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Chapter 14: Max likes sugar

Disclaimer: do I have to even say it?

After school I went home to be welcomed by the fresh scent of…can you guess? Yup that's right, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!

I ran to the kitchen just as my mom was taking out a full tray.

I squealed with joy as I stuffed two in my mouth burning my tongue and cheeks in the process "ow, ow, hot, hot, HOOOOOOTTTT!" I yelped in pain, but it was worth the pain. Because cookies are da best!

"Maximum!" my mom scolded me "Manners." She said with a little chuckle.

I grabbed four more and ran upstairs to my room.

I got there just in time to see Nudge throw a pair of stiletto shoes at Angel…yeah…that's gonna hurt.

It hit her right in between the eyes. She narrowed her eyes so they were just tiny slits.

Nudge looked a little… not make that a lot scared. Angel tore of Nudge's favorite Justin Beiber poster off the wall and started ripping it to tiny pieces very slowly as she glared at Nudge.

Nudge started whimpering "No, no…NOOOOOO! I'm so sorry Justin! I LOVE YOU!"

After Angel was done shredding it she walked over to the window, threw the pieces out, then walked away with her head held high. Leaving Nudge there mumbling to herself about how it was just a poster and it didn't mean that they couldn't get married and have six kids and about how she had to finish her plan on how to get Selena out of the way.

Yep…that scared me a little. Walking away now…

I laughed to myself as I walked to my room. I sat down on my spiny desk chair and spun in endless circles as I ate my cookies I stood up and found out that after spinning in like a million circles your bound to be dizzy.

In fact, I was so dizzy that I fell over, yup… I just tipped over like a tree…and then hit my head on the frame of my desk.

I started screaming in pain "OH MY GOSH IT HURTS!" I screamed "THE PAIN! THE HORROR! This is it, I'm going to DIE! Good bye fair world!" I screamed as I made choking/gagging noises.

My mom along with JJ, Kate and Jeff came running up the stairs only to find me sprawled out on the floor with my tongue sticking out. Yup, I'm cool.

Mom rolled her eyes "I swear Maximum you will be the death of Me." she said as she walked out of the room.

JJ gave me a 'look' and said "do I even want to know?" I snickered as Jeff pulled me to my feet.

"Well I was eating me 6th chocolate chip cookie-"but she cut me off there "ok let me stop you there, who was the numbskull who gave you sugar?" I giggled and gave her a creepy look "my mommy. And sugar doesn't do weird of stuff to me!" I said crossing my arms over my chest.

She rolled her eyes "Max, need I remind you of…the party?"

Everyone gasped.

I glared at her.

"I thought we agreed never to talk about that again. Plus, that was one time,"

She raised her eyebrows at me "Max, you're burned down her freaking house!" she yelled.

"Ok yes it's true; you shouldn't give an eight year old sugar. But that was a long time ago! I'm a different person now!" I pleaded

She shot me a disapproving look "Max, you were 13…"

Ok so I bet all you viewers at home are wondering, what in the world? So I'll tell you what happened

Flashback

I was 13 and was going to Maya's birthday party. Yup you read that right, I was really good friends with Maya up until 8th grade. That's when she got popular. Anyway back to what I was saying.

So I was at this party and we were having an awesome time, she had a pool and everything! I was drinking me fourth can of Mtn. Dew, and I had already had two cupcakes, four lollipops, and 15 pieces of assorted candy. And they hadn't even brought out the cake yet.

I was already super hyper.

Then her mom brought out the two layer ice cream cake.

I knew I shouldn't but it was calling me..."Max, Max, MAAAAX" yes, my food does indeed talk to me.

I walked up and got two HUGE pieces I ate them so fast I got an ice cream headache.

Then I saw it: a shiny new lighter. Ok maybe I have a little teensy weensy obsession with fire… but who doesn't?

I started chasing people with the lighter. Laughing like a maniac the entire time. I accidentally tripped and lit her mom's favorite dress on fire… yep… I lit the dress she was wearing on fire…

She started running back and fourth screaming like a banshee that's when she tripped and landed on some vary flammable curtains.

They caught on fire and within moments the whole room was in flames. By the time the firefighters got there the whole bottom floor was…gone… and since there was no bottom floor, the top collapsed. (A/N I know how unrealistic this scenario is, but what ever)

The next day the paper headline read "Mason house burns down because of lighter wheedling 13 year old"

Yup, I know…how embarrassing… but don't worry. Apparently their insurance covers lighter wheedling 13 year olds.

I glared at JJ again "What ever! That was still four years ago! I'm a calmer, more controlled person now" I said with a smile and took a deep breath for dramatic affect.

Jeff scoffed "yeah, says the person who hurled a rock at her ex boyfriends windshield."

I glared at him too, gosh… I wonder if I glare for long enough, if my face would be stuck like that…?

Anyway…pushing that thought out of the way… I stuck my tongue out at them.

"Anyway" JJ said "what do you think about going to the beach?"

Ok so this was more of a filler... but what ever, Review and tell me what you think! Can I get 10 reviews? Thanks!