Author Note: Wel, well, a lot of you are asking for the revenge to left them in their underwear...You're all a bunch of perverts, but I must say I'm one too so... For the next chapter I'll put the final revenge but you can still suggest things. Enjoy!
``From all the hotels that are in Chicago you had to choose the biggest and expensive, right? ´´ I asked them with a blank face.
We stood in the hall of the hotel and I must say that it looked more like a palace… The boys ignored my question and continued looking at the decoration. I almost could hear Haruhi saying: filthy rich bastards. I sat in the sofa while Tamaki and Kyoya got us some rooms. I still had to think about revenge… (Lock them in a room and put Justin Bieber music in it? I want to get revenge, not kill them… Cut all their hair? They would look like skinheads… I have to embarrass them, yeah. I have a plan…) A devilish smile begun forming in my face. I heard Kyoya calling us to tell us our respective rooms.
``Ey, what about my room? ´´ I asked him narrowing my eyes.
``To not spend too much money I thought you could share a room with the twins; you've been sleeping with them all this time…´´ he told me and I glared at him with all the hate I could.
``What?! Even now I have to share a bed with them?! Oh, c'mon! ´´ I groaned.
``Don't get like that, Alex. We know you love to sleep with us…´´they said teaseling.
``The day your parents know that I've been sleeping with you two…´´ I muttered.
``They'll never know. They're hardly ever at home…´´ they shrugged.
``Well…Now I have to say something important guys. I decided that I'm going to get my revenge to all of you, except Honey, Mori and Haruhi, but you can be saved if you do something that I have already planned….´´ I said rubbing my hands like an master of evil.
``What?! I thought you forgive us! ´´ said Tamaki.
``I lied. Now who wants to be saved from the revenge? ´´ I asked.
Surprisingly Kyoya raised his hand. I smirked.
``Okay, I'll tell you what you have to do…´´
I got near him and I told him my plan. When I finished Kyoya was glaring at me and about to protest, but I send him a knowing look. He sighed defeated and pinched the bridge of his nose. (I win!)
``Now…what about I took you to a tour around the town? ´´ I suggested.
All of them agreed. We walked around the town while Kyoya was making a phone call. I chuckled internally. (Prepare yourself Kyoya…They always have a vacancy and you are the perfect candidate…You can't escape.) He hung up the phone and sent me a glare. I gave him my innocent smile but I bet he was cursing all my ancestors. We passed in front of a bar and I decided it was a good time to stop. I face palmed when I saw it was a karaoke-bar.
``Ey, Alex, sing us a tune, please! ´´ said the twins using the puppy dog eyes.
I ordered some cola and took a sip.
``No. I don't know how to sing.´´ I said calmly. ``Sing you two, you seem to know very well the lyrics of`` Bye, Bye, Bye.´´ I said with a half smirk.
``Don't say you don't know to sing because you said you used to rap.´´ they poked my cheeks.
``It's different rap and sung…´´ I frowned.
``Well rap us something…´´ they insisted.
I sighed and took a big sip of my cola finishing it. They weren't going to leave me alone unless I did some rap. I walked to the guy who put the songs and asked if I could do a rap session and he nodded. I got into the stage and he threw me the microphone. The music begun and I made up quickly some lyrics.
``All the girls now don't eat candies, now they just suck dicks. Go to the fashion and with twelve are already fucking. It's not normal but it's the reality. And if his dads don't let them put piercings they simply fake it. And what if their minds are smaller than their skirts; they don't wear panties and the sluts go shopping with their mommies. Then go to the disco to see if they can catch some men and then talk about it later with their best friends. And then they complain if their boyfriends broke the next day with them. Someone will say I'm male chauvinist, ladies please, go out on Sunday and tell if I'm realistic. They copy themselves and all seem identical. Redheads or blonds? It doesn't matter; they all go searching for more. A group of friends together is unbearable, even worse than an ex who always is fuck-able. Ten hours of makeup, preparing themselves but then they go without shirts showing to all their big tits. Now they don't play with Barbies, they have to be rebels, daddies, I must warn you: they do everything but their duties. They know how to open the legs but their minds are closed. Plan for the day: be a total whore till the night end. Sex, alcohol and parties, they all want fun and in the morning they don't remember if they fucked. The girls that seem a beauty usually are the ugliest; using fake nails and high heels even if it's hurting. Now the girls at the minimal put their panties on the floor; the girls from today are just a bunch of whores.´´ I finished.
The people clapped at me and even laughed. All of the people in Chicago knew of what I was talking about. Every day you can see in the street a girl with sixteen already pregnant. The world was going crazy… I walked to the hosts who looked at me mouth agape, especially Tamaki.
``How could you say that things about girls, Alex?!´´ He asked almost shouted.
``I didn't say it Tamaki, I rap it. And Chicago is different from Japan; here the things are like this…Watch this: Hikaru, see that girl near the bathroom? ´´ I pointed to a girl who was wearing a skirt shorter than my finger and he nodded. ``Go on flirt with her and then ask her if she wants to have sex in your apartment. Say that you're rich, it's very important. Then come back here.´´ I said.
He looked confused but went to the girl. Meanwhile we had a round of drinks and I could see Kyoya getting a bit nervous. He was looking at the clock and almost sweating. Then Hikaru came blushing and grabbed the first drink he found and gulped it in a second.
``So…what she said? ´´ I asked with a smirk.
``She said that his boyfriend was sick, so we could go to her house and that we didn't need protection, because she takes some kind of pills…When I asked about her age she told me she had fifteen! What the hell, Alex!? Are all the girls like that?!´´ He asked me in shock and terror.
``Most of them…At least she told you she take pills…Hm, that's an improvement.´´ I said casually. ``And they're worse than that, if she sees Kaoru she could ask for a threesome…´´
Kaoru almost spit out his drink, instead he choked. I patted his back to help him. (Yep, get the idea boys…Whores, whores everywhere…) Tamaki almost fainted and the others were blushing and looking down at their drinks.
``Welcome to Chicago, boys! ´´ I said while taking another sip of my cola and leaning in my seat.
Finally I saw the watch signaling eleven o clock. I grinned at Kyoya and he sighed. We got up and the rest followed looking at us confused. We walked through many streets and then I turned a corner. It was a small alley with a door half opened and at the door stood a woman maybe in her mid-forties. She raised an eyebrow at us and threw away the cigar she was smoking.
``Which one of you is Kyoya? ´´she asked.
I pushed Kyoya forward and I gave him a grin, he just glared. The woman looked at him up and down with a critical look. Then she nodded.
``Okay, darling, you seem perfect; the girls are going to love you. Come with me. You can enter in if you want.´´ she said looking at us.
We stepped inside and walked through a pair of halls. Finally I found it: the stage. We were lucky because we were in the front line. The boys seemed to get suspicious when they saw that every person inside were mostly women.
``Alex, where did you take us? What are you planning? ´´ whispered Haruhi to me.
``You'll see Haruhi…The spectacle is about to begin…´´ I smirked.
``Guys I don't know if you noticed but it seems like a striptease club-Oh…´´ Kaoru finally noticed. ``Alex…you didn't…´´ He said.
``Yes I did, Kaoru. Yes I did. Please film this because it's going to the hilarious…´´´I said.
``If that's what he has to do to get away from the revenge, what are you going to do to us?!´´ Asked Tamaki frightened.
I chuckled darkly and he shivered. Kaoru handed me the phone and I prepared it to film the spectacle. Five minutes later the music begun to play on the speakers. The lady from before went into the stage holding a microphone.
``Now ladies, are you having fun? ´´she asked and the public roared. ` `Well better get a hold on something girls, because tonight we have a new boy! Please enjoy the terrifying actuation of The Shadow King! ´´She announced.
I couldn't contain my smirk when I saw Kyoya came in. He was wearing all black and had a tie. Haruhi was looking at the ground containing her laugh and Mori was covering Honey's eyes. Tamaki was still looking at me frightened and the twins were like him. When Kyoya was beginning only to get his tie off all the girls were screaming. (Kyoya, I'm going to sell this at the Host Club. I'll be rich!) At the moment Kyoya was without his shirt I could see a lot of girls fainting. Kyoya was now playing with his belt and the public was roaring wildly. He caught a glimpse of me holding the phone and his eyes widened to turn into a glare. I just smiled and waved at him. (Smile Kyoya, you're making a lot of girls happy!) Just when Kyoya was toying with the elastic of his pants I was pulled back. The freaking twins ruined the fun just in the best part! They dragged me out of the club and I could hear the crowd cheering and screaming. (Crap! I missed it!)
``What the hell, guys!? It was the great final! ´´ I scolded them.
``You're too young to see that kind of things, Alex! ´´they said in a paternal tone.
``It's that or that you two are jealous and want to make me a private session…´´ I teased them.
``If you pay us we will think about it.´´ they retorted.
I would have face palmed but I saw Kyoya exiting the club putting back his jacket. I grinned at him but he smirked. I frowned confused. He pulled out from his back pocket a handful of dollars. My jaw touched the ground at that.
``I must thank you, Alex. After doing that exhibition they pay me well, so it compensated me. What a surprise…´´ he said waving the money in my face.
I went to my emo corner. My plan failed. I heard the Hosts laugh at my back and I curled more in my corner. Now I had to get a better plan to get the most wonderful revenge! I wasn't going to lose!
(Where the hell he got that?! Are the girls that desperate?! I guess that my rap was right…Damn that bunch of whores…)
Author Note: I must tell that the rap was an ``adaptation´´ of another rap from Porta, so its not mine. Sorry but I have no freaking idea of how to rap, skate or breakdance. Alex can, but I can't, damn it. T.T.