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Hey GuyZ, guess who's back?
Sally's POV:
Sally obviously! I mean, didn't you get the dets? (pause) – You didn't?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Those are Sally's super SUPER super duper white teeth!
Anywayz guyz, I'm jk-ing. Chapter Fourteen is gonna be AWESOME cause SALLY is IN it! Can I get a yeah?
Yeah!
Can I get another yeah?
Yeah!
Can I get a Sally is awesome?
Sally is awesome!
Yeah, that's what I thought. ; D
And now it's time for something new for this story. Instead of jumping right into chapter fourteen, Sally's going to respond to all of your AMAZING reviews and answer all of your questions first! Isn't this the best time day of your very young lives? Well obvi0usLy. Okay, bring on reviewers numbers one through seven!
Twi-fic luver – Yeah, Sally knows that it's wow and that this story is AMAZING! Thanks for your concern about Sally, she really appreciates it. *heart*
Cleo4ever44 – Thanks for the awesome review Cleo, this story is WOW. Did you know that twi-fic luver said the exact same thing? What are the odds? Sally says it's one in a million! *heart*
BritneyCullen – Sally is TOTALLY serious Britney, I mean, couldn't you tell how amazing she is based on her character in this AWESOME story? Also sally notices that you have the same last name as her husband Edward Cullen, are you a long lost relative? *heart*
Porpoise-song – Sally thinks that you must've misread the genre of the story, cause is CLEARLY a romance fic, and not a tragedy, but thanks for your request for a sequel! *heart*
Suki-yanen – Yes, Sally has heard of punctuation. They're like best friends on Wednesdays, (but sometimes she can be kind of a jerk on Thursdays if you know what sally means and of course you do cause EVERYONE knows what Sally means all the time!) *heart*
Johanna – Hey Johanna! You're Sally's first anonymous reviewer and you should be proud of it! Now, like porpoise-song, I think you've misread the genre of the story. It's clearly a Romance and not a Humor, but it's an honest mistake. And you're right, Sally should definitely tell more jokes and have even more lines in the story. Thanks for the review! 3
Rhianna259 – Wow Rhianna, thanks for telling bella that she F.A.I.L.S., I mean she's been getting kind of egocentric lately and sally absolutely hates people like that. Also, I think I'll post another chapter just for you, cause you drove bella away from Sally for a while. Thanks Girl! *heart*
Well, there you go. Sally answered all your questions. Be sure to tune in for the next chapter where sally will be responding to her next seven reviews, mark your calendars cause you wouldn't want to miss that now, would you?
Now without further ado, here's Chapter Fourteen of Love's Forbidden Fruit!
Chapter Fourteen: I Love You Sally Hawkins -who the heck is Sally Hawkins? Oh wait, (realization) hehe!
Sally was still standing on the mountain where the old dude from chapter thirteen sent her after everyone got a chance to comb out her hair sally decided that she would finally do it she would finally save the world -(well it's about time peepz!)
Anywayz sally was standing on the when Edward and Jacob raced over to her and Jacob was like sally what are you doing and sally was like nothing Jacob nothing but fighting and struggling for all existence and Jacob is like no don't do that sally and sallys like why not and Jacobs like because I love you sally Hawkins and sallys like who the heck is that and then everyone laughs cause they no its all a joke and then Edward starts professing his love for sally and he gives her this really sweet note and sally looks down at it and is like that's great but next time watch your spelling and grammar cause I want to post this online for the world to see and I don't want your bad spelling making me look bad okay then Jacob came over and handed sally his toenail collection and sally turns to him and is like why did you give this to me Jacob and Jacobs like because it has magic powers and can help you on your journey and sallys like journey who am I harry potter and then everyone laughed and laughed because who is this harry potter guy anyway well whoever he is he sure isn't better than sally!
Sally then took a candle out of her pocket lit it and blew it out she did that eleven more times and then Jacobs like why are you doing that and sallys like because its full of symbolism and Edwards like no its not and sallys like yes it is so Edward and the whole rest of the world changed their minds cause sally is right and she always will be right got it peepz and then everyone agreed to that because everything knows not to mess with sally cause shes amazing and the best thing that ever happened to anyone ever and if you don't think that then your obviously just jealous of her like you should be then the scary clown dude came up to sally along with the evil guy from chapter five and hes like sally kiss my face and sallys like eww guy whos name isn't as great as mine that was so chapter eight and he's like oh yeah I forgot cause you're just so beautiful and sally blushed cause she can do that and she looked even hotter when she blushed as if that's even possible cause shes already a 10 on everyone's hotness scale just like sally Hawkins!
Sally stood on the edge of the cliff which was a mountain but is now a cliff because sally says that is it for this part of the story and whatever sally says goes and she standing by the river looking out at the flying spaceship with her head to the clouds then Edward goes over to her and is like sally my love what are you doing out here and sallys like nothing Edward im just looking out at the sunset that is conveniently occurring at this very moment and Edwards like why are you doing that and sallys like because I'm sally and I can do anything…
And she was right, she is and she can!
Author's Note: Whoa, that was AH-MAZE-ING. Who know that sally would become one of the more influential people of all time? I sure did and that was before I took my medication!
Anywayz, there you go chapter fourteen. Can you believe that this story only has 86 chapters left? I can't!
So until next time read and review this masterpiece, feel free to ask sally a question if you want she would LOVE to answer it in a future chapter of this story! So what are you waiting for? Come on! Press that BUTTON! : D : D : D