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Music box: 14: Strippers and Slippers, Misunderstandings
Riza was talking to Havoc about shoes as Roy walked into the office.
"Hmm, slippers? I love slippers, they feel so good!" Riza laughed because of female….mood swings….
"Yea they're great to walk in. My little brother had one of those weird slippers shaped kinda like a dog. Do you like big slippers or small ones? Havoc asked.
"I like big ones, I'm not into the tight little ones" She again laughed because of female….mood swings….
As the day dragged on and on, Roy repeated the chat in his head, only his version sounded different. He only managed to hear a muffled slippers but he thought they had said strippers.
Roy's Version.
"Hmm, strippers? I love strippers, they feel so good." Riza laughed because of female….mood swings….
"Yea they're great to... My little brother had one of those weird strippers shaped kinda like a dog. Do you like big strippers or small ones? Havoc asked.
"I like big ones, I'm not into tight little ones." She again laughed because of female….mood swings….
Roy had never known that Riza liked strippers! Big ones too. About Havoc's little brother…He had a dog shaped stripper? Now Roy knew that it wasn't Havoc's fault he's weird…It just runs in the family.
Now Roy had a plan. If Riza wanted a wanted to see a man undress, then it was going to be him.