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14. Retaliate
"Ron get your lazy arse up!" Harry yelled as he tried waking Ron up for the fifth time. "Wake UP!"
"Ummuhmnhm." Ron mumbled as he turned around, still asleep.
"Why do we have to go through this every-fucking-morning!" he bit out as he hit him with a pillow as he said it.
"What Harry! Can't you see I'm trying to sleep!" Ron yelled, finally awake.
"I'm trying to get you UP!" he said as he whacked Ron in the face with the pillow one last time.
"Well you're going about it all-" Ron said as he pried the pillow away from Harry's hand "Wrong!" Ron yelled as the pillow was finally in his hands. "This," he said as he hit Harry in the head with the pillow "Is not how you wake a person up and this isn't either!" he said as he hit Harry with the pillow about five time before Harry conjured up his own pillow and retaliated.
"Maybe-" Harry bit out as he whacked Ron with the pillow. "You have forgotten," he flung his pillow at Ron as Ron flung his pillow at him "But we're getting-" Ron hit Harry "The Horcruxes" he said hitting him "TODAY!"
Ron was about to fling his pillow but froze "We are?"
"We are." Harry said in a 'definite' tone.
"Today?" Ron gulped.
"Today." Harry said sharply.
"Aww man." Ron fell back into his bed and put the pillow over his head.
"Ron if we get sep-" Harry began as they stepped outside of the cabin only to be interrupted by Ron.
"I know, I know." Ron rolled his eyes in boredom, "If we get separated by any chance we meet back here. I know but did we really need to bring all those books with us?"
"Need to?" Harry laughed and then turned serious "Have to."
"Oh I get it," Ron said "We can use them as umbrella's in case it rains." he said as if he had just figured out the answer to his Divination homework back in 3rd year. He took the book in his hand and opened it up in the middle and put it over his head.
"Give me that." Harry growled as he took the book from Ron, put a shrinking spell on it and put it in his pocket.
"So... where exactly are we going?"
"South Lambeth."
"South Lambeth!" Ron yelled "How are we supposed to get to South Lambeth when we don't even know where we are!"
"We'll take the bus." Harry shrugged.
"What bus!" Ron yelled "The Knight Bus doesn't run anymore and where are we going to find a muggle bus in the middle of nowhere!"
"Want to accio one?" Harry said sarcastically.
"Then how would the bus get back on the road?"
"UGH!" Harry yelled as he walked east.
"Why are you going east?"
"I'm trying to figure a good place to memorize before we apparate back to London"
"WOAH!" Ron said grabbing Harry by the arm and pulling him back "You said what?!"
"Apparate-" Harry said slowly as if talking to a five year old "Back- to- London"
"Harry I'm not retarded!" Ron yelled. Harry just raised an eyebrow "Shut up!"
Harry laughed "We're going to apparate down to Private Drive and then find the rest of the way to Lambeth"
"Uh Harry?"
"Uh yeah?"
"Why are we going to Private Drive when we could go to some place like the Leaky Cauldron and floo to Lambeth?"
"Because it has less wizard exposure and less chance of us getting caught."
"But I thought Death Eaters were everywhere these days."
"They are but why would they want to spend the whole day with the people they loath? Unless they're planning something against them." Harry said.
"I guess that makes sense." Ron turned to Harry who was giving him a strange look and wait! Is that... a smirk! "Harry," Ron asked nervously. "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Harry simply took out his wand, smirk still in place and pointed it at Ron.
"Harry, what are you gonna do?" Ron said as Harry stepped forward to him and he stepped back "Harry?"
A/N: What is Harry going to do? Well... you'll find that one out in the next chapter. I keep giving you guys (and girls) cliffie's I don't mean to though they just happen, sorry. REVIEW!
