The Admiral Board were heatedly debating whether or not to 'blow the Alarei to Kingdom Come' when Shepard and his squad literally kicked the door open, the Gun of the Citadel smiling.
"Now, don't know 'bout ya'll, but Tali killin' all them geth sure does make me think she's loyal to tha' Migrant Wagon Train." Shepard said.
"Her loyalty was never questioned, only her judgment." The least-favorite Admiral Board member said.
"I'm 'bout damn tired o' yer constant bitchin', Qwib-qwib. Shut yer trap 'fore I blow yer damn head off!" Shepard shouted, surprising every single person in the room.
"I'm damn proud o' the Qwib-qwib!" Qwib-qwib shouted.
"You wanna take this outside, Qwibby?" Shepard asked.
"I'll put a hole in that cowboy hat!" Qwub-qwib shouted back.
"I'll put a hole in yer suit!"
"HEY!" Tali's aunt shouted. "We're here fer Tali, not fer you two idiots ta' shout at each other."
"Coulda fooled me." Garrus muttered.
"Shep, did ya' find any evidence fer Tali?" Tali's aunt asked.
"Shep..." Tali said.
Shepard winked, and walked up to the stand. "Tali don't need any evidence. She ain't done nothin' wrong. Without her, there wouldn't be no Migrant anythin'. She played a real big part in savin' the galaxy, and ta' see her treated like this by her own people is makin' me sick!"
"You can't make a speech ta' save yer life." Qwib-qwib said.
Shepard's hand flinched towards her revolver, which was enough to make Qwib-qwib duck, shouting in surprise.
"That's what I thought." Shepard said.
"Vote." Tali's aunt said simply. Two out of three judges said 'innocent.' Qwib-qwib, after finding suitable cover (behind two other quarians. Damn coward.) said 'guilty.'
Shepard tipped his hat, and said "Much obliged."
