I own, like seriously nothing.

Yes, I am aware this chapter is practically pure crack-fic.

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"So... lemme get this straight. They dumped you on us while Big Sisters go and hint down Skoo Kingy-us?" Wally leaned on the counter, his nose mere centimeters from Dixie's.

"Yes! Now back off, KF! In just a couple days I'll be a guy again!" she grumbled.

"That's why I should take advantage of it now." the red-head wiggled his eyebrows.

"Go away." Dixie shoved him away by squarely planting her hand on Wally's face and shoving him back before continuing to eat her sandwich.

"Well..." Wally humphed, straightening. "Why'd they leave you? Despite the obvious fact that they're overprotective bats..."

Dixie went pale, straightening and clenching her hands tightly around her sandwich, smashing the bread into oblivion.

"Soooo?"

She ducked her head, muttering something under her breath.

Wally raised an eyebrow. "What was that?"

"Gffwwwirrrddddllllpppwwwbbbiiimssz."

"Huh?"

"GIRL STUFF! Now leave me in my misery!" Dixie screamed, jumping and running out screaming something about advil and "HOW DO GIRLS DO THIS?"

Wally shrugged, prodding his sandwich, and, upon deciding it was salvageable, picked it up and sat in front of the TV, munching rather unperturbed.

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Artemis rolled her eyes, patting Robin on the back as she cried and talked.

She heard M'ganns touch on her mind. "Boys. Give them half the problems of a girl and they end up a mushy mess. Although h- she is kind of adorable."

Zatanna snorted. "Tell me about it! Erm- the boys with girl problems."

"And then- and then Red Hood just glared at me! I don't know what I did wrong! I-I said I was sorry but she just rolled her eyes! The jerk!"

"Yeah, yeah. We know, sweety." Zatanna nodded, braiding a long strand of silky black hair.

"And when I started crying, Red Robin told me I was jacked up on hormones! He blamed it all on just chemicals and stuff! What about my feelings?! Are they not real?!"

"Oh my- she really is a girl." Zatanna gaped.

"OK!" Artemis stood up abruptly, sending poor Dixie to the floor. "You're right." her ponytail flung outward as she spun. "It's time."

"For what?" Dixie rubbed her eyes behind her sunglasses.

"For the secret conversations only girls know what happen in." Zatanna smirked.

Confidential Material Has Been Cut

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The night evolved into a slumber party, and Wally was rather depressed-looking as he ate popcorn and watched the girls through the security cameras. Usually he'd be trolling it with Rob.

Suddenly he didn't want Girlfriend Dixie, but Best Bud Dick.

His thoughts strayed when the girls shrieking rose to a higher level. He peered like a guardian angel (Or so he told himself) through the lens. Popcorn fell out of his mouth as he saw what happened next.

It was like in the movies.

A bunch of girls in pjs, little nightgowns, tanks, fleece pants, with teddy bears and feathers and a lot of pink...

His eyes grew wide as suddenly music played in his ears and sparkles danced across the screen. His mouth fell wider, popcorn completely forgotten and spilling out his mouth in dreamy awe.

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Jasey smirked as she totally jacked up poor Wally's dreamland, dimming the lights and playing music softly.

What? She'd hunted down the Skoúro Kynigoús, gotten what they needed, and come back to see the jerk spying on her little bro- sister. She could just leave it up to Timberly and Bruce to figure out the hard stuff.

She had had a nice night beating people up, and now was quite content with messing with the male brain. Thankfully, she'd only not have it for a little longer. With that, Jasey pumped up the music and programmed little hearts to appear on the screen the speedster was watching.

Super short.

Crappy writing.

Cheesy.

Check 'em all.

Now leave me in my misery about this fic.

Please.

~Universe