I sat all day reading that binder. Amy family is huge. I wanted to make sure not to screw anything up. I wanted to know everything about everyone. I mean I am sure all of them had a binder on me as well, her dad did and well that did not go well.
The only thing is my memory is terrible. Plus she has seven brothers all older. Four are married. She has three nieces and two nephews. All of them love binders and all of them are super organized and kind of OCD.
Along with reading this binder, I was also thinking about what will possibly happen when everyone is told that Amy and I are expecting as I was reading about each person.
Some of her brothers are big and buff. So I can only imagine that they would want to beat me to a pulp. I can see her smarter brothers ganging up on me with a bunch of smart people stuff until I go insane.
Before I knew it Amy was walking back through the door.
"So you put on pants but other than that you look the same as when I walked out the door this morning, but it looks like you have been doing your research."
"Yeah it has taken forever. Why do you have to have such big family? Especially a family full of either really buff guys or really smart guys."
"Jake I told you that you have nothing to worry about nothing is going to happen to you, well I hope."
"What do you mean you hope? You have been telling me that I will be fine. What is the one deciding factor between me living a normal live or being more bloodied and bruised than I already am or going to an asylum because the smartness drives me off the deep end."
"Well It depends on the alcohol situation. You know the different levels of Amy drunkness. I did not realize it until Gina pointed it out about myself, but my entire family is like that and we all have our different quirks when we drink. Also that last part of what you said where in the hell did that come from"
"Well I was thinking that your smart family members would bombard me with smart people stuff and make me go insane. Now going back to your first part, so we keep everyone at one drink or no drinks."
"Some can get up to three but some of my brothers can get crazy when they have anything to drink."
"Fuck"
"Anyway, Jake you need to go get ready. We need to get to get to the other side of Brooklyn in an hour."
"Look who's talking. You need to get ready to. You take longer than I do."
"Thats for me to figure out. Get dressed now, something nice like the last time you met my dad."
"Fine. I bet even with all of my injuries I can get dressed before you."
"Deal."
We both actually got dressed really fast and we both looked very snazzy.
"For cops we clean up well, Ms. Santiago."
"I totally agree, Mr. Peralta."
"Well shall we head out to this party where I hope to leave alive?"
"I think we shall."
Surprising it only took 20 minutes to get to the place where the party was. Amy drove but we were both nervous to go inside.
"I thought you said this would not be bad?"
"Now that we are here I really don't know I have never had to do anything like this before. Either my family is going to be super happy for me and hate you they are going to love both of us or both of us are going to be exiled from the family and never be invited to anything ever again."
"Amy its fine people are going to get frustrated because we are not married or engaged but in the end a baby is going to come and everyone will be happy. Everyone loves babies right? The only babies/kids that I have had to deal with are Terry's and then Nikolaj."
"Okay we are both freaking out. We just need to breathe and get out of the car and walk into the building.
We got out and walked to the door. The doors had windows and we stood there and watched everyone for a few minutes and opened the double doors not knowing what will happen by the end of the night.
