Back in space, the Head Eliminator finally had enough. Much like its previous form, it wondered why the Darkness wanted this young girl so much. Granted, she was rather pretty but why would its master want her so badly? That's when it had enough. It flew out of its master. The Darkness cried out, "Where the hell are you going?" The Head Eliminator didn't answer; it just headed for Earth.
In Fairy World, the fairies were pushing a large wooden wheel. A sad song is playing. Juandissimo told Cassie, "Man, this song is STILL god damned depressing." Cassie nodded and then asked, "And what will happen if we stop pushing this giant wheel anyways?"
They stopped pushing the giant wooden wheel and that stopped the giant wheel and the record player stops playing, stopping the sad music. One of the Eliminators reported, "No sign of Madelyn Whyte or the Head Eliminator in Fairy World but if they are on Earth, our best team will find them."
As soon as he had said that, he called another Eliminator, who was in Hawaii. The Eliminator reported, "Still no sign of Madelyn Whyte or the Head Eliminator. But we will continue our exhaustive search." He hung up on him and took a sip of his fruity umbrella drink.
He turned to another Eliminator and asked, "Any sign of Madelyn Whyte or the Head Eliminator?" The other Eliminator was buried in the sand and reported after finishing his own fruity umbrella drink, "Well, they aren't in this fruity umbrella drink."
The other Eliminator said, "We should look for them in more of these." He turned to the waitress and ordered, "We need fruitier umbrella drinks." The waitress reported, "Coming right up."
Meanwhile, our heroes were back together, with weapons that Madelyn had wished up. That's when Madelyn spoke up. She told everyone, "Okay troops the god damned Darkness is still out there and as the Chosen One; we should be able to defeat it if we work together. So repeat after me. Let's do this!"
At that moment, everyone but Madelyn started to talk like a baby. Madelyn face faulted at this and told them, "Damn it, that wasn't even close." She went over to her troops and Jorgen told her, "Sorry, Whyte. It's just that your parents were showing us pictures of your young nephew."
Victor responded, "Even my weird heart can't resist a joy in a baby's smile." Nacey added, "I'm with you just minus the weird heart." That's when Madelyn snapped. She asked, mega annoyed, "For God's sake, can we focus here?"
Jorgen rolled his eyes and responded, "Fine. Allison, give miss anti-smile the full update." Allison typed feverishly on the computer and reported, "As you recall, the White Wand had a white fire which caused the Darkness to retreat but the wand on the moon just poofed up a big wind and did nothing."
Nacey added, "And that is totally weird seeing that the blue moon wand should've created a laser to blast back the Darkness!" Madelyn just groaned at her comment under her breath. After watching Wishology so much, she kind of knew that was going to happen.
That's when she asked, expecting a bit more for her sake, "And…?" Jorgen, Nacey, and Allison exchanged sheepish looks. That's when Allison answered, truthfully, "That's all we got." Madelyn slapped her forehead….HARD.
She couldn't believe that this was happening. But, it was happening. This was her 'The Final Ending'. She asked, yelling a bit, "That's it? Then, how the hell am I supposed to beat the Darkness?" Iris answered, "That's simple. Adam and I will be on you at all times…"
Cupid finished, "So you can use our all powerful magic to stop the Darkness!" At that moment, the Top Eliminator busts in. He told them, "But it is I who will defeat the Darkness after I get rid of all of you."
Jorgen got his wand ready and told it, "Think again, Jerkanitor." Madelyn tried to warn him, "No, Jorgen! Wait, you dumb ass!" Too late for that as the Eliminator took Jorgen's wand. That's when she explained, groaning a bit, "They can capture any weapons and use it against us."
Nacey yelled at her fairy friend, "Haven't I told you to thinking things through, damn it?" At that moment, Madelyn wished, "I wish the Eliminator was gone!" With a wave of their wands, the Top Eliminator was gone but only a split second.
He reappeared and told them, "And I wish I wasn't." He pointed at Jorgen with his newly acquired wand and added, "And I wish you had rocket gluteus." With a 'poof', Jorgen had rocket gluteus. Jorgen responded, "Okay, that's actually kind of cool but…."
Jorgen screamed, Nacey grabbed onto him to try and get him to stop from being blasted off and ended up being blasted off with him. The Top Eliminator pointed his wand at her family, friends, enemies, and alien and poofed them into the Darkness.
The Top Eliminator turned to Madelyn and added, "And now for you." That's when Madelyn wished, "I wish we were out of here!" With a 'poof', Madelyn's wish was granted and four of them poofed to safety.
The Top Eliminator commented, "Man, that girl is hard to destroy." He flew out of the cave, scaring the mailman, and wished, "I wish I had a Madelyn Whyte tractor." With a 'poof', his wish was granted and he got a tracker and the tracker went beep and beep. He added, "Cool."
Amie: Well, that's the end of this chapter! How much will change now that Poof isn't in the spotlight….not to mention Cosmo?
Timmy: You'll have to wait and see! Please read and review!
Both: And remember: think outside of the box!