Okay! So, I've decided to get into the famous fanfiction habit of answering questions from reviewers~ Let's start!

I Have A Question-Well, actually, she's a good cook-the cookies turned out alright-but…well…Tobi was helping. XD

Xakia-Okay, this is actually to your review on my other fanfic, the sequel to Jashin's Devil, God's angel…the reason I discontinued it was…well…I just kind of lost interest in it. :/ It just got way too random after a while-all the filler crack chapters-plus I realize I am now MUCH better in my writing…well, at least if I can use the reviews on this fic as a reference. XD

Secretly Evil-Hmmmm…that's a toughie. Kakuzu's English voice is EPIC in my opinion, but Madara's Japanese voice (since I haven't heard his English yet) is also pretty shmexy…I guess it's a tie.

ON WITH THE STORY~~~~

~Disclaim~

"You're better than drugs; your love is like wine. Feel you coming on so fast, feel you coming to get me high. You're better than drugs, I'm addicted for life. Feel you coming on so fast, feel you coming on to get me high!" (J/N The song is "Better than Drugs" by Skillet)

In case you have no idea what's going on, I'll put it simply.

We're having a karaoke with the Akatsuki-Haruka currently being the one singing-and it's better than ever. Especially since we're bored on a Monday afternoon.

Because nothing is more priceless than Hidan singing "For Your Entertainment."

…except for Tobi singing "Something in Your Mouth" by Nickelback. I think he was singing with his Madara voice for that, but it was still pretty funny.

Deidara's expression at that was priceless.

Unfortunately, the last song had just been finished by Haruka, and now, we have nothing to do. Kagami was the one who finally suggested it.

"So, who's up for a game of football?"

All three of us-Haruka, Shizuka, and I-chimed in eagerly while the Akatsuki members looked vaguely puzzled. Of course, they'd looked the same before we'd shown them how to karaoke, so who am I to judge?

"What's football, un?" Deidara was first to speak up. I was first to jump in and explain.

"Football is a sport people in our world play a LOT of the time. Girls don't play it as much as boys do, but it's still pretty fun." I then began to describe the rules, and by the end, they all looked pretty interested. (Z/N: Zek doesn't understand such sports language. Zek must destroy it. Prepare for imminent termination, Yume)

Of course, my yard wasn't big enough for fourteen people to play football. So, once again, they donned their transformation jutsus-all of them this time, not just the ones that wanted to come-and we were off to the park!

TIIIIMMMEEEESSSKKKIIIIIIPPPP!

"Okay, one more thing, before we pick teams," Kagami said after we'd arrived at the park and were preparing to chuck the ol' pigskin around.

Deidara raised an eyebrow. "What's that, un?"

"You guys can't use your ninja skills. Otherwise you'd end up killing us."

This was followed by some loud protests from the Akatsuki members that Kagami finally broke by shouting, "I HAVE THE SKILLET IN MY BAG!" (Z/N: AND I HAVE SOME OTHER QUESTIONABLE THINGS IN MY BAG...special instruments)

Silence.

She smiled sweetly. "Okay, good. So no mad skillz so we can live and the teams will be…uh…Yume? Pick the teams."

I facepalmed, but did as she ask. Making it so that we wouldn't be traumatized when we got tackled, but we'd get fan service from the people we get tackled by. Yummy.

"Okay, so, the team on the left side will be me, Kagami, Haruka, Shizuka, Hidan, Kisame, and Pain. The team on the right will be Deidara, Itachi, Tobi, Sasori, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Konan. That sound good?"

There were some mumbles-including Kisame and Hidan complaining about not getting to tackle us girls, those sickos-but in the end, they all agreed. Although that MAY have been from Kagami getting ready to take out her Skillet and PWN them…

God, that girl is awesome.

The game started with our team setting it off. Itachi was holding the football, and Kagami started shouting out random numbers despite having NO idea what they meant.

"Forty-two! Sixty-nine! Eighty-seven! Sixty-nine! HIKE!" Itachi tossed the football to me, and Deidara grabbed it quickly and started running towards my team's goal. Yeah, not on my watch, you sexy blonde!

I ran over and tackled him as hard as I could…I didn't realize for a full five seconds that this position was awkward. "Oh…gomen, Deidara, but I think my team gets the ball…"

Surprisingly, he just laughed and sat up, holding me in his lap. "Ah, no problem, Yume, hm. I've had to deal with worse before, being a shinobi." AND the ego is finally showing its face. How lovely.

Of course, normally I would be spazzing about this, but Kisame just HAD to go and ruin the moment with one of his dirty comments.

"Hey, Deidara! You can have your girlfriend give you a lap dance AFTER the game!"

I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FISH.

Timeskip: One football game later and back at the house…

The game had gone fairly interesting. Kagami had glomped Itachi about fifty times and Tobi and Haruka tackled each other every chance they got. Pain and Hidan both had tackled Konan, who was blushing badly. Kakuzu had just chucked a rock at Hidan's head.

And Sasori and Shizuka…well, they'd been a bit more careful, Shizuka merely tackling at his legs-kinda awkward when one fell off, thank Jashin that nobody was around to watch the puppet reattach it-and Sasori would simply catch her by the arm.

Actually, we had ended up tackling more than actually playing, but oh well.

Of course, stuff only got MORE awkward when we got back home and saw WYATT sitting on the couch, looking irritated and impatient.

Shizuka instantly stopped still in the center of the room. "Oh, um, Wyatt…what's up?"

"Where exactly have you been, Shizuka?"

"At the park. We were playing football, is that so wrong?"

Am I witnessing a soap opera? Because it looks like it.

Wyatt folded his arms across his chest, a vein throbbing in his forehead. "Nobody tackled you, did they? You didn't tackle anyone?"

"It's FOOTBALL! I'm SUPPOSED to tackle people, you idiot!"

Wyatt narrowed his brown eyes, which didn't look so nice anymore. "Shizuka, do you think we could talk?" He looked at me. "IN PRIVATE?"

"There's some rooms upstairs, you know. The living room isn't the ONLY place in the house."

He twitched, but nodded and headed upstairs. Shizuka hesitated, then followed after him…

Shizuka's POV

…I'm screwed, aren't I?

I mean, he's not just here because it's a Monday afternoon and he wants to visit his girlfriend at her friends' house, I don't think. I mean, his cousin saw me at the mall with SASORI only two days ago!

And somewhere in the back of my mind was a rule about boys and bedrooms, but I couldn't quite recall it as of now. Oh, wait, there it is…DON'T GO INTO A BEDROOM ALONE WITH A BOY UNLESS YOU COMPLETELY TRUST HIM.

Did I completely trust Wyatt?

I'm not so sure anymore.

We stood silently in the guest room upstairs-the one that Tobi had stayed in before he took to staying in Haruka's room at night, a habit since Saturday…hmmm…-and stared at one another.

Wyatt finally sighed, still glaring at me sullenly. "You were at the mall this Saturday. With that redheaded kid Sasori."

"So, what's your point?"

"Shizuka…have you been cheating on me?"

This question caught me off-guard. And ticked me off, too. "What, you don't have any FAITH in me? We're just friends, I was showing him around town-"

"DON'T LIE TO ME! I've seen how you look at him…I can tell how you feel about him…the question is, does he feel the same?"

You have no idea how much it hurt me when I swallowed hard and said, "No."

Wyatt nodded; his eyes making him look insane at this time. "Right! But I DO care about you, Shizuka! We've been together since last year, last year at school…you haven't even KISSED me yet…"

I don't like where this is going. I ESPECIALLY hated it when he walked over and pinned me against the wall, leaning in and crashing his lips onto mine.

I never thought my first kiss would be against my will with the kid trying to shove his tongue into my mouth and down my neck. So I won't count it as my first kiss, m'kay?

I shoved him away, spitting in disgust. "What is your PROBLEM, Wyatt?"

He grabbed me again. "I've got to have you…I WANT you…now…" Suddenly his eyes turned dark, deranged. The eyes of a madman.

"Get undressed."

I sputtered, wide eyed. "WHAT?"

"You heard me, get undressed! We're making love…RIGHT NOW!"

"N-no way, you sicko, I'm sixteen! I want to stay virgin longer!"

"But Shizuka, I love you!"

"This isn't love, this is obsession and rape!"

Wyatt curled back his lip in a snarl and pinned me to the bed. "Oh, it WILL be rape, Shizuka. In less than a minute, if you don't strip down and do as I say…it WILL resort to rape." (J/N Wyatt and Shizuka are playing the rape game! Wait…EW!) (Z/N: Let's play the rape game, Jordan!)

He was tugging at the lower part of my t-shirt, and I was tugging back, trying to keep him from lifting it up.

What's a girl supposed to do when they're pinned down to the bed by their crazy boyfriend?

Oh, right.

I screamed. As loud as I could.

Deidara's POV

We all heard Shizuka scream. Trust me, that girl's got a pair of lungs! I mean, my ears were ringing!

Yume and Sasori instantly jumped to their feet and sprinted upstairs, so what could I do but follow them and see what was going on. Hidan came too, but that's not important.

…let me tell you, there is NOTHING more awkward and disturbing than walking in on a teenage boy holding down a teenage girl and trying to pull off her clothes. While the girl is screaming and thrashing around.

Yume's eyes widened in horror and she ran forward, trying to jerk Wyatt off of Shizuka while shouting "RAPE! YOU RAPIST! YOU FREAKIN' PERVERT!"

Hidan ran over to help her, but he was shouting "HOLY SHIT! YOU FUCKIN' OROCHIMARU WANNABE, I'M THE ONLY GUY IN THE HOUSE ALLOWED TO RAPE HOT GIRLS!"

Well, no one ever SAID Hidan was sympathetic…

They managed to pull Wyatt off of Shizuka and she ran over, ducking behind Sasori and clutching at his arm, face pale and her body shaking. Of course, then, Hidan made the mistake of releasing Wyatt who turned around, shouted, "you little bitch!" and slapped Yume across the face.

Big mistake.

I don't know why, but something inside of me just plain SNAPPED when I saw Yume stagger backwards with a bruise taking form on her cheek.

I walked over with my fists clenched and grabbed him by the front of his shirt. All I could see was the color red. Red like his blood.

Which would soon be pouring out all over the floor!

Obviously this "tough guy" was strong enough to try and forcibly take his girlfriend's virginity, but not tough enough to stay standing after a ninja punched him in the stomach.

He collapsed forward to his knees, coughing and choking and struggling to breathe. I grabbed him by his neck and starting to strangle him.

Suddenly, I heard Shizuka cry out, "Don't kill him!" I turned to snap at her until I saw that Yume was over by her, trying to calm her down even though her left eye looked like it might swell closed and turn black soon, with a bruise on her face. Sasori was helping.

Because Shizuka was white as a sheet, shaking, and gasping like she was hyperventilating. She was clutching at her chest and clinging to Sasori to keep standing. (J/N Is this qualified as a panic attack? Idk)

That's right; she has necrophobia, doesn't she? Fear of dying and killing? So would that mean she's...?

Holy crap, I just made a girl hysterical with terror. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Either way, though, I didn't want to give up my chance to kill this kid.

He deserved it, didn't he? I mean, what he did was disgusting! Not to mention he HIT Yume…

So I nodded. "How about I just make him a little bloody, yeah? Like, say…out the window?

Shizuka nodded, recovering now that she knew I wasn't gonna murder him. I smirked and walked over, opening the window. Before I got the chance, though, Sasori grabbed him and hauled him to his feet.

"Danna, what are you-"

"Quiet, brat. I think I deserve a little bit of fun too."

Hidan was laughing like a madman by this time as Sasori pulled Wyatt over to the open window…and shoved the jackass out of it. From the second floor.

Don't worry, he landed in the grass outside. He didn't splatter on the pavement-though it would have been amusing to see-he only ended up with the wind knocked out of him.

The look on his face was priceless, actually. Sucking in air, his eyes bugged out, his face pale.

Shizuka walked over to the window, stared down at him, and shouted: "CONSIDER YOURSELF DUMPED, YOU JERK!"

"So, let me get this straight…" Kagami said, sweatdropping. "Wyatt went insane, kissed you, started going on about you cheating on him with a PUPPET, then tried to rape you, hit Yume, and got beaten up by the blonde girly-man and a red-haired puppet?"

I twitched when she called me a girly man, but decided not to kill her.

Yet.

Yume nodded, holding an ice-pack to her bruised face. "Pretty much. Oh, and Shizuka dumped him, too."

Kagami was quiet for a moment-something uncharacteristic of her-and then declared, grinning:

"Well it's about time you dumped that bastard! C'mon now, we're gonna have a PARTY!"

Kagami is probably the only girl I've ever met who throws a party when her friend breaks up with her boyfriend.

Third Person POV, elsewhere

"Wyatt, my god, what HAPPENED to you?" Courtney shrieked as her cousin staggered into the kitchen.

HE was limping, covered in bruises, and struggling to breathe. He looked at her, grimacing, and said bluntly "Got in a fight. Bruised, maybe fractured, ribs. Twisted ankle. Lots of bruises."

Courtney frowned. Wyatt wasn't normally the violent type. "A fight? Over WHAT?"

"…Shizuka…I wanted to punish her for going out with that guy, the one you told me about…"

Courtney nodded, her eyes narrowed slightly. That cutie still had yet to call her phone number. "So, what happened?

"…Redhead and some blonde guy beat the crap outta me…it also may have been that I hit Yume for getting into it…"

"Serves her right." The brown-eyed girl smirked at the thought of one of Yume's mismatched eyes swollen shut. Maybe the green one.

Wyatt nodded. "Yeah. So now, I have a group of people to get back at."

Things were about to get messy…

DUN, DUN, DUN! Just because we needed some plot twists and antagonists…muahahahaha…so, yeah, this chapter wasn't COMPLETELY filler. Aside from the football part.

HALLEJULAH we now have 100 reviews! 8D I love you all so much for helping me get to here, I never thought I'd have a fanfic this popular! So, I'll also get into the habit of asking YOU people questions after each chapter.

This week's question: Should the "Holy skillet" that Kagami owns become an internet meme?

In other news, I have a new idea for a NaruHina story I'll be starting after this chapter is up. So if you like the pairing, be sure to check it out! ;D

Also, I'm done with school for summer-so I can write more excluding vacations, I'll try to update every Saturday-AND I have a new puppy! Now, review! Otherwise Sasori will throw you out the window!

Jordan out.

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