UNDEFINED TRIANGLE Chapter 14: Secrets out in a drinking game, a naruto fanfic

UNDEFINED TRIANGLE
Sasuke U. & TenTen

A/N: If any of you feel like joining a C2 that revolves around all the female characters of Naruto, please feel free to tell me! I'm looking for various kunoichi lovers! Since most of my staff are TenTen fans, and I want other variety of fanfics with other kunoichi too!

School just begun and I'm bored because there's no homework and… the new teachers seem really nice – the type that doesn't give a lot of homework. LOL! So there will a lot of writing time (I also, finally got a new laptop now! Phew! Thankies!)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the songs I used.
Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin
Rest in pieces (One Tree Hill OST) - SALIVA
Box full of sharp objects - The Used

Okay, the blabbing ends here. ENJOY!

Chapter 14: Secrets out in a drinking game

~ Where we left off ~

"Okay. I'll take the white,"

"Fine I'll take the blackie,"

"You're awful cheery today, Ken,"

"So?"

"I'm talking to my hamster," snapped Sasuke.

"What?"

"I named it after you,"

"What? I'm talking to Sas-gay," Sasuke looked at her with a weird look on his face. "That's the name of the hamster. Since it is so emo like you. Aren't you Sas-gay? And it's gay too. Since one of them has to be gay!"

~ End of Chapter 13~

Then there was a loud bang on the door, obviously a very hectic Naruto is impatiently waiting outside the door. "Why don't you just kick down the door already?!" yelled TenTen before dashing to open the door.

"KEN! I need a new tutor! I know Hinata would tutor Kiba! Then they'll be able to spend more quality time together away from Neji's nose! I bet they're kissing instead of studying!"

"Dammit!" TenTen scowled and remembered that Kiba and Hinata is now an item and she feels so stupid for trying to pair Naruto and Hinata out! But she didn't like how Kiba wouldn't say anything when she asked Naruto to Hinata.

"Yeah, dammit," Naruto joined in, then the tall hamster tower caught his eyes and they became so large you might mistake them for light bulbs. "Wowee!" he whistled. "Whatcha guys got here? Are you two playing blocks? Leaving ME out?! How could you?! And I thought you guys are my friend! I guess I was wrong!"

"Chill! Hn," the Uchiha prodigy cooly shushed, then leaned against the tower.

"What is that thing running around in it?" the blonde loudmouth wanted to know, staring curiously at the spinning hamster wheel with Sas-gay running in it. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING IN THERE?!"

"It's Sas-gay," TenTen replied, causing Sasuke to twitch a brow slightly. She meant to do it as she saw it too and stifled a small but good laugh at it.

"Sas- what?"

"Sas-gay, I named the hamster after Sasuke!"

"Kkkkkeeeewwwwwllllll," they spend a good half hour talking about the hamsters. Naruto became very fond of the hamsters and decided to ask Neji to buy (if the sun rise North and agreed) one, at the least, too.

"Oh," Naruto suddenly remembered the real reason why he came here. "We're hanging out at Zaku's tonight, again, why don't you guys, for a change come hang out too? I left my invites for my birthday there the other night,"

"I'll have to pass," the girl in disguise replied turning back to Sasuke for support, hoping he'd back up on her.

Unfortunately Sasuke wanted pay-back for the hamster name so he nodded. "8 o'clock," TenTen's mouth dropped down to the floor. 'Unbelievable.'

"SUREE! Be sure to bring Ken along too!" and Naruto happily skid out the room.

"What was that for?!" yelled TenTen when she was sure the door's shut.

"That's for naming the hamster Sas-gay,"

"You're unbelievably gay," and she went out the door too.

"Where are you going?!" he yelled after her but she already left.

(With Ino)

"Yeah, that top you just bought totally matches your pink hair," it's already been an hour and what since she's been eavesdropping on her two supposedly best friends.

"I like the dress you bought too, it's cool. Too bad you couldn't throw a party for your birthday this year,"

"I know! Damn that Kankuro! He made Daddy call us back to the Sand for a family dinner for my birthday… well, not that seeing my parents are bad but I…" and Temari went on and on about her family issues.

Suddenly Ino's SideKick vibrated and soon her favorite Lady Gaga – Love Game ringtone blared. She quickly fished in her fluffy purple handbag.

"Is that your SK?" Temari asked.

"Nope," Sakura sipped on her honey dew shake. "I don't use Lady Gaga's LoveGame tone for none of my contacts,"

"Well, okie, I think we should scram now." '

Finally! They're leaving!' Ino paraded mentally after cancelling the call without checking who it was. She then saw the twosome paid at the cashier then exited the shop. She counted slowly up to 30 then left too.

(Back to Sasuke & Kenji's dorm)

After a good 20 minutes, Ken returned with a bag of potato chips in it and in the other bag was a tall box.

"Where did you go?"

"I was starving so got some potato chips and I bought chocolate filling cake too," she replied coolly and purposely landed backwards on her bed.

His eyes twitched again, only more noticeably this time. "You just finished ¾ of the large size ice cream bowl!"

"Yeah, well, I have a very healthy digestive system,"

'Unbelievable,' thought Sasuke. "What's in that box then?"

"It's a blending machine. Since I don't always want to go out to have a drink or buy a can back here,"

"Next time when you're hungry, we can have takeout. Potato chips are not a good dinner,"

"I know… I bought it on the way to the mall,"

"Hn," Sasuke turned his back on her and entered the bathroom which is also connected to the dorm Neji and Naruto shares.

(Skipping to Zaku's dorm)

Sasuke and TenTen finally arrive in front of the room Zaku and Kankuro shares. TenTen gently knocked on the door, impossible for the people inside to hear for her soft knock. "You are such a sissy," Sasuke pushed her aside and banged on the door.

The music stopped playing and the door swung open. "Guys! They're here!" Declared Naruto. He shut the door after TenTen got in, with a foxy smile I might add.

"I don't know if you guys have met or whatever but I'm going to introduce you to these guys, Ken!" Naruto landed his arm around TenTen causing her to shiver for a split second. "Guys! This is Kenji! Kenji that's Zaku, I know you know him… and that's Suigetsu, he's in your science class as well. And that's Kankuro! He's Temari's sister, you know her right? Yeah, I think Kankuro is in your… art class and history too,"

"Wow, you know all their schedules?" Tenten asked shrugging off his arm.

"What can I say for being a big genius?!" Naruto made a foxy smile showing off all of his teeth but didn't make a ping like Lee.

"Nah, he just knows them because he always disturbs us before we get to our next class," Zaku quickly explained.

"Oh, figures," TenTen responded trying to provoke/tease Naruto.

(The next day)

TenTen woke up and felt the cold wood floor underneath her. Has she fallen out of bed? She also noticed the change in the room. Then her eyes fully opened. "Oh! Holy- Sweet mother of! Dammit!" she realized where she is now. Still in Zaku's room.

The rest of the people who came last night were also sleeping on the floor with her too. Poker cards spread throughout the room messily in various places. She remembered how they were all playing cards last night and drinking vodka along too. "Shit!"

"Now I know why Naruto has been failing miserably in his tests," she sighed then sit up before attempting to get up. But fell right back down, landing sideways hurting her jaw very badly. Naruto was hugging her leg mistaken for a pillow.

She kicked his foot off of her leg and stood up and made a loud stomp on the floor, waking everyone up.

"What is it? Is it an earthquake?" Zaku exclaimed still half asleep.

"You guys are going to be late for school!" she yelled like it's the end of the world. "And I'm supposed to finish my Science homework due today!"

"What's wrong with him?" Suigetsu whispered to Kiba. "Beats me," he replied sleepily too.

"GUYS! You only have 30 minutes to prepare!" and she ran out the room and headed straight for her dorm. When arrived, she quickly clean her face, brushed her teeth and fixed her hair (without a bath) and quickly shrugged into her school uniform. "Those guys are completely out of their mind! Partying till late, trying to skip school and not getting any assignment done! Psh!" she quickly added, losing some anger. "No wonder Naruto is failing so miserably! I must save him out of that mess!" she said sounded like a woman in mission!

Before leaving the dorm for the day, she quickly checked on Sas-gay and Ken (the hamster), leaving enough food for them and filling the mineral water for them. "Love ya guys! Get fatter soon! Bye!"

(Lunch rolls by)

She didn't see any of the guys who were at the party until 3rd period which is before lunch. By lunch, they were all there waiting for her in their usual table, all smiling ever so coolly like nothing worth worrying about ever happened!

"Guys! What did the teachers say?" she asked, almost immediately when her tray was landed on the table.

"Chill! Never play hooky before?" said Zaku a little surprised for her reaction.

"You guys do that all the time?" she knew Sakura and Ino almost play hooky every 3 or 2 days during the school week! Sometimes Temari and she go along too and Hinata only comes along rarely – almost never.

They all nodded. Neji and Sasuke just 'hn' –ed.

"Well, at least I'm a lead student model unlike YAAA-OOUUU'AAALLLL!"

"Guess what Ken!" Naruto exclaimed changing the subject so suddenly.

"What?" asked a very terrified TenTen (for his extremely sudden and loud voice)

"You're one of the lucky guys who are invited to my birthday party!"

She sweatdropped.

"Ya dimwit!" Kiba slapped Naruto by the head from behind. TenTen noticed Kiba is enjoying this. After all his girlfriend now, Hinata, used to have a major crush on Naruto who would stalk but thank god they're in different schools! "That was what the party last night was for!"

"DAMN YOU, KIBA! You don't have to hit me! I was just trying to save us out of Ken being our mommy!" Naruto defended himself.

"Oh. Then should I say 'thank you'?" Kiba retorted and the two of them went on and on with their little fight.

TenTen sweatdropped once again.

(The school day went by oh so quickly – midnight at Sasuke and Kenji's dorm)

"Sasuke? Can we have the lamp turn off tonight?" he flicked the switch and the lights died. "Thank you,"

"You're acting weird this afternoon," he noted. "What's up?"

"Nothing,"

"Liar," he muttered. "Hn," but added loudly.

"Nighty night!" she pulled her blanket to her head and did a little thinking. She wondered why Sakura still hasn't called when the date she set up didn't work accordingly. 'Maybe she's finally over that thing now,' she shook all the thoughts out of her mind and went to sleep, peacefully.

(Naruto's birthday! – At a bar far from school campus on a Friday night)

"Aww! Ken! You brought me a gift!" Naruto chirped and quickly tear the wrapping paper she asked a saleswoman to neatly wrap. Sadly, all ruined.

"What, none of the other guys did?"

"Well, they did but they're all grownup stuffs," he pouted and hugged the new skateboard TenTen got him. "Fabulous!"

"Please don't say that again. You're creeping me out!" She tried to make it sound like a joke and realistic too.

"Okey dokey!"

"Hey, there's a karaoke upstairs! The other guys are all waiting there! We'll come back down here afterwards!" he threw his arm around her neck and happily skipped up the stairs.

-X-

When she entered, she heard a voice singing which sounded almost like a real singer! Her eyes draw themselves to the singer who happened to be Sasuke singing Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin.

… Waiting for so long
No love, there is no love
Die for anyone
What have I become

Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my place
In the diary of Jane

She only got to hear the last verse, sadly but applauded madly making Sasuke blushed, slightly, which couldn't be seen since it was so dark in here.

"Okay! Neji you're up!" Neji coolly and smugly went up to stage and picked to sing Rest in pieces (The One Tree Hill OST).

Look at me
My depth perception must be off again
'Cause this hurt deeper than I thought it did
It has not heal with time
It just shot down my spine

"Wow Neji sounded like an angel," she said to herself and took a seat beside where Sasuke just sat down.

"I didn't know you could sing this well,"

"Hn,"

"Don't be modest! Admit it!" she provoked totally oblivious to Neji's angelic voice.

Look at me, my depth perception must be off again
Cause this hurts deeper than I thought it did
It has not healed with time
It just shot down my spine
You look so beautiful tonight
Reminds me how you laid us down
And gently smiled before you destroyed my life

"Neji has an awesome voice, eh?" Naruto nudged Sasuke by the elbow, joining TenTen with her little Sasuke-tease.

"Hn," was all the two man team got from the Uchiha prodigy after all their hardwork!

Would you find it in your heart
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
(let me rest in pieces)
Would you find it in your heart
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
(let me rest in pieces)
Pieces

"Who do you think sounds better? Sasuke or Neji?" Soon, Suigetsu joined in too.

"I didn't quiet catch Sasuke's show… but Neji sure sounds fantastic!" said TenTen.

"Neji hit all the notes correctly, don't you think?" Naruto asked, all three of them crowding around Sasuke. Naruto, now standing, with his arm on Suigetsu's (Sasuke's left) and TenTen's (Sasuke's right) shoulders.

Look at me, my depth perception must be off again
You got much closer than I thought you did
I'm in your reach
You held me in your hands

"Yeah, maybe you guys might not notice it but Sasuke sorta went false setto in the chorus," Kankuro wanted to be a part of this group too. The only one who isn't teasing Sasuke is Sai , who was all by himself, isolated from the crowd that surrounded Sasuke, enjoying Neji's voice peacefully. Minus Shikamaru, because his brain just hit the snooze button like always.

Would you find it in your heart
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
Would you find it in your heart
To make this go away
and let me rest in pieces

would you find it in your heart
to make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
(and let me rest in peices)
would you find it in your heart
and let me rest in pieces

would you find it in your heart
would you let me rest in pieces

"Wow Neji! You rock!" Naruto cheered when Neji puts the mike back in place.

"Well, Ken, since you know all so much about hitting the right notes why don't you give it a shot?" said Sasuke.

Naruto gasped. "You're finally talking! Hooray! Success guys!" they high fived each other when TenTen, too stun to move stood agape.

"Uh, hehehehehe," she laughed nervously. "Me? Singing? Nah, Singing and I just don't go along together,"

"KEN! It's my birthday! Just try to sing! Come on!" Naruto pushed her on towards the stage.

"Wait! I haven't picked a song yet!" she quickly came back down to the sofas and started flipping the pages of the song book.

"Can't I pick one for you? That's really suitable?" Naruto whined with puppy dog eyes.

She wanted to agree to those adoring eyes but she can't let herself in or she's doomed! "Sorry, Naruto, that won't work on me," and she slowly scanned the page purposely, searching for a song that wouldn't give her feminine voice away. So she searched for songs that screamed to the top of your throat.

And she finally picked Box Full of Sharp Objects by the Used which didn't really gave her voice away but troubled her singing it in a male voice, trying to sing it really low, hitting all the wrong notes! So in the end, Sasuke made fun of her so did the other boys who teased Sasuke.

When everybody had a turn singing, Naruto took them back to the bar downstairs and they started a drinking game – a good way to end the night. No cakes… they ate while drinking beer and other alcohol (only as a warmup) with some meat not to get too drunk. So they're pretty full by now.

"Bottoms up!" Naruto shouted, faking to say it like a pirate as their mugs clashed together and all started gulping it down in a single gulp. When TenTen finished her gulp she quickly ate a slice of beef.

They got to their eleventh fill and Zaku, halfway in his drink, failed to proceed. "Oh! Zaku's down already?" Nartuo, half-drunk cooed. "Yayz! Drink up!" They clashed their mugs again and this time Kiba fell.

"Yum! Yum!" they started singing the pirate song as they continued to compete. Sai was unable to go further on! And after a short while, Kankuro fell too, along with Suigetsu!

"A bottle of –hiccup- rum! Ladee-ladee-la-la-dee!" Naruto kept singing and the 4 of them kept drinking with TenTen constantly eating something after every fill. There was no way she's going to go down drunk with a bunch of guys! Who knows what could happen?!

Neji, who forcefully drank down his drink fell and Naruto happily yelled. "Finally! A place where Neji couldn't stand against me! Yippee!" And the remaining contestants once again, clashed their mugs again and sang the 100 beers on the wall this time.

Too drunk, Naruto fell. "Ah! Naruto's down! The birthday boy's down!" TenTen yelled happily as she and Sasuke sang and drink. Louder, this time, disturbing a very pissed Shikamaru who came down with them to sleep but couldn't get any despite the noise the drinking competition is making.

After refilling, and taking the first sip, she could no longer bear the taste of it anymore, flopped down on her head on the table, drunken.

"Ken! Aww! You're down already? Come on wake up! I don't want to be the winner yet! I can still go on!" Sasuke shook TenTen by her shoulder but she was already fast asleep. "I can still… go on," dizzy, Sasuke fell too. He laid back on his back on the couch whispering the words of 100 beers on the wall.

Neji fell backwards on the couch and landed on an already-very-pissed Shikamaru. "That's it!" he yelled but didn't go on because he heard a female voice coming from the group.

"I'm sorry," he heard it again. "Honest I am,"

"Guys! I'm sorry that I lied to all of you. The principal said it's okay and he will clear this all up for me after the year ends! It's their mistake too! I'm sorry if I didn't tell you guys that I'm a girl! Really! We can still be friends after this, right?"

"What?"

"That stupid new butler is in this too. I'm really sorry… please don't get mad with me when you guys find out about this at the end of the year,"

"Who is Ken then?" then gasped when he found the answer to the question he sought out. "Oh no. This is not going to end very prettily,"

End of Chapter 14

This is by far the longest chapter I have ever written in my entire Fanfiction career! OH MY GOD! Let's pretend this is October tenth so this chapter goes to Naruto (hold out the applause sign) *applause*

Please review in exchange for a cookie! LOLz!

(Hope this is worth the wait! This chapter is a total of 9 pages in my MS word! O.o)

Preview of the next chapter! – Chapter 15: With Sasuke on a winter break!

"What? You really want to visit my home country for Winter? Really?" Ken asked, looking sincerely into Sasuke's eyes. Hoping he'd say no but secretly wanting him to say yes as well.

"If you don't mind,"

Now that's hard to answer. "Well… it's fine by me but don't you want to spend Christmas with your family? My family don't celebrate it the traditional way… we just buy presents for each other. No tree, no stockings, no hot chocolate, no Christmas carols and so on,"

"Hey mom, this is Sasuke…"

"Oh. The roommate, I see. Nice to meet you sweetie," she hugged him for awhile then separated and said. "Ten- I mean Ken will show you the way to the guest room,"

I don't really know what I should put in for the next chapter so this is like a filler. For them to have a little more moment together. And there's a possible chance that Neji might know about the deep dark secret in the next chapter!

Tune in for the next chapter!

~ BBFN!

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