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Offer them foot rubs

Vivi bounded down the stairs and into the living room with Harry behind her.

"Oh hello Vivi, Harry." Vernon said. He didn't even look up from his newspaper.

"What are you two doing today?" Petunia asked.

Vivi got onto her hands and knees. She crawled over to Petunia and took of her shoe.

"Would you like a foot rub?" Vivi asked.

"Only for a dollar." Harry said.

"Not now." Petunia pulled her foot away.

"I wouldn't mind one." Dudley said.

"No thanks." Vivi got up. "That's Harry's department."

"Vivi, since when has rubbing Dudley's feet my job?" Harry asked.

"Since now when I stated it."

"Why would I have to rub Dudley's feet?"

"I'm not touching his feet. Who knows where they've been."

"Then why do I have to touch them?"

"You're a guy."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Vernon asked.

"I won't feel comfortable."

Petunia just put her head in her hands.

"Just go entertain yourself." Vernon told Vivi and Harry. "Please." Vernon added.

"I need to make a few phone calls anyways." Vivi replied. "I'm going upstairs."

The Dursleys watched Vivi disappear upstairs before they turned to look at Harry.

"Wait for me." Harry said. He went up the stairs too. He walked into his room and found Vivi in his room.

"You're gonna be here tomorrow?" Vivi said into her phone. "Great, we'll see you then." Vivi smiled and hung up.

"Are they gonna be here tomorrow?" Harry asked as he sat down on a chair. "How did my room become head quarters for this operation?"

"The Dursleys hardly ever come in here and they'll suspect my room." Vivi said as she sat down on the bed. "See, it makes sense."

"Not really." Harry said. "But whatever you say."

"That's right, whatever I say."

A few hours later, Harry went downstairs. He went over to Vernon.

"Want a foot rub Uncle Vernon?" Harry asked.

Vernon nearly growled as he said, "Get away from me boy."

"How about you Petunia?"
Petunia nearly screamed her lungs out after Vivi appeared behind Petunia.

"No thanks." Petunia said after catching her breath.

"Are you sure?" Vivi asked.

"If it'll make you leave me alone," Petunia began to say, "I'll let you give me one."

"One dollar." Vivi held out her hand.

Petunia pulled a five dollar bill out. "All I have is five dollars."

Vivi took the dollar. "That'll work too."
"I'll have one too." Vernon decided. He handed Harry a dollar bill.

Vivi took off Petunia's shoes. Petunia let out a yelp. Vivi began to spit.

"What's wrong Petunia?" Vernon asked.

Vivi spit some more. She poofed up some mouth washed.

"She bit my ankle." Petunia said.

"No charge for that." Harry spoke up.

"No refunds." Vivi added.

"VIVI!" Vernon shouted as the teens ran upstairs. "POTTER!"

"No refunds!" Vivi and Harry shouted.

I'd like to thanks Mystical Beings for putting this story on alert and favoriting it.

texancoconut51-thanks. Chaos is fun.

Don't forget about my other two Harry Potter stories, 'When You Believe' and 'Hogwarts Students Should Stick Together.' And my X-Men: Evolution story.