Ask The Cast of Yugioh
Chapter: 14: Everyone Hates Yugi
Wolf604: Hiya. Heya. How's it going? Welcome to our 14th chapter.
Marik: Meow. –Rubs himself against Florence's leg-
Wolf604: What is Marik doing?
Florence: He still is stuck in neko mode after the last LK video.
Wolf604: You don't say.
Marik: I want some fancy feast.
Florence: You will eat meow mix and you will like it.
Wolf604: Right, let's get this show on the road. Our first review comes from Kinan: Okay well I oblige your insanity Wolf *bows*
Wolf604: -Winds screw in head- I am not insane . . . just mad. –Grins- Truths Kaiba: This was most likely asked before but, did you 'like' seeing Mokuba as a Yami: Do you like yaoi? If so what pareing? Marik(Yami Marik):When Marik took his shirt off did you 'like' it? *My Yami Y. Bakura: Have you ever uh... *cough* touched Ryou? If so did you like it? Pegasus:If you could rape one person in the room who would it be? (boy or R. Bakura:Have you been raped before? If more then once name one person who Dares Yami: Get your Pharaoh (I can't spell) costume on and go in fangirls room. Kaiba: ROT IN THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL! While listening to JB music.(You killed my dog! Resurrect all dogs & cats you have killed. Yugi: Go save Yami and be forced to be raped by him or let him suffer. Y. Bakura:If you have raped Bakura then get beat up by 5d's losers and then Marik:Kiss some one, with tounges, boy or girl. Malik:Give the fangirls 'hugs'. (Stupid F****** fangirls) Pegasus:After raping Bakura kiss the person said. Wolf:I will give you an impossible task. *laughs evilly while petting
princess?
snickers*
girl)
did it.
hand over Bakura to Pegasus for him to 'play' with. (I'm evil)
resurrected cat* You have to...SIGN YOUR SOUL TO 4KIDS! JK but, seriously I
want you to duel TEDDY!
Seto: You have no idea. It was my revenge for him being so annoying.
Atem: No! It is disgusting and unnatural.
Marik: Then why u borrow my yao-
Atem: -Mind crushes Marik-
Tea: Wait since Atem lied, shouldn't he be sent to the fangirls?
Wolf604: Unfortunately we have reached a conundrum. Atem is, in a word, confused. So it is a yes and a no.
Malik: Would a chainsaw to the face be a suitable answer?
Wolf604: Malik. . .
Malik: Oh fine. F-bleep-ing killjoy. No. It is annoying that my good half is such a man whore.
Marik: And damn proud of it. Meow.
Florence: No I molest other people in their sleep.
Pegasus: Hmmmmmm. That is a tough one. I guess I would have to say. . . fangirl #69.
Wolf604: Oh yeah. . . I forgot she was here. –Kills fangirl #69- Much better.
Bakura: The fangirls and Mana.
Atem: -Changes- Come and get it ladies! –Is pulled into fangirl room-
Seto: I am already here in hell! –Uses all his money to resurrect cats and dogs-
Wolf604: -Sitting on a dark throne surrounded by bones- Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yugi: F-bleep- no! I ain't going in there to save him.
Tea: -Evil storm clouds of doom surround her- You will go in there or I will-
Wolf604: Rated Teen.
Tea: Oh right. If you don't save my future sugar daddy I will –whispers in Yugi's ear-
Yugi: 0.o HOLD ON ATEM I WILL SAVE YOU! –Saves Atem-
Florence: Now I wish I had. But unfortunately since I have not, then I can't kill them.
Marik: Um ok. . . –Kisses Serenity with tongue-
Everyone: 0.o
Joey: I KILL YOU! –Is restrained-
Malik: -Gives every fangirl a hug- Ahhhhh! Best . . . day. . . ever. –Covered in blood and guts-
Pegasus: Do I have to?
Wolf604: -Pushes Pegasus and Bakura into naughty closet- Yup. Have fun.
One Hour Later. . .
-Pegusus and Bakura come out of closet and kiss-
Wolf and Teddy: Let's duel!
After the most epic duel ever. . .
Wolf604: Victory is mine!
Joey: But you never won! Teddy just fell over and couldn't get up.
Wolf604: I won by DQ. A win is a win. But our next review is from . . . oh you got to be kidding me.
Marik: What?
Wolf604: Our next review is from Kinan:
AWWW! You seem like you'd be a good boyfriend. Helping your girlfriend Youmi Hirotou(Yami) Well since Kinan's a softy *dodges knife* I'll do the Triston: I PRESS THE MUTE BUTTON OF EVILLY evil uh...evilness? MAKING YOUR VOICE POWERLESS! *insert evil/critically insane laugh here.* Yami: I am going to go for the bad guys side and make you do the most HORRID Kinan: 0.o wow...that is harsh...harshly AWESOME! Youmi Hirotou:Yep *smiles wistfully* Marik:Listen to the Glee cast COMPLETELY F*** UP LEATHER PANTS! Kinan: They ar- *watches them do a remix of a different song* THEY WILL PAY Yugi: Fangirls for you. Ryou:Because you're to D** weak naughty closet with Malik. Kinan:I've got a question for you, Wolf...If you got to chose one person to Youmi: Please say Yami. Please say Yami.
like that *starts to tear up* give me a sec.
dares *smiles evilly* and I'm worse then my hickari...a lot worse...
TERRIFIC thing EVER! Be strapped to Pegasus's lap-on a vibrating chair-while
Kaiba slaps/kicks/punches you, Marik draws on you with a permanent marker,
Teddy mind rapes you, Malik 'hugs' you, AND TEA GIVES THE LONGEST, MOST
ANNOYING, F***ING FRIEND SPEECH IN HISTORY!
WITH THEIR LIVES!
spend an eternity in the fangirl closet who would you chose?
Tristan: -Lets out a silent scream-
Atem: -Walks out of fangirl room- You , sir, suck! – Is strapped to Pegasus's lap-on a vibrating chair-while Kaiba slaps/kicks/punches you, Marik draws on you with a permanent marker, Teddy mind rapes you, Malik 'hugs' you, AND TEA GIVES THE LONGEST, MOSTANNOYING, F***ING FRIEND SPEECH IN HISTORY!-
Wolf604: I kinda feel sorry for him. . . and then I shrug it off and laugh like a mad man.
Marik: They already did. But I fu-bleep-ing LOVE it!
Yugi: -Just walking out of fangirl room- Why are so cruel? Bad enough I was raped by the fangirls and Atem in the fangirl room! –Is sucked back in-
Bakura: Awwwww man. –Is locked in naughty closet with Malik-
Wolf604: Hmmmmmmmmmm. I guess Mai. –Shrugs- Our next review is from : Truths: Seto, I'd like to ask you one question. There is a man who lives upstairs. He Joey, you do like poke dead guys, don't you? :D Yuugi, are you a girl? 'Cause you're so innocent and... seriously, maybe you Atemu, if you could just destroy the world, would you do it? Da-res! Yuugi, you promised you'll kill me. So, I dare you to kill another guy in that Seto, I would not dare you but... You had the nerve to die! *hugs her pillow* Joey, specially for you. You must poke to death any person you'll see except Anzu, if you like Yuugi, give him chocolates. If not - poke Rebecca to the Anyway, this made my night. :D Update soon and Seto, don't even dare to die until you'll do all of the dares.
Yuugi, you have no sense of humor. Or how it is called. Also I'll remember
this and kill you in my story. I hope you got it. And same for others.
is greedy. Not long time ago I saw him. Looks like you. Is that you, I
suppose? No one would have the batteries turned off during this cold winter.
have hidden this for all that years, huh?
room except our dear author.
Anyway, I dare you to... Eat the cake which is bigger than your ego. And don't
die.
author, Yuugi, Yami and Atemu.
death.
Yugi: -Is saved by Wolf- Kill me? But then you would support the killing of baby pandas!
Seto: Depends. Do you live in a multi million house with robot slaves and a jet in the shape of a Blue Eyes White Dragon?
Joey: No. I think I might be catching the zombie disease. I have the urge to dance to a white guy, who is really black, in a red jacket and eat brains. Nyeh.
Yugi: What? No! Of course I am a guy. I just haven't had puberty yet!
Atem: Only if I can keep children's card games!
Yugi: -Kills Tristan- That was being a dou-bleep- to me when we were in school.
Seto: -Looks at cake- You expect me to eat this? –Eats a piece- It is . . . coconut! Noooooooooooooo! –Is forced to eat cake-
Joey: Nyeh? Okay. –Kills Bakura with his poke of death . . . trademark-
Wolf604: Who da f-bleep- is Anzu?
Tea: Me!
Wolf604: But your name is Tea Gardner.
Yugi: Her name was Anzu Mazaki in the Japanese version.
Wolf604: Well I guess you learn something everyday. But what is this Japanese you speak of?
Tea: Here Yugi. –Gives him chocolate-
Yugi: Does this mean you like me?
Tea: AS A FRIEND YUGI!
Wolf604: Well our next review comes from Manaxseto4ever:
Dares: hmmmmm I wonder what I'm going to dare a certain very sexy CEO to Everyone else has to have their hair cut into the jaden yuki style (basically a Odeon has to eat his gummy bears and marik can only quote GIR from invader zim
do... MAKE OUT WITH MANA! plus you both have to enjoy it and fall in love for
real and have 2 twin girls called Sophie and Ami who you both love very much.
kuriboh)
for the rest of the chapter.
Truths: Atem did you ever love mana more than a friend? Bakura where were u born in England? (im a Manchester lass myself) Love the fic
Seto: -Eyetwitch- What the hell?
Wolf604: Here Seto, have a soda. Consider it as a last drink before u loose your bachelorhood.
Seto: -Drinks- Tastes pretty good.
Florence: That was the love potion before was it not?
Wolf604: -Watches as Mana divorces Bakura and marries Seto- Yup.
Everyone: Oh, hell no!
-And so Wolf604 brought forth everyone and made everyone change their hair to match Jaden-
Yugi: I fu-bleep-king hate you.
Odian: You do realize that the Gummi Bears were a cartoon show?
Wolf604: Guess not. So eat a tape of the entire show instead.
Odian: You monster! –Is feed the tape before he is rushed to hospital-
Marik: I loveded you piggy, I loveded you. –Crys-
Atem: No. The bi-bleep-ch scares the hell out of me.
Florence: I was born in a little cottage in a town you never have heard of.
Wolf604: Our next review comes from tikarose: Yugi: Awww your so cute. DIE Mai: Thanks for kissing Yugi. Now Go to the naughty closet with a guy of your Yami Bakura: You are tooo awesome to serve Mana. You get to rule the world for Seto: YAY! YOU KILLED TEA! You get to kill Joey! Joey: If you come alive... Sign up for a beuty pagent... For lingere! Tristan: You and Tea would make a great couple... Your both useless. Both of Tea: Go into the Valcano of death and BURNNNNNNNNNN Atem: burn your clothes Yami Marik: Admit that Yami Bakura is awesome. Kisara: Go on tour with Lady Gaga Mioh: Why are you not in the english dubb? Any way make a Yami of your choice.
choice.
the rest of the chapter.
MUAHAAAAA
you into the naughty closet.
Except Yami Bakura. Your slave.
Mai: Oh Joey! –Pulls him into the naughty closet-
Florence: -Sits on Wolf's throne of skulls – It is good to be the king.
Seto: -Walks into naughty closet and kills Joey- Best. . . day. . . Ever.
Mai: -Walks out half naked- Hey! No fair!
Seto: Sucks to be you.
Wolf604: I want to see that! –Brings Joey back to life and enters him into beauty contest-
Tea: Hey!
Tristan: The sun will come up in a few hours.
-Everyone stares at him-
Wolf604: -Pushes Tea and Tristan into naughty closet- And now. . . –Volcano of death opens up beneath naughty closet kill all inside- Oops, guess I went overboard. –Shrugs-
Atem: Why do you people hate my clothes so much! –Throws them into the volcano-
Malik: Fine, Mind Slave. Florence is awesome. Happy?
Kisera: -Wearing meat suit- Cool. I love Gaga. –Hops on Lady Gaga's tour bus-
Mioh: I don't know. I mean this is 4Kids. I guess if I had to pick, I would go with Atem.
Wolf604: Our next review is from Pkmn Trainer Bronze:
Dares- Mana give birth already! DX Bakura, punch Yami Bakura for each time he possessed u! Atem...eat sand, NAO! XD Wolfy, go and rule cookie land. Truths- Bakura, do you REALLY love Mana? (cuz if u don't Ima kill u) Tea...what are your thoughts on Rebecca? Melvin, do you like cake?
Mana: I did already. I now have the kids, the house, the dog, and the right to Bakura's name from the divorce.
Bakura: T_T
Wolf604: Ouch, that is harsh.
Bakura: Ok. –Beats Yami Bakura for several hours-
Atem: I am Egyptian. That is all we eat. –Eats a sand and sand sandwich-
Wolf604: I hereby declare myself cookie emperor for life.
Bakura: Only when Mana gave me that weird potion.
Wolf604: Hold on. –Stops eating cookie people and brings back Tea-
Tea: She is a crazy little bi-bleep-ch.
Rebecca: Satan will swallow your soul.
Wolf604: There will be no swallowing here!
Malik: Only when it tastes of revenge.
Wolf604: Our next review is a short one. It comes from Mystical:
Pegasus-you have the opportunity to shove someone into the fangirl closet...who will it be, Seto Kaiba, Joey Wheeler, or Yugi Muto?
Pegasus: Ohhhhhhhhh. I would have to say Kaiba-boy. I love to mess with him.
Wolf604: Our next review is from Candygirl:
i have two truth:
Mokuba is it true you went to a michealjackson sleep over and what happend there.
Atem tell Mokuba where babies come from.
A dare 4 Seto,dress and dance like the guys in ladygaga Alejandro video.
Mokuba: It is true. I got to wear special pajamas and play with his monkey. He then took me to the special room and-
Seto: Shhhhh. Mokuba, we only get the money if we don't talk about what happened in there.
Mokuba: Oh yeah.
Atem: Well Mokuba, when a man loves a woman he gives her trading cards and a baby comes out.
Wolf604: -Looks to Mana- He doesn't know?
Mana: Nope.
Seto: Grrrrrrr. Fine. –Dresses up and dances like the dancers in Alejandro video-
Wolf604: The next review comes from wolflovers6: I dare Joey to take the dead Tea and Kaiba and arrange them in a nasty way in a casket before their funerals. Then I dare Bakura and Marik to rip up Yami's children's trading cards. And Mokuba to video tape Yami and Yugi's reaction for blackmail. Then Joey, you need to make out with Mai, no matter how much of a 'boob free zone' you are.
Wolf604: . . . You got issues man.
Joey: Nyeh. Do I really got to?
Wolf604: Yup. Sorry.
-Joey then kills and postitions Tea and Kaiba in a casket-
Florence: Finally, a dare I can get into.
Marik: I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom do doom doo doom. . .
-And so Florence and Marik destroy Yugi's deck-
Atem: You seem to be taking this well Yugi.
Yugi: -Shrugs- I live in a duel shop. I can just steal more cards from there.
Joey: Nyeh. Well ok…
-Mai and Joey make out-
Wolf604: -Coughs- Anyway, our next review is from Yami Amethyst Rose: Let's have some questions first before I do my dares. Joey-Which is better for you to say? Nyeh or Brooklyn Rage? :P Tristan-An early farewell before you die in the latest episode; who were you Mokuba- Aww, poor you. Is it always tough love around you, or everyone just Now for me dares. :D Wolf604-I'll give you a mountain of cookies along with cake if you can survive Yami Bakura, Pegasus, Marik, Tristan, Tea, and Yami Marik: Half you go into Seto- Go into the naughty closet with Serenity and Yami, and neither one of Joey-*turns you into a puppy neko* Sing your theme song in the puppy voice, or Pegasus-Burn everything related to Funny Bunny and watch it. Tea-Burn every extra copies that you have of your friendship speeches, and no
really trying to save: Serenity or your lover Duke?
hates you?
ten seconds in the Mary-sue closet.
the fangirl closet, while the rest of you stay in the Mary-sue closet.
you three comes out until an hour passed.
the fangirl closet for you.
speaking for a whole week.
Joey: Nyeh. I would have to say Brooklyn Rage. Nyeh.
Wolf604: -Unfreezes Tristan's voice- Just because I know this is going to be good.
Tristan: Well you see I was trying to save-
-Nappa crashes through roof-
Nappa: NO SPOILERS! –Blasts Tristan-
Wolf604: My roof!
Nappa: . . . Bye! –Flies off-
Wolf604: Get back here damn you!
Mokuba: Well you see- -Blasted by energy beam from above-
Nappa: -Flying away- NO SPOILERS!
Wolf604: Goddamn it Nappa! Stop invading my show and killing my guests!
Atem: Who is that guy?
Yugi: I don't know. But he looks like a minor character that appears for no goddamn reason. Kinda like Tristan.
Wolf604: Foolish fool of foolishness! I am the cookie emperor! I have all the cookies in existence! –Brings back Seto-
-Florence, Pegasus, and Tea go into the Mary Sue closet while Malik, Marik, and Tristan go into the naughty closet-
-Seto, Atem, and Serenity go into the naughty closet for an hour-
Atem: M-My gods . . . she. . . she was worse then the fangirls. –Shudders-
Seto: I can't feel my entire lower body.
Joey: -In puppy form- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. –Barks Brooklyn Rage song-
Pegasus: -Burns his Funny Bunny stuff- This is so not fabulous! –Cries-
Wolf604: I summon Tea in attack mode! –Brings back Tea-
Tea: I wish I had stayed dead. –Burns her friendship speeches-
Wolf604: -Scratches behind ear with foot- Oh? We back? Ok, our next review is from sukairaa-chan: Dare time: Marik-kun, you strip. Now. Oh and also, I dare Ishizu
and Kaiba to make out.(Me is always a believer in that pairing!)
Marik: -Strips- One step ahead of ya!
Ishizu: I knew you would say that.
Seto: Whatever.
Ishizu: I also predict Seto Kaiba is a terrible kisser.
Seto: -Glares- Bi-bleep-ch.
Ishizu: I knew you would say that.
-Seto and Ishizu make out-
Wolf604: Our next review is from jkdivas123: Im such a yaoi fan! so deal with it! and luv ur work so funny! I dare Atem to show everyone his DARK SIDE! I dare yugi to steal somebodies catchphrase Is it true you hate mokuba Kaiba? I DARE Kaiba to make out with pegasus! I dare Atem and yugi to write each other romantic poems And for the rest of the chapter to be nice to Tea! like seriously every fanfiction i read has poor tea being a bully to yugi like seriously that is just horrible
Atem: What does that even mean?
Yugi: -Eating a muffin- You know, your evil side.
Atem: Oh. Ok. You like puppies right Yugi?
Yugi: Yeah.
Atem: I kick them.
Yugi: Pharaoh!
Atem: And that muffin you're eating. I dropped that on the floor in a truck stop bathroom.
Yugi: -Spits out muffin-
Wolf604: Wow, that is pretty evil.
Yugi: That is easy. Screw the rules, I have money.
Seto: You are so fu-bleep-ing dead.
Mokuba: Yeah!
Seto: No he just annoys me. And shut up Mokuba.
Pegasus: Are you ready Kaiba-boy?
Seto: Ugh. I hate this yoai crap.
Pegasus: Come on Kaiba- boy, nothing gay about to men kissing.
Seto: -Glares- I am going to let that slide. –Kisses Pegasus-
-Atem and Yugi write and send each other messages-
Wolf604: Fine, no one will make fun of Tea for the rest of the chapter. Even if she is the Sakura of Yugioh. Our next review is from The Devil's Sista: mwahahahahahaha! this is sooo funny! wolf604 you are a genius! i have a few dares. mwahahaha this will be fun!
Wolf604: Why thank you. 1. seto i dare you to wear a dog suit and be Joeys slave for a whole chapter. 2. Atem i dare you to be straight and have a massive makeout session with tea 3. oh and my goody two shoes twin dares yugi to marry her. Angella: MARRRYYY MEEE YUUUGGIIII! me: shut up! Angella: ok tyla. me: -_-' ill be back!
Seto: -Glares- Do you have a puppy?
Wolf604: Seto. . .
Seto: Grrrrrr. Fine! –Changes into a dog suit-
Joey: Nyeh. Revenge is a bi-bleep-ch and now you are mine Kaiba.
Atem: What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
Tea: FINALLY! –Tackles Atem-
Yugi: But, I am like 12!
Wolf604: -Changes into priest clothes- Shuddup! Now I pronounce you man and wife. Kiss each other and go make babies. Now then, on we must go to our next review. This comes from dr-fanmai-lover: can-i-re-reqaust-fan-sirvce-of-ooooh-palse bcsuse the-fansircve-you-gavein-up-on-the-fan-faircve
Mai: Alright here. –Takes off top- Happy?
Grandpa: Boobies! Gah! My heart.
Yugi: Grandpa!
Wolf604: Oh I am sure it is nothing. Our final review is from Aly-K-H: Kaiba. If ya choose truth; do u think u were based off of Kai Hiwatari from Beyblade? 'cause ur, like, a copy of him. Dare; kiss Joey. don't hurt me pls! im bored!
Seto: Considering that we are older and better than that crap. I would say he is a cheap knock off of me. Like Jaden or that guy that rides motorcycles are to Yugi.
Joey: Nyeh? Why me?
Seto: Personally, I don't know what get these fangirls juices running so much over yoai or yaoi or whatever you call it.
-Joey and Seto kiss and then throw up-
Wolf604: Well see you guys later. Next week we dissect rare bird. –Grins- So with that, class is dismissed. –Rides away on office chair-
-Bangs head on desk- God that took forever to do. But I guess it was worth it in the end. Oh, I am looking for a Beta and/or partner to help me on this fanfic. It just has been growing so much and I don't always have time to do it. So if your interested, talk to me and let's make a fanfic. But thanks for waiting peeps!
Once again, sorry if I missed you review. Don't hate me.
Review and Comment . . . or you will never get Crispin Freeman back. I will own Itachi and Alucard all for my own. Bwahahahahahahaha! –Cue fangirl wails-