14. Closet (100)
How on earth do I get myself into these things? Am I really completely unable to say "no" to her?
I mean, here I am, hidden in a closet, waiting for her to say my name so I can come out. The things I do for her. It's dark in here. And dusty and I bet there are huge spiders lurking in wait for unwary idiots like me. And it's all silent outside.
Is she even there?
Maybe she's not coming back. That's it; I'm getting out of here.
"Surprise!" "Happy Birthday!"
What? How did she know it's my birthday!