And now, it is time for…
Nut Reviews.
With Wade Wilson, a.k.a. Deadpool.
Tonight's review:
Return of Chase Young by DarkMagicianmon
"HOLY CRAP, THIS IS THE GREATEST FIC EVER!" Deadpool said, bolting in front of the camera.
"First of all, I'm obligated to tell you that there are…spoiler alerts."
"SPOILERS?! WHERE?! I HATE THOSE PEOPLE!"
"WITH THEIR BIG SHIELDS, BRONZE ARMOR, SHOUTING THROUGH THEIR TEETH, AND KICKING PEOPLE INTO BOTTOMLESS PITS…"
"Wait, that's a Spartan."
"Anyway, there's this bug-guy called Weevil, who's a leader of a bunch of bandits!"
"But their crime-spree gets broken-up by the heroes from Naruladdin!"
"Naruto…"
"BELIEVE IT!"
"Danny Phantom…"
"Goin' ghost!"
"Juniper Lee…"
"HIYA!"
"Ben 10…"
"GOIN' HERO!"
"And Pikachu!"
"Pika, pika, pika!"
"So they take everything Weevil's got and fly away on their dragon!"
"I WISH I HAD A DRAGON! But all I've got is a Horseman of the Apocalypse."
"Big whoop."
"Anyway, Jack Spicer manages to escape the lamp he was trapped inside! And Jack was like…"
"Evil!"
"And Chase Young was like…"
"Get me outta here!"
"And Jack was like…"
"Nah, don't feel like it."
"Jack then saves our heroes from Weevil's cronies and they take them to the princess and sensei! Hinata…"
"Um…"
"And Kakashi!"
"Icha Icha Paradise!"
"Then comes Joey Wheeler, the genie with stupid hair! Joey was like…"
"Awesome!"
"So, Naruto takes Kakashi and Jack on his dragon to another place where it turns out that Weevil let Chase Young out and Jack betrayed them!"
"OH NO!"
"I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!"
"I also couldn't tell Bruce Wayne was Batman, Darth Vader was Luke's father, or that Neo was The One."
"I think I'm seeing a pattern…"
"So Naruto was nearly executed because everyone thinks he killed Kakashi, but it turns out to be a trap made by Chase Young! But Jack realizes what he's doing is wrong and releases the heroes!"
"Naruto…"
"BELIEVE IT!"
"Danny Phantom…"
"Goin' ghost!"
"Juniper Lee…"
"HIYA!"
"Ben 10…"
"GOIN' HERO!"
"Pikachu…"
"Pika, pika, pika!"
"Hinata…"
"Um…"
"Kakashi…"
"Icha Icha Paradise!"
"And Joey!"
"Awesome!"
"So Naruto and his friends try to take out Chase and there's this HUGE fight scene with everyone! Including…"
"Naruto…"
"BELIEVE IT!"
"Danny Phantom…"
"Goin' ghost!"
"Juniper Lee…"
"HIYA!"
"Ben 10…"
"GOIN' HERO!"
"Pikachu…"
"Pika, pika, pika!"
"Hinata…"
"Um…"
"Kakashi…"
"Icha Icha Paradise!"
"Joey…"
"Awesome!"
"Jack…"
"Evil!"
"And Chase!"
"Naruto!"
"But during the fight, Jack gets ZAPPED and is half-dead! However, he manages to find enough strength to throw Chase's lamp into lava!"
"SO HE DIES!"
"But Jack is dead. The characters gather to mourn their fallen comrade…"
"BUT HE'S ALIVE!"
"Jeez, way to ruin the moment."
"So Jack goes in, lives with the heroes, and they all live happily ever after…all of them!"
"Naruto…"
"BELIEVE IT!"
"Danny Phantom…"
"Goin' ghost!"
"Juniper Lee…"
"HIYA!"
"Ben 10…"
"GOIN' HERO!"
"Pikachu…"
"Pika, pika, pika!"
"Hinata…"
"Um…"
"Kakashi…"
"Icha Icha Paradise!"
"Joey…"
"Awesome!"
"Jack…"
"Evil!"
"And Chase!"
"Naruto!"
"Wait, not Chase. He's dead."
"This is Wade Wilson saying…TIPS! GIVE ME TIPS! Come on! I need to help fight off those Spoilers! Who knew that three hundred of them could put up such a good fight?"
With apologies to DarkMagicianmon...and Spartans.
Seriously, Return of Chase Young was…okay, but I got confused during the fight scenes.