"Now let's give a hand for our next contestants Eve and TF vs Kennen and Akali." Draaaven announced as the group got into place. "Wanna give up now little partner?" Twisted Fate offered, belittling the little yordle. He was taken aback as he saw sparks fly from the tiny ninja. "I should probably give you a chance to forfeit now too." He said threateningly. "Huh, thanks but no thanks." Was TF's reply. "Ready? Fight!" Draaaven shouted.
Cards slid into TF's hands and he began flicking them at the ninja, Kennen however hit each one down with his shurikens. The yordle then lightning rushed the card sharp, running through him and stabbing a shuriken in his back. Now marked twice he threw a shuriken at Eve that applied a mark before hurling a lightening suriken at her. Both now having 2 stacks he let out an electrical surge that stunned the 2. While stunned Akali shadow danced to TF, kicking the shuriken deeper into his back before throwing a kama at Eve, marking her. She then shadow danced to Eve and with a kick to her head sent her into TF, the 2 landed on the floor and Akali finished her shadow dance with one more kick at TF before finishing with a crescent slash. Blood began springing forth from their abdomens. "They'll bleed out in an hour without immediate medical supervision." Said Akali as she wiped off some sweat from her forehead. The crowd was silent, it had all happened in a matter of seconds, they weren't even sure if it had been a minute since the start. Evelynn hadn't even had a chance to move. Draaaven's magnificent face was frozen in awe. "Ladies and Gentleman, that wasn't a fight, that was an assassination! Akali and Kennen win!" He shouted and the crowd roared. "We should've been serious from the start." Akali lamented, still a little bitter at their previous loss. Kennen shrugged "Shen would never quit lecturing us if we hadn't maintained some sort of balance." He said fully aware Shen was keeping an eye on his team mates. Akali and Kennen walked back to the viewing area while TF and Eve were rushed away for their medical attention.
"The final fight today is bound to be a fun one. We have Shaco and Jinx vs Urgot and Nidalee." At the mention of their names Shaco and Jinx immediately began giggling. Urgot gave them a confused look before wobbling over to the arena center with Nid. Once the giggling fit had passed Shaco and Jinx made there way as well. "So what's so funny?" Asked Urgot, curious at what they were laughing about. "Oh that, see Jinx was saying how you have to bathe yourself in cat nip each day to keep Nidalee around, but I'm certain your trick is in the dance moves." Shaco explained as Jinx began laughing again. Urgot blushed. "Well she actually loves the way I dance but she says she likes me because she likes my personality." Urgot said shyly. Jinx and Shaco looked at each other before falling to the floor laughing. "I told you it was his dance moves!" Shaco exclaimed. "It was his personality not his dances!" Jinx yelled back as tears began welling up from the laughter. "By, by, by the way" Shaco stammered trying to contain himself. "What about your personality does she like, depression or agony?" He said before bursting into laughter again. Nidalee was becoming irritated with the psycho couple. "I love his undying determination and enthusiasm." Shaco and Jinx stopped laughing. "Enthusiasm?" They asked together. "Sure he can be a little mopey but my Urgy here is quite the cherry most of the time." She said with a purr as she held his face in her hand. "Okay I already regret asking." Jinx said as she stuck a tongue out to signify she was going to vomit. Nidalee rolled her eyes. "Can I kill them already?" She asked with impatience. Draaven frowned. "You can't kill them but sure, you can start fighting now." Jinx nodded. "Cool whenever you're ready axe man." "Fight!" Draaaven shouted.
Nidalee launched a spear at Jinx. She ducked away but was hit by the blade launched by Urgot. She grit her teeth at the pain. "I can throw blades too!" Shaco said as he threw one at both Nid and Urgot. Urgot blocked the blade meant for him with his terror capacitor but Nid was struck in the torso. She launched another spear but it was countered by a fishbone shell. Jinx swapped to her gatling gun pow pow and started riddling Urgot wit holes. Given Urgot didn't really have vitals anymore he didn't really seem to feel anything from the bullets but Nidalee was none the less driven to rage by the action. Transforming she attempted to take Jinx down but Shaco intercepted and slashed her across the face. She roared and swiped him across the face in returned. "Nid, food's ready!" Urgot cried as he activated his ult. Before Shaco or Jinx could react Urgot swapped places with Jinx. Nidalee had pounced at Urgot, who was now Jinx. She collasped under the cougar's weight and was subsequently mauled by the beast. Meanwhile Shaco winced as he received a Zaun-tipped blade to the back. He off handily threw a shiv back at Urgot and ran over to Jinx. He stabbed his blades into Nid's back before kicking her off Jinx. He hurriedly helped her up. "You alright?" He asked. Jinx nodded. She was covered in claw and teeth marks but generally unharmed. Shaco winced again as another blade pierced his flesh. "You mind taking care of him?" He said with irritation in his voice. "Sure thing." She nodded before taking out fishbones and firing at the Noxian. Nidalee tried to chase after Jinx but Shaco intercepted again. As if repeating themselves Urgot activated hit ult again but this time Shaco was ready. He threw a box and despite himself he sudden surprise broke his channel and Urgot stayed where he was. This meant that Nid pounced on Urgot and they toppled over each other. "Say cheese!" Jinx said as she launched her super mega death rocket at the 2. When the dust cleared neither were conscious. "Shaco and Jinx win!" Draaaven announced. Shaco and Jinx waved before quickly joining up with their friends. Apparently they had decided to eat out tonight together.
"Well folks this is your host Draaaven signing off on day 3 of the couple's tourney."