope," said Chris. "You're challenge is to clean this room." A wall rose up to reveal an absolutely spotless room.
"You've got the wrong room, moron," said Finn.
"That's because I haven't done this yet," said Chris, as the ceiling opened up and dumped large piles of garbage in the room.
"Is…is that Kenny?" asked Rogue.
"That it is," said Chris.
"How'd he decompose so fast? Normally it would take years," said Tiffany.
"Hey, you're not complaining about your other friends," said Chris.
"What other friends? The only human remains there are Kenny's," said Trunks.
"What?" asked Chris, looking at the pile of waste. "Okay, what is going on?"
"Why don't you tell us? It's your facility," said Saeko.
Chris glared at her for a moment, then snapped out of it. "It doesn't matter," he said. "Your challenge is to clean as much stuff out of your area as possible. But be warned: the other contestants can dispose of their garbage into your area if they want to, making it harder for you to win."
"But Chris, everyone hates me," said Faith.
"And whose fault is that?" asked Chris. "Now, pick an area. The contestant with the messiest area in an hour gets eliminated." The eight contestants, knowing there was no point arguing, all picked an area. "BEGIN!"
"This'll be easy," said Trunks. He charged up a Ki Blast, and incinerated all the garbage in his area in seconds. Unfortunately…
"Very good Trunks," said Chris. "Unfortunately, you also burned a lot of the floor. You're winning, but to keep yourself safe you'll probably want to clean that up." Trunks sighed and began trying to remove the burn marks.
Meanwhile, Faith, who had picked a corner of the room to avoid as much of the garbage as possible, had to deal with Eren, Hit-Girl, and Rogue piling their garbage into her area.
"I don't get it," said Hit-Girl. "She doesn't seem to be fighting back. I've piled my garbage so high I can't even see her."
"Maybe she's up to something?" suggested Rogue.
"Or maybe she's resigned to her fate," said Eren.
"Whatever it is, be prepared for it," said Hit-Girl, reinforcing the pile of garbage on her border with Faith.
Meanwhile, Tiffany had adopted a strategy similar to Trunks, but to a much smaller extent…
"Hey Tiffany, could you help burn some of my garbage?" asked Finn.
"I hate to ask, but I don't think we'll be getting rid of much of it otherwise," said Saeko.
"Guys, the amount of energy I'd need to use just to clear my area will almost drain me," said Tiffany. "But since you guys are my friends…" Tiffany found a couple of old pieces of cardboard, and focused on them for a few seconds. They burst into flames, and Tiffany handed one each to Finn and Saeko. "Use them wisely guys," said Tiffany. "Find some more flammable stuff quickly so they don't burn out."
"Thanks Tiffany," said Finn and Saeko together, before all three of them got back to their respective areas.
About fifty eight minutes later...
"Not much longer contestants," said Chris. "Though honestly, one of you *cough* Faith *cough* is not looking good."
"Yeah, what's with that?" asked Rogue. "Something is seriously wrong."
"What could she possibly be doing?" asked Hit-Girl.
"That's what I'm going to find out," said Rogue, starting to climb the wall of garbage she had been building. After a few slips, Rogue made it to the top, and gasped in astonishment. Along the wall Faith shared with Hit-Girl, Faith had been building up a wall of her own, though it looked unstable, like a good shove would knock it over…
"Hit-Girl, brace yourself against your wall," said Rogue.
"Why? What's wrong?" asked Hit-Girl.
"Just do it," said Rogue. "Come on Eren. Trunks, Finn, Saeko, Tiffany, we may need a hand over here." The others (who were nearly finished their areas) saw Eren and Hit-Girl bracing themselves and immediately went over to help.
"You don't think I saw this coming?" asked Faith. "I counted on it."
"What do you…" started Trunks, as he saw the wall Faith shared with Eren area collapse, completely flooding his area.
"NO!" yelled Eren, running back to his area to clear it up. Unfortunately…
"Time's up contestants," said Chris. "And in a come from behind success, Faith manages to survive, while Eren gets fried."
"That's what you think," said Eren, immediately biting his thumb. There was a puff of smoke, and where Eren had been standing there was now an enormous monster.
"You don't think I foresaw that?" asked Chris. That's why I had the extra-large trapdoors installed." The monster roared at Chris and started to swing a punch, when the floor underneath him opened up. Unfortunately, the titan was too tall for the hole, so it only fell as far as its knees. "What the? My notes say he's fifteen feet as a titan, so he should…oh, fifteen METRES! Well then, this should fix that." Chris closed the trapdoor and cut the titan down about four and a half metres. "Now to just repeat that until…"
"NOO!" yelled Trunks, flying straight through the titan's neck, emerging on the other side with Eren.
"Hey, thanks," said Chris, as a metal claw descended from the roof and grabbed Eren off Trunks, then dropped the unconscious Eren into the pit. "Who will go next? Find out next time, on Total Drama Chris's Fun House."
