Annnd I'm back with another chapter. The questions that some of you ahve been asking will finally be addressed in this chapter an the next. So let's get right into shall we?

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Demon talking"

'Demon thinking'

"Jutsu/Attacks"

-(Transition)-

Preparations

"Nar…uto."

'What? What is this?'

"Come to me."

'Who are you?'

"Come to me Naruto."

Naruto awoke with a jolt startling the sleeping beauty on his side. "The hell was that?" Naruto mumbled to himself. A hand gracefully slid over his chest and touched his cheek.

"Is everything alright?" Kurenai asked as she looked him over worryingly. "Was it a nightmare?"

"A nightmare?" Naruto asked with a chuckle. "Demons don't have nightmares." He said as he got up from her broken bed. "Most of us are walking nightmares anyway. Though none of them are as handsome as this devil." He gave her a wide grin before stretching and looking out the window. 'Early morning? Man, Yugito is going to tear me a new one.'

Kurenai took her time ogling his body and unconsciously licked her lips. "You have to go so soon?" She almost whined and Naruto gave her a small smile before putting on his pants.

"Well I have possibility an angry and horny she-cat waiting to scratch my eyes out at home." He said and Kurenai pouted. "Oh, but I'll be back. Nothing will keep me away from you." The demon said with a growl.

Kurenai felt herself give the demon a devious grin as she moved so that she held his face in her hands. "Good, cause it'll be shame to lose all of this." She said as she slowly licked his cheek.

Naruto shuddered and gave the crimson beauty a grin. "I'll be back to deal with you." And with that said he left a grinning Kurenai.

She fell back on the bed. 'Mmm can't wait Naruto-kun.' She then looked over to her clock before sighing. 'I better get this over with.'

-(With Naruto)-

Naruto appeared in front of a bar, scaring the shit out of people around him. "What!?" The demon said as multiple people looked at him. "You people live in a shinobi village, you assholes should be use to this shit!" The villagers quickly turned their gaze and Naruto huffed. "That's what I fucking thought!" He walked in the establishment and right over to the bar area.

The old man looked at the demon with a grin. "Well, well if it isn't the human garbage disposal." He said as he wiped a glass. "Still waiting to hear that you got your ass in the hospital."

Naruto grinned and placed down some cash. "Heh, you're part of the unpopular opinion. Most people are waiting for me to be six feet underground."

The old man chuckled gruffly and placed a tall bottle on the counter. "It would be a blow to my business if you were dead. Nobody in Konoha buys as much drinks as you do." The old man slid the money onto his hands and Naruto opened the bottle. "Hell, you even beat the Hokage by at least 30 bottles and I'm not even adding the ones you drink in here."

Naruto grinned. "Well you know what they say. A bottle a day keeps death away." The old man scoffed in amusement. "Until next time old man."

"Naruto!"

The demon stopped and sighed. 'Please be a sexy female.' He turned around to see Chouji running…erm stumbling up to him. 'Well fuck you too bitch-in-the-sky.' He pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "So are you gonna be a Shikamaru or a Ino?" Naruto said Chouji looked confused. "Wait," Naruto said as he sniffed the air. "You're drunk? Damn! Only thought you stuffed solids in there."

"L-Listen Naruto." The large man tried to say but he had to hold onto the door. "I…I know-w that s-sensei's…death w-wasn't your f-fault!"

Naruto rolled his eyes. "Spare me the talk. Ino already talked about it first. Now if you excuse I gotta go die." Naruto said as he turned to leave again.

"Shikamaru!" Chouji called out drunkenly. "B-Be c…careful of Shika. Sensei's d-death hit h-him the h..hardest."

Naruto scoffed. "I have nothing to worry about. It's only because he was grieving that I let that one pathetic move slide. If he tries that again, well I can't promise that he won't be sent to the hospital with broken bone." He gave Chouji one final look over and disappeared in a flash of light.

-(Naruto's Apartment)-

"Finally! Ok." Naruto said as he prepped himself and reached for the handle only for the door to swing open. 'Well there goes my discreet plan.'

"And the prodigal asshole returns. What's wrong? That red eyed bitch kick you out? I smell her all over you." Yugito said with a frown and Naruto slowly walked passed her into his apartment.

"Hello to you too. Bitch." He mumbled as he took a swig from his drink. He quickly ducked under a flaming kick. "Oi try not to set anything on fire because you're having one of your moments."

Yugito narrowed her eyes. "My moments?! Hmph! Says the queen who almost leveled a village because the alcohol tasted like piss and water!" Yugito shot back and Naruto waved her off.

"And this is coming from the bitch who almost destroyed Kumo's civilian school because some of the girls were 'flirting' with me." Naruto said back before dodging a swipe from her now clawed hand.

"ONE OF THEM WAS PRACTICALLY GIVING YOU A HANDJOB!" She had a feint blue aura surrounding her body and Naruto grinned.

"I'm not seeing your point." He edged and Yugito growled as her eyes turned golden. "It was more action than I was getting from you at the moment." He said with a wide grin.

"You fucking asshole!" Yugito growled as she tackled the demon to the ground. She straddled his waist and sent a punch to his face, Naruto easily grabbed her hand and switched their position so that he was on top. He held her hands above her head but the kunoichi kicked him off her, sending the demon flying into the table. The poor furniture broke under the force and Naruto shook his head get rid of the debris.

Yugito took this time to pounce back on him and sent swipe after swipe to his chest. Naruto headbutted the kunoichi and pushed off him. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on your perspective, Naruto put too much strength into his push and effectively pushing Yugito into the couch breaking the thing in two.

"Come on princess I know that didn't hurt." He said with a smirk his chest wound healed completely, leaving the blood. That smirk quickly left his face as one good kick sent the demon down to his knees in pain as he gripped his package. "W-Why must you aim for the goods!?"

"Did that hurt princess?" Yugito huffed out and kicked Naruto in face sending the demon through the wall and into his bedroom.

Yugito ran into the room and sent out an axe kick. Naruto blocked the attack with his forearm before picking the woman up and slamming her on the bed, destroying the bed. Yugito panted and gasped tiredly as she stared at Naruto. The demon stared back at the Nibi jinchuuriki his eyes going straight for her lips. "You're a bitch.' He said in a low voice as his eyes darkened.

"Fuck you, asshole." Yugito growled out before they both mashed their lips together, tasting each other's blood. Whatever hostility they had for each was dulled as they kissed. Yugito broke the kiss momentarily to give the demon a hard slap to the face before retuning her lips to his. Their tongues battle for dominance and Yugito bit roughly in Naruto's lip drawing more blood. Naruto ripped opened her shirt and groped her tits roughly.

Yugito purred loudly before shoving him off her. She eyed the drying blood on his chest before paying attention to the growing bulge in his pants. Naruto moved closer to her, but the blonde kicked him into a wall and rubbed him through his pants as they reconnected their lips. Naruto yanked her braid back roughly leaving her neck opened to him. Naruto bit roughly into Yugito as she removed his pants.

He greedily licked up her blood before turning the woman around facing the wall. He ripped her already ruined pants from her and slammed himself in her. "Fuck!" She screamed as Naruto piston himself in her with more force than he used for any girl so far. In fact, the wall began to crack around them as Yugito gained back her light blue aura.

"You miss being handled like this!?" Naruto said with a fanged grin as he increased his intensity. Yugito responded with loud moans and screams as she used one hand to brace herself against the wall while the other tightly gripped Naruto's hair. The demon gritted his teeth as he quickly slid out of her and threw the jinchuuriki on the bed.

He laid her flat on the broken bed with her ass in the air. He teased her entrance as an idea popped in his head. "Beg for it." He said.

"You wish!" Yugito bit back as she moved to turn around but Naruto grabbed her hands and placed them above her head as he pressed in her.

"Come on Yugi-chan." He said teasingly as he rubbed against her. "You know you can't resist me for long."

"Fine!" Yugito said with frustration. "Fuck me! Make me your bitch!" She looked back at Naruto with her own fanged grin as the aura gained one tail. "Mmmm please Naruto-kun. Your kitten needs some milk."

"Ahh, I see Matatabi hasn't been out in a while." He said with a grin and Yugito/Matatabi purred.

"I've missed you too my violent lover." Yuigto/Matatbi said as she rubbed her ass against Naruto's harden member. "Now don't you have a wild cat to tame?"

Naruto's only response was a grin.

-(Team 8's training ground)-

Kurenai appeared silently on a branch as she watched her students. 'Well at least they remembered to meet up.' Usually during the team's meeting the ever enthusiastic Kiba would be arguing with an impassive Shino. Hinata would stand a few inches away looking at her teammates with a small cute smile and blush.

Kurenai smiled faintly at the memory.

But now as she looked her students, Kiba was quiet, like he was in deep thought. Shino was inspecting a bug and Hinata, well, she was the only active one.

"HAH!" The Hyuuga heir yelled as she sent a palm thrust at a tree. The attack left a considerable amount of damage as her hand print was left in the tree. Her Byakugan narrowed almost angrily at the tree before the indigo haired kunoichi sent another thrust at the tree. With a groan the tree toppled and fell to the side with a loud crash and Hinata panted angrily.

"It took two thrust to break the tree." Shino said monotonously.

"I know!" Hinata snapped at him and Kurenai was thoroughly surprised by her tone.

'Did I do this?'

Kiba sighed as Akamaru whined at his side. "Don't take you anger out on Shino, Hinata. You asked him to keep count." The dog nin drawled out and Hinata gritted her teeth before focusing on a new tree.

"I will get this attack down in one strike!" The Hyuuga said.

"Yeah, sure, you said that last time." The Inuzuka said as he played with a Kunai.

"Hmph! I don't see you doing anything." Hinata shot back and Kiba frowned.

"Don't feel like it." He said before his and Akamaru's head lifted. Kurenai jumped down from her perch and looked at her team in sadness. "Well look who it is! Tired of getting dicked down by Uzu- I mean Naruto?" Hearing his statement Hinata flashed her eyes in silent anger at Kurenai.

'They're still angry at me? What would Naruto-kun do in this position? Well he'll probably not give a fuck but he wouldn't let someone talk him down.' Kurenai thought before an idea popped in her head. "So I see you guys are still angry."

"Angry?" Kiba said sarcastically. "Finding out that my sensei is fucking doesn't make me angry, it's the fact that she's been fucked by the deadlast turned demon!" Kiba said as he stood up. "Does that make any sense to you sensei? Or did he fuck you stupid?"

'Well I get why he's mad. Jealousy is one hell of a drug.' Kurenai thought. "Fine then let's make a deal then. The three of you against me. If you guys make me yield, I'll end my relationship with Naruto-kun and never mention him again." Hinata's eyes hardened and Kiba raised an eyebrow. "But if I win, you'll have to accept my new-found happiness and," Her eyes softened and teared up a bit. "And you guys become the students that I know and still love."

Her students, yes, even Hinata, look at her softly before they hardened again. "You're on sensei!" Kiba said as Akamaru barked. Shino placed his hands out of his pockets and Hinata got into her family's stance. "Let's go Akamaru!"

'Hmm been a while since I've sparred with them.' Kurenai let out a small smile as she got into her own stance. 'Let's see if they improved.' "Don't hold back."

-(Council Chambers)-

Tsuande sat in her chair as she looked around with a frown. "I thought we were discussing strategies?" The blonde Hokage said with a glare.

"We soon will be." Koharu said and Tsuande's glare harden. "But first we need to discuss a few things."

Jiraiya raised an eyebrow. "And that involves the civilian council?" The hermit stood next to his teammate with his arms crossed.

"Of course, now on to the first order of business." Homaru said impassively. "Why were we not informed of this alliance between Kiri?"

Tsunade refused the urge to roll her eyes. "I'm the Hokage, I don't have to report anything to you directly." The old advisors frowned. "Besides having more than one ally against Iwa can be deciding factor in whether we win this war."

"You picked weak villages to ally us with Tsunade." Danzo said. "Suna is the weakest village overall and Kiri is still recovering. If anything, you should've allied with Kumo! Their strength could be almost comparable to ours if we hadn't lost our weapon."

"Yeah thanks to that brat we lost our weapon against Iwa!" A councilman said.

"I still think we should put that monster in the front lines. Once a demon, always a demon!" Another said.

Tsunade slammed her fist on the table causing the room to rumble. "You will refer to him as Naruto! Call him anything else and I'll personally punch your head off your shoulders." Jiraiya nodded his head in agreement. "Now the Mizukage asked for help in return for her support and I accepted it. Anybody want to say I fucked up?" She threated especially towards the civilian council. Nobody said a word and Tsuande smirked. "Thought so."

"Besides it's too late to ask for Kumo's help." Jiraiya said as he stepped forward. "They've aligned themselves with Iwa and Oto."

Danzo frowned. "That's three Bijus they have on their side." He then stood up. "Not counting the one we have in this village." That seemed to have set off the bomb as the council erupted. Tsuande glared at Danzo in hatred while the man returned her gaze. He raised his hand to quiet the room. "Tsunade tried to keep it a secret from everyone. But I suppose it gives us a chance in this war. Allow me to turn her into the perfect weapon for Konoha."

"Absolutely not!" Tsuande yelled as she slammed both hands on the table breaking the poor thing.

"She's human just like everyone else here!" Jiraiya screamed at him. "All jinchuuriki's are! They are just given a heavy burdened."

"Spare me the talk of peace Jiraiya." Danzo said. "We all know they are made for the betterment of villages, weapons to use at our pleasure. Had your sensei listened to me that boy would've been the perfect solider."

Jiraiya glared at him. "You mean a mindless and emotionless killing machine."

"Hmph you make it sound like it's a bad thing."

"ENOUGH!" Tsunade screamed silencing everyone in the room. "Neko!" A cat masked ANBU member appeared kneeling in front of her

"Yes Hokage-sama." The monotone ANBU captian siad.

"Bring Naruto and Yugito-san here." The ANBU nodded and disappeared in a Shunshin. Tsunade sat down in her seat and looked at Danzo. "Let's get her opinion in this Danzo and stop treating her as property."

"Very well but why the boy?" Danzo said as his eyes narrowed.

"For fun."

-(With Neko)-

The ANBU captain appeared at Naruto's new apartment and knocked on the door. 'I hope he isn't with Kurenai. How awkward would that be.' There was a muffled grunt and Neko knocked again.

"Excuse me ANBU-san." Neko turned to see a middle-aged woman next door to Naruto. "Are you coming to investigate the fight in Naruto-kun's apartment?"

'Fight?' Neko thought to herself before Naruto's door opened to reveal an almost naked Naruto. His manhood was covered by a bed sheet. 'I can see why Kurenai was hooked!' The ANBU captain thought as she gazed on his bloody chest. His neck seemed to have some sort of bright red love mark meaning it was placed there recently. 'Well damn Kurenai and Naruto sure know how to play it rough!'

"What?" Naruto asked rudely as he yawned. "I don't know if you noticed but I'm a bit busy."

'Focus, focus.' "Hokage-sama has summoned you and someone named Yugito to the council chambers." Neko said in her monotone voice and Naruto raised a single eyebrow.

"Really now? Yo bitch!" Naruto called back and Neko narrowed her eyes before her mask.

'No way he couldn't be?'

A blonde woman with bruises and blood around her body and face came into view. She wore a large shirt that dubbed as a dress for her. "What is it?" She shot back with a glare towards the demon.

'He is?! What a low, no-good bastard!'

"Please tell me you didn't kill anybody while I was gone?" Naruto asked with a devious grin.

"You mean when you were fucking that bitch? No, not yet at least." Yugito spat back and Naruto chuckled.

"Well get properly dressed. Hokage-chan wants to have a talk with us." Yugito flipped him off and walked back into the destroyed room. The demon just chuckled. "What ass amirite?" The ANBU gave him no answer. "You were smart not to answer that." Naruto said with a grin. "We'll be there in a jiffy."

He then closed the door but the ANBU captain still stood there. "Kurenai must know about this." She said before she disappeared to report back to Tsunade.

-(Civilian council)-

"And of the…boy?!" One councilman cried out and Tsunade rubbed her temple.

'Why are these buffoons still here!?' Tsunade thought as the chambers erupted in argument again with the shinobi side against the civilian side.

"Kami, you council is almost as annoying as mine." Yugito called out as she and Naruto appeared in front of the chambers, both held an annoyed expression on their face.

Naruto looked around the room with a bored expression till he landed on Tsunade. The demon grinned and crossed his arms. "Now what do I owe the pleasure Hokage-chan." Some of the councilman gasped in surprise while the rest looked at him like he was crazy.

Tsunade sighed with her own annoyed look. "There's some controversy about your…friend."

Naruto chuckled. "Now what do you guys want with this evil she-cat?"

"Shut it asshole!"

"Yugito-san is it?" Danzo asked as he stood up and Naruto actually narrowed his eyes at him. "We are all well aware of the potential power you possess. Help us in this war and I can personally guarantee that you'll be seen as a hero in this village."

Yugito rolled her eyes. "Sounds like there's a catch."

Danzo didn't waste any time. "You'll have to fight against Kumo."

Yugito tapped her chin as if debating mentally. "What do I get in return?"

"Money, fame, whatever you wish." Koharu said and Yugito grinned.

"I want to be Hokage." Everyone stared her wide eyes with slacked jaws. Some councilmen tried to come up with a defense against that but they ended up sputtering. "Hahahaha! Gotcha idiots." Yugito laughed alongside a chuckling Naruto. "Man, you're right most of them are fucking stupid."

"You tend to know your enemies after living with them for so many years." Naruto said with an evil grin as he scanned each councilmember till his eyes laid on one in particular. 'Helllllloooo MILF!' Naruto thought as he scanned Inuzuka Tsume. "You know some haven't even changed after all these years." Naruto said absentmindedly to Yugito.

The Nibi Jinchuuriki frowned and slapped the demon at the back on his head. "Can you not look like a total idiot when you stare at women."

"Can you not be a total ass." Naruto mumbled but quickly whistled and looked away when Yugito snapped her eyes back to him.

"So you are not going to help Konoha with this war?" Danzo asked with a glare as he gripped his cane tightly. All his plans were beginning to fail and Saya hasn't reported back to him in days. The old war hawk was beginning to get more than frustrated.

"Nahh." Yugito said as she leaned on Naruto who was having a stare down with Tsume. "I'mma sit this one out."

"Such a shame." Danzo murmured "ANBU!" A squad of ANBU appeared and both Jinchuuriki and former Jinchuuriki raised an eyebrow in interest. "Take Miss Yugito down to the IT department. See if we can get any information out of her." The leader nodded and turned towards the two.

"Danzo!" Tsuande yelled as she quickly stood up from her seat. "What the fuck are you doing? ANBU stand down." Yet they didn't and Tsuande clenched her fist. "What? Are you all deaf!? I said stand down!"

"Tsunade." Naruto said as he magically had a drink in his hand. Yugito took his bottle and gulped down some for herself. "Sit down I can handle this." He said with a grin as he snatched back his drink before taking a swig for himself. "Now," he sniffed the air. "Gentlemen. You don't want no problems with me or my pissy associate." Cue Yugito's glare at him. "Listen to your sexy kage and back down. Move any further then I would have to kill you in the most gruesome way in front of all these civilians."

The leader nodded to his squad rushed at Yugito. "Nevermind." Yugito said with a feline grin. "Kono nins are way stupider than Kumo nins."

"Debatable." Naruto said as he quickly grabbed the leader in a chokehold and pointed a finger at on ANBU. "Bang!" A fireball quickly drilled inside of his chest and left a smoky hole. The ANBU member looked down at his hole before collapsing on the ground. Yugito's arms gained a fiery blue aura and with a swipe of her hand, one ANBU was sliced into shreds. His body crumbled down like wet paper and Yugito drove her hands into the chest of the last ANBU. The man squirmed in her impressive grip before letting his body slump.

Now the act of them killing off one the most elites ninja wasn't the scariest thing the council seen.

It was the fact that they did it in two eye blinks.

"So crippled mummy." Naruto said with a grin as he held the squirming ANBU leader. "Give me one reason I shouldn't spray your insides all along that wall behind you." The demon said as he used his other hand to point to the wall behind the war hawk.

"D-Demons!" One councilmember cried out and Naruto laughed

"Thanks for your wonderful observations." He said sarcastically and the councilman whimpered. "You're answer Danzo? My patience is limited."

Danzo sat unfazed yet a bead of sweat could be faintly seen coming down his face. "I see you have forsaken your village boy. You fair well against the ANBU squad but how would you do against the whole shinobi force?" Danzo threatened

Naruto grin gotten wider. 'Tsunade will thank for me for this.' "Well you see Danzo-chan, you obviously haven't seen what I did to those Iwa and poor, poor Oto nins." He then engulfed himself in flames unfortunately melting, not burning but melting, the ANBU leader in his arms. "Much like that actually." The demon chuckled out as he threw the carcass into the civilian side.

They squeaked and quickly moved away from the foul sight.

"The real reason you're not like that poor motherfucker over there is because of Tsunade." Naruto said and the buxom Hokage raised an eyebrow. The demon sent a wink over to her. "She's the one to command me. I'm her sword and shield and all she has to do is say the word and your old ass will be saying 'Hi' to the old man in the Shinigami's stomach."

Danzo glared at the smirking demon and then at an equally smirking Tsunade. 'Damn you!' "My interest is insure Konoha's survival-"

"Yeah, yeah." Naruto interrupted before turning to Tsunade. "Do you need anything else Hokage-chan? Maybe some of these villagers need an example?" Some of the council members felt their heartbeat increasing and some even soiled themselves much to the displeasure of the shinobis.

"Only one thing. It's time to reveal your full heritage Naruto." Tsunade said and the grin on his face couldn't get any bigger.

-(In Iwa)-

The Tsuchikage wore a straight face as his advisors, Duru and Shen followed behind him. They passed through a guarded gate and stopped in a clearing with three rocks and a small pond. A man garbed in red armor sat on the center rock in a meditative stance.

"You sure you want to talk to these…things Tsuchikage-sama?" Duru asked and the man's head jerked.

"Silence Duru! These 'things' are our key to victory." The Kage said and the large man grunted. "Now stay back." The Iwa's Kage commanded as he walked closer to the man. "Are you sleeping or mediating, old man?"

The man grunted. "Depends on who's asking." The man said gruffly.

"I have no time to play with you Roshi." The Tsuchikage said with narrowed and Roshi chuckled.

"Well don't beat around the bush Tsuchikage-sama." Roshi said mockingly as he turned around to reveal red hair and a tapered beard. "Some of us have less violent things to do. It's almost tea-time for me. Tea helps clear the head of any idiotic ideas." Roshi stepped down from his rock. "You should try some Tsuchikage-sama."

Duru growled as he fingered his Warhammer. "How dare you insult the Tsuchikage monster-ACK!" A large hand tightly gripped Duru's hand that laid by his side. A very tall and broad man stood next to Duru with his right hand tucked inside his robe. His brown eyes looked at Duru with reserved hate as small wisps of steam exited his body.

"Han my boy. Let the large man go." Roshi said with a small smile and Han let go of Duru and jumped o Roshi's side. "So what is it that you want? Han, here is a fan of tea-time." The tall man glared at the Tsuchikage and his advisors. "Don't' worry Han we won't talk to them longer than we have too."

"I need to you and your large associate to deliver a message to a certain Kono-nin." The Tsuchikage said and Roshi laughed.

"Haha right! I forgot we are at 'war' with Konoha. I'm surprised you haven't placed us directly on the battlefield. Heh it wouldn't be one of your dumbest ideas." Roshi said and Han looked at his small mentor. "Who's poor unlucky fella?"

-(Kumo)-

"Naruto Uzumaki?" A blonde woman with tits comparable to Tsunade said in confusion.

The Raikage nodded. "This man single handedly obliterated a battalion of shinobi forces. He's a force to be reckoned with." The blonde woman stood with her team and large sensei. "That's why you need to be extra careful when retrieving Nii Yugito."

"Konoha took miss kitty cat? Man, we'll stomp on those rats!" B, Hachibi's Jinchuuriki rapped out

The Raikage rolled his eyes. "We are not engaging Konoha yet. You all just need to get Yugito back here in Kumo so we can enact our plan with Iwa." The Raikage said. "But do as you must if you are pushed in a corner. That means you, B."

"So they want a piece of number eight? Heh! Oh I'll give them something to hate." Hi students just facepalmed in embarrassment. "Alright children let's get ready to go. We on a mission to save little Yugito!"

"We get the point sensei." A slender redhead said and with a nod to their Kage all four of them left in a Shunshin.

"Sir do you think it's wise to send B-san out?" C asked and the Raikage grunted.

"Of course, once B gets to Yugito no doubt Konoha is going to send out their little weapon. If Iwa upheld their end of the deal, Konoha could be severely weakened allowing us to come in a take them down." Raikage stood up with a smirk. "Now Darui!" The Raikage called out to his right hand man.

"Get our people ready. It's time for war."

-(In Konoha.)-

Tsuande sat down in her desk with a sigh. "Man those bastards are persistent."

Naruto grinned as he swung his bottle in her face. "Yeah but did you see their face when you said I was that his kid. Haha1 Ah shit, yo kitty did you capture that on camera?"

Yugito glared at him with her arms crossed. "Were you even going to tell me that you are son of the Yellow Flash?" Naruto shrugged his shoulders and the nibi jinchuuriki sighed. "Fine whatever asshole."

"I'm curious Yugito-san." Jiraiya started with narrowed eyes. "I was expecting you to rush back home in Kumo. Yet you look, in a way, total relaxed here in Konoha."

"Eh, I mean there's was really nothing going for me in the village anyway. Besides someone has to keep this dumbass at bay." She said as she elbowed the demon and took his drink for herself. "Kami knows you guys can't keep up with him."

"But I'm sure you can?" Jiraiya said condescendingly.

"In more ways than one old man." She said with a glint in her eye and Jiraiya looked at her, then Naruto before giving the demon a thumbs up.

Idiots." Tsuande said with an eyeroll. "So Jiraiya what's this announcement you had to tell me." She asked her teammate and the Toad Sage briefly got serious.

"Well I'm going to be leaving the village for a little bit. I need to reconnect with my spy network and." The old man paused before sighing. "And I'm personally going to be gathering information of the Akastuki's leader."

Naruto whistled. "Damn that's gonna be a tough mission. You sure you don't want me to go there and blow up the whole area. I mean I'm not opposed to it." He finished with a grin which earned him a slap to the back of the head. "Oi fuck you!"

"It won't be that easy Naruto. These guys are harder to get information out of, even harder to find. I got to be delicate with this or risked losing everything about these bastards." Jiraiya said

Tsunade sent him a worried look. "Be careful Jiraiya these guys are no jokes to be played with. You're one of the few left in this world that I really care about"

The old sage sent her a thumbs up and a wide grin. "I'll be fine Hime. Save me a drink will ya." He then turned to his student turned demon. "Take care of Hime for me, brat."

"You make it sound like it's a hard job." Naruto chuckled out and Jiraiya retuned the chuckle before disappearing in a Shunshin. "Ahh I miss him already."

Tsunade took a deep breath and sent a calculating gaze at the Nibi jinchuuriki. "So what's the next move for you Yugito Nii."

Naruto grinned as he placed both hands on the desk. "That's easy Tsunade-chan. She becomes one of us! Right kitty-chan?" The jinchuuriki sent him the bird as she took another swing from his drink. "Look how happy she is."

"She'll have to be on probat-"

"Oh come now Tsunade-chan." Naruto said lowly as he leaned forward on desk till her mouth was inches from his. "She's not going to do anything bad."

Tsunade felt herself lean foward as well and bit her lip. "W-Well I guess I can let her slide." The Hokage said before she pressed her lips to his. Her hands went up and rubbed his cheek and bearded chin.

"The Hokage? Damn Naruto you're like a horny hound when I'm not around." Yugito said as she watched the two make-out. Yugito felt her lower area ached and she bit back the influence of her always horny Biju. 'Not gonna lie though, it's really turning me on!'

Naruto finally broke his kiss with a dazed Tsuande and grinned before standing up. "I got a brilliant idea. "Why don't we head back to your place and make this little party a bit more fun eh?" Naruto suggested as he wagged his eyebrows.

"What happened to you place?" The Blonde Hokage asked and Naruto chuckled while Yugito actually blushed.

"We may have destroyed it in one of our aggressive rumps. So your place?" Naruto asked and Tsuande nodded making the demon grin. "Excellent." And the three of them disappeared in a flash of light.

-(Later that night)-

"Naruto."

'This again?'

"Come to me."

'What? Where are you? Who are you?'

Naruto opened his eyes and found himself in a field. "What the hell?" It was bright out yet there was no sun in the sky. The demon brought his body up in a seated position "Wha-"

"Naruto-kun." A feminine and soft voice called out and Naruto turned to see a beautiful red-haired woman. "Naruto-kun." The woman repeated with tears in her soft purple eyes.

"Who the hell are you?" The demon asked as he looked around the endless flied of grass. "What the hell is this?" He quickly stood up but the woman ran and crashed onto to his body. "Hey!" The woman wrapped her arms around his body and Naruto froze.

"My son, my baby."

Naruto, for the first time in his life, was lost at words.

To be honest I don't know how Roshi or Han's characters were like in the actual manga and anime so I scccccraped it. Also I'm digging the type of relationship I made Naruto have with Yugito. The whole "I wanna fucking strangle you and ride you into the sunset at the same time" is very fun to write.

Well next chapter we open new doors and close old ones.

Until next time.