Me: Whew! Longest date so far! I re-watched my favorite movie before writing this (evil grin)
Date13: Tayuya and Itachi.
Tayuya couldn't tell if she was either the luckiest girl in the world or that she was going to die a horrible mind rape death (Just to clear some things up I consider Itachi's techniques mind rape cuz if you think about it, it makes perfect sense. It also helps to be a little crazy like me) She was at an Opera on a date with Uchiha Itachi. Pinch her she must be dreaming or about to have a nightmare.
The Opera was (friggen good choice on my part) Phantom of the Opera. The show had just started and Tayuya was getting sleepy. Itachi said nothing so far. He looked at her once, once. He must be anti-social. Sure she liked music but she would rather be playing it. Soon she was fast asleep.
In her dream.
"Tayuya!" Someone called her name. A slender girl with long blonde hair came bounding up next to her. "Your solo! It's almost time!"
"Wait what?" Tayuya looked around and saw that she was no longer sitting next to Itachi at the opera house. Instead she was in a rather nice dressing room wearing a puffy white dress with baby blue trimmings.
"Hurry! No time to waste!"
"Wait! I don't know any solo!" Tayuya pleaded. She didn't where she was or how the heck she got there.
"It's the stage fright speaking. Now come on!"
Tayuya was dragged through a chaotic passage with ladies and men all dressed in exotic clothes curried about. Soon she found herself pushed on to a stage before hundreds of people. She gulped anxiously. Music wafted from the orchestra pit. Her mouth opened but no word or sound came out. The crowd whispered amongst itself. From the side of the stage that strange girl that dragged her into all of this hissed at her to sing. Tayuya didn't think she just acted. She sang the first thing that came to her head that just happened to be what she needed to sing.
When her last note reverberated throughout the hall there was total silence. The roar from the crowd was definite.
Tayuya was back in the dressing room only this time everywhere she looked there was a vase of roses. She gasped when Orochimaru stepped into the room carrying flowers.
"Tayuya! It is I, Orochimaru! Your childhood sweet heart! Come I must by you dinner."
"NO WAY!" Tayuya shrieked and backed far away from the snake. "WHY ARE YOU HERE AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?"
"It's what everybody wears Tayuya; please don't tell me this all about your "angel" again is it? That's getting old."
"What angel? If there's an angel then where is he? I need to get out of here!"
"Listen, you change for dinner and I'll be right back." Orochimaru left the room almost as fast as he entered it.
"There's no way this can get any creepier." Tayuya changed her dress anyways cuz she felt like it and the first dress she was wearing made her itch. Well he spoke to soon. All the candles in her room went out and a fog some how appeared. "Ok now it can't get any creepier"
"I am your angel of music." A soft, heavenly voice sung. She gasped and turned to face her mirror where that sound had come from. Itachi stood in her mirror. She turned around but saw no one there when she turned back Itachi was still there in her mirror.
"Come to me angel of music" He sang again in his way too smexy voice." Tayuya couldn't help but listen to the beautiful voice. She vaguely heard Orochimaru yelling.
Itachi grabbed her hand and pulled her through the mirror. Her heart was racing. This had to be that hottest moment of her life.
Of course when ever anything good happens to you it has to end almost abruptly.
"Wake up." Itachi had shaken out of her slumber. The opera was over and people were filling out. Itachi looked into her eyes blankly. "You fell asleep."
"Well thank you for pointing out the obvious." Tayuya sneered at him. She was having a good dream, even if it was about him abducing her. She had to admit. Itachi sure was hot.
Itachi left her after that and Tayuya had to go back to Orochimaru. Although from that point on Tayuya started a rather nice collection of smexy Itachi pictures.