*Elettra26's POV*
You won't believe how relieved I was to see target dummies instead of real people. Okay, maybe you will. I felt like jumping for joy.
Beside me were ten daggers. In front of me were ten dummies.
"Kill all. Leave no survivors."
"Alright, fine." I growled. "I won't."
I grabbed the first dagger, surprised to find it was exactly like the one in my sheath. It felt just right to hold it. Maybe this wouldn't be so hard.
I flung the dagger as hard as I could, like I would throw a pitch.
"One."
I hit the one labeled JB. Ugh, I can do better than that. That dummy fell to the spikes below. So I grabbed another dagger and tossed. This one hit noob and fell. To do this right, I'd have to ricochet one into the other to kill both with one knife. I could never actually achieve it in the game, but, hey, I'm the Elettra with most kills in Dungeon Siege, surely I can take out a few target dummies.
"C'mon, hit the bleeping Chuck Norris rank." I growled.
I threw the dagger and missed everything. I didn't hit a single thing. I hissed. Now, I'd have to hit more than one with one knife. I didn't have enough daggers for each hit.
"Get you head in the game. Pay attention."
Toss.
Good.
Four daggers used, three targets lost. Only six knives and seven targets remain.
"C'mon, Toby and Dabeat are counting on you!"
Fling. Five knives.
Awesome. Six targets.
Still not good enough.
"Think Elettra, think!"
Toss. Four knives.
Nothing. Six targets.
"Bleep!"
Toss. Three knives.
Epic. Five targets.
"Oh, bleep. This won't end well. C'mon, kill the bleep targets!"
Fling. Two knives.
Nothing. Five targets.
Toss. One knife.
Okay. Four targets.
"Alright, Elettra. Pull a Toby. One knife equals everybody dead. You can freaking do it."
Toss. Knives all gone.
Nothing. Four targets.
I lose. Bleep.
"GAME OVER!"
I'd like to say I didn't scream like a whiny baby. But I did, so I can't lie.