Red vs Blue and its characters are the creation of the crew at Rooster Teeth. It is itself inspired by Halo, owned by Bungie and Microsoft.
Spoilers through RvB12-13 "Catch Up, No Mustard."
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"Church," Simmons read crisply off an index card, "we are here about your cavalier use of ghost possession. That means 'careless.'"
"I know what it— Wait, is this an intervention?"
Donut whipped out a card. "Church, when you're inside me, I feel—"
"No," interrupted Church. "Where's Carolina?"
"The enabler wasn't invited."
"On. my. summer. vacation. I. went. camping," read Caboose.
"Possession can overstress the nervous system of an unprepared subject," read Washington.
"Grif still says 'armadillo' instead of 'flak jacket,'" added Sarge
"No, I say it when I mean 'armadillo.'" Grif stopped short. "'Armadillo.' 'Armadillo,' dammit!"
"Heh heh heh," chuckled Sarge.
Tucker cleared his throat. "Consent is just as important with Grif's greasy deformed body—"
"Guys. I get it. That's why I only possess people during emergencies."
Sarge nodded toward where Church was using Lopez's wrench—and body—to cheat at skeeball.
"I guess I could cut back."
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Originally posted as Darkfrog24 under the title "The First Step."
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