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Makeinu- loser
What the Future Holds
Kitami got out of the shower, got dressed, and put her hair up. She reached for her locket that her mother put on her dresser and snapped it on. As she did so, she felt weak. "Wha…?" She fell onto her bed in a faint.
Two white images came out of the locket.
It's crowded in there! One of the images said. This image had spiky hair in two ponytails. She wore a normal shirt and baggy pants. She had really nice boots on.
(It would have been a lot more bearable without your whining…) This second figure wore her hair half up half down and wore a long dress.
Bleh, well if you weren't a goody two shoes all the time… 'Oh, Torayin, we should make the best of this situation, blah blah blah!
(Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not always pessimistic. 'Oh, this stinks; we're stuck in this dumb locket…')
Grr… Kayna, you little… I'm not always pessimistic, just when you bug me!
(Shut up and let's just do this! You remember how, right?!)
Shut up, of course I do!
The two did hand seals and they turned into wisps of smoke. They entered Kitami's ears.
Twenty minutes later
Kitami's eyes fluttered open. "Crap, I'm gonna be late!"
Keitorin stood at the door.
"Bye, Kitami! Here's your bag, I packed a couple sandwiches," Keitorin said.
"Hm, thanks Mom, but I'm gonna be late, so bye!" Kitami said as she ran out the door.
Maybe I should have told I delayed the time by half an hour… Keitorin thought.
"Kitami, where are you going in such a rush?"
Kitami spun around. "Huh?"
She saw a man that looked exactly like Nobu, except his eyes. Well, one had his hitai-ate over it. Otherwise, there was no difference. Well, except that the man was older.
Who the hell is that, and how does he know my name? Kitami thought.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! O.O
Kitami clamped her hands over her ears, which startled the man.
"Could you wait for me? I need to speak to your mother. I'll be right out."
"Uhm… Sure," Kitami said. She was so utterly confused that was all she could say.
It's the pervert! Kakashi, you are still disgusting! Did you see that book he was reading? :(
"Uhm, yeah?" Kitami was really confused.
That's Make Out Paradise! v.v
"Ew, who was that masked man?" Kitami asked.
Hatake Kakashi. n.n
"Oh, yeah… Who the hell are you?!" Kitami asked, annoyed.
"Kitami, who are you talking to?"
Kitami spun around. "Oh, hi, Kuyuu-shunshuu, uh… No one."
"But you said 'Who the hell are you'." Kuyuu said.
"No. I said… Where the hell are you. I'm waiting for some guy," Kitami said quickly.
"Noooo… You said-"
"Well, I meant to say where," Kitami snapped.
"Okay, okay, geez," Kuyuu said.
At that moment Kakashi walked out of Keitorin's house. He examined the two children staring at him.
De ja vu Keitorin Sasuke… Kakashi thought.
"Soooo… Are you related to Nobu in any way?" Kuyuu asked.
Kakashi chuckled. "Yeah."
"How?" He asked.
"Heh, I'm his father," Kakashi said.
The three started walking, Kitami and Kuyuu occasionally quarreling.
Never mind the de ja vu thing… Kakashi thought.
Alright where were we… I am the great, wise, talented, and beautiful Torayin. n.n
(Heh, more like the stupid, foolish, clumsy, and vain Torayin!)
Kitami jumped when she heard another voice. Kakashi and Kuyuu looked at her.
Nobody asked you, Kayna:(
"Makeinu…" Kuyuu muttered.
"What'd you call me?!" Kitami said.
"You heard me: Makeinu. Jumping because I stepped on a twig?"
Kitami reached for her shuriken holster. "I did not jump because you stepped on a twig."
Kuyuu reached for his kunai pouch. "You can't beat me, Kitami-chijin."
Kakashi sighed. This had to be the fourth time they did this. They got ready to beat each other to a pulp, glared at each other and put their weapons away.
Kitami glared at Kuyuu.
Kuyuu glared at Kitami.
"Kitami-chan!" A voice cried out.
Kitami stuffed her shuriken into her holster. "Setsuno-kun!" She cried happily.
Kakashi watched as a boy, an Inuzuka boy, ran over to Kitami. "Here." He held out a wrapped gift for Kitami.
Kuyuu started walking on. He couldn't bear to watch this mush.
Kakashi followed Kuyuu.
Kitami and Setsuno sat on a bench nearby.
Kitami yanked the top off of the nicely wrapped box.
A tiny puppy yipped at her.
Wow. He got you a dog… O.o
"Oh, Setsuno-kun, it's precious!" Kitami squealed.
"Hehe, I thought you'd like him. He's two months old and doesn't have a name yet. Be careful, he's feisty. I was thinking he could maybe protect you if something came up. I had better go, okay?" Setsuno said.
"Okay bye, Setsuno-kun, see you when I get back."
Kitami put the little puppy back in the box and ran to catch up with Kakashi and Kuyuu.
"Hi! Didja miss me?" Kitami said.
"Hardly…" Kuyuu said.
"Hey, what's that?" Kakashi asked.
"It's a puppy!" Kitami said fondly.
"Oh… how cute…" Kakashi said unenthusiastically.
Kitami took the puppy out and threw the box out. "Yep, and I get to name him."
"Good for you," Kuyuu said, turning to look at the puppy.
Kakashi could have sworn that he saw a flicker of jealousy in Kuyuu's eyes.
"He's so sweet… Isn't he?" Kitami asked.
"Yeah, whatever," Kuyuu said.
At least they won't be fighting anymore… Kakashi thought.
The dog started barking.
"What's a matter? Is something wr- AHHHH!"
Daisuke dropped in front of the three (four if you include the dog) travelers.
"Stupid Daisuke-nissan, you nearly gave me a heart attack!" Kitami said.
"Yeah, yeah… I just need to tell Nobu-sensei something," Daisuke said.
"Why?" Kitami asked.
"That's for me to know and for you not to find out."
"Bleh. Anyway, lookie what Setsuno-kun gave me! His name's Aozora," Kitami said proudly.
"Since when?" Kuyuu asked annoyed.
"Since… five and a half seconds ago!" Kitami said.
Good thing for him she's oblivious… Daisuke thought.
The group of four got to their destination within five minutes.
"Erm, Nobu-sensei? Can I speak with you?" Daisuke asked when he got there.
"Okay, sure."
Okay, end chap 13!
Kakashi: It wasn't that great…
Me:… What makes you say that?!
Kakashi: Well, by this chapter in The New Annoyance, Keitorin had kissed Sasuke twice already, had been kidnapped and rescued, the group went on a fun mission, and they were beginning to get another setback. Compared to that, this is nothing. Besides, The New Annoyance has more me in it!
Me:… Why would I want to put too much of you in this story, so you can be perverted again?!
Kakashi: Oh, and the title stinks.
Me:… It took me a long time to think of the title! And the action starts next chapter! (Or the chapter after that!) Kakashi, you're mean sometimes! T.T
Kakashi: I speak the truth! And you had more reviews for The New Annoyance by now. Overall it was a better story.
Me: Of course it was! The originals are always better than the sequels! Please prove Kakashi wrong! Can I get four reviews for this chapter? Please?
I'm begging you!
Kakashi: And you never begged for reviews in The New Annoyance.
Me: T.T Waaaaaah!