I'mmm bacckkk... I haven't updated in a while i've had serious writers block. So please keep R&R because I am in dire need of the motvation. Okay i know i keep repeating myself but now the mystery finally begins! Okay I have alot of treats in store for you guys! I have written alot of poetry for the story (101mizzpoet101 duhh) I have some poetry from Kane to Lita and a few freestyles from John to Torrie. There is going to be one mystery/ problem after another. I have decided to focus on more couples than just Stacy and Randy. Okay I'm happy christy and stacy were traded to smackdown! now i might finally get my wish hopefully we all will (stacyxrandy, christyxbatista) I'm also happy Torrie was traded to Raw but i hope she becomes nice again soo because i doubt John will go for a bitch. has anyone considered John and Ashley? JUST A THOUGHT DO NOT SHOOT ME! I feel bad for Jericho he's an asshole but that's still really sad even Johnfelt bad for Jericho. Frosty top was way outta line! Oh well Kurt angle is the next guy who will get his ass kicked. Okay now one last thing I've arranged and re-arranged this story so much that I have edited it to my wits end so hopefully there won't be any typos but if there are i apoligize in advance. Hopefully you will like it. Okay I really need to shutup.
P.S PLEASE READ AND REVIEW I WILL UPDATE FASTER THAT WAY! ENJOY!
(The next morning)
Stacy turned over to a blinding light 'Am I dead?' she thought aloud.
"No your not dead you just have the world's worst hangover." Torrie informed Stacy. Although she was still exhausted because her sleep cycle was interrupted by Stacy's emergency Torrie still woke up on time so by now she was up and fully dressed. It was just turning 11:00 am. She was sitting on her bed facing Stacy's watching her writhe in pain. 'Pleasure comes with pain', Torrie thought to herself with a frown as she watched her miserable friend whine and cry because her body was aching.
"Owwww my headddddd" groaned Stacy as she covered her head with the pillow. She felt awful she still had the soreness between her legs, but she couldn't figure out why.
"Don't worry it'll go away… eventually. Yeah, so why didn't you call me last night instead of five something this morning. I mean did you want to sleep in your car or were you just trying to get your money's worth outta that rental?" Torrie said with a chuckle.
"Hahahahaha very funny but NO… It's really strange Tor and it's actually pretty creepy all I remember is well… Well I already told you all I remember is really being upset about Randy and Candice and she asked him to be her valentineeeee" Stacy whined in a childish voice as she formed her lips into a pout. The face was cute but the whining was making Torrie's ears ring.
"STACY! Jesus pull it together get a grip. Now just tell me the last thing few things you remember after Candice and Randy leaving." Torrie said to Stacy sternly. She wasn't being impatient but she was really anxious to find out how Stacy ended up from BAR TO CAR.
"Well I remember Scott Steiner their annoying me half the night, he bought me some drinks but that was it, then he left. So I was there by myself well I mean if you don't count the bartender. Wait he'd know right?" Stacy asked more to herself as she switched from explaining her story to pondering the events that had taken place.
"Well he should I mean you should go ask him today!" Torrie said to Stacy realizing she had a good point.
"WAIT NO, you mean I have to go by myself!" Stacy shrieked, as she looked at Torrie in pure shock.
"Yeah I mean there's Raw so we can't go ask him tonight and this afternoon well I have plans." Torrie said with a giggle. She had every intention of telling Stacy about her and John's little get together last night but she loved seeing her best friend confused.
"What plans? Your photo shoot was yesterday morning! I mean the diva's don't have any commercials or promotional shoots today so what plans do you have?" Stacy questioned Torrie as she began to get more and more confused with every second. The puzzled look on her face tickled Torrie.
"I have a DATE!" Torrie shouted with glee as she leaped into the air.
"WITH WHO WITH WHO!" Stacy jumped up to excitedly.
"GUESS!" Torrie said as she began jumping on her bed she was so excited that the child in her came out to play.
"I DUNNO I DUNNO!" Stacy said as she searched her brain for possibilities.
"WITH MY FUTURE HUSBAND JOHNNNN CEEEEEENNNNNNAAAAAAA!" Torrie screamed, without a second to waste Stacy leaped onto the bed as her and Torrie began jumping and screaming together. Once their stamina and endurance was shot they got down.
" Oh that's right you met up with him last night I totally forgot!So dish out the scoop girl what happened!" Stacy shot out to Torrie faster than a bullet.
"Well actually we are already late. Just hurry and get dressed we are meeting up with the girls at breakfast so I'll just tell you when I tell them." Torrie explained to Stacy. Stacy nodded and began grabbing her things, she then ran into the bathroom to shower. Torrie sat on the bed as she wondered what was going to happen between her and John on their date today.
(Elsewhere John and Randy's hotel suite)
Randy opened his eyes he could see small rays of sunlight sneaking threw the curtains. He sat up and stretched he was well rested but disappointed at last night's events. 'Was Stacy so much to ask for? OF COURSE SHE IS YOU JACKASS THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T GET HER SHE IS OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!' Randy said to himself. He stood up and turned around he looked over at John's side of the room he was asleep spread out like a star fish in his bed. Randy felt a pang in his stomach. He was starving. He gathered his things and looked at the time, it was 11: 30 am. Randy headed to the bathroom and climbed into the shower. John still laid asleep dreaming and re-dreaming of what happened between he and Torrie the night before.
(Dave's Hotel room)
Dave woke up to his alarm clock blasting in his ear. With his eyes still closed he felt around on the nightstand next to him for the off button on the clock. Unable to find it he took his fist and slammed it down on the entire clock. Dave let out a sigh of relief as the annoying alarm stopped. He rolled over still smiling about the events that took place between he and Christy. "If I see her today I'm going to ask her out to lunch." Dave said aloud. He sat up and looked at the clock he had crushed it so he took the alternative and turned on the TV to check the time. It was 11:30am; Dave got up and picked out some clothes he grabbed his razor out of the side pocket of his duffel bag and headed into the bathroom.
(Kane's hotel room)
Kane shot up in his bed sweat dripping from his face. Every night he dealt with the same dream that had plagued him since he was a child. The odd part was that after all of these years the dream still left him sweating distraught and trying to shake the dream off.
"You alright man?" Undertaker asked Kane as he put a hand on his shoulder. His brother always worried about him.
Undertaker moved to the other side of the room and sat on his own bed.
Kane got out of the bed. "Yeah I'm good man but guess what?" Kane said he had wanted to tell Undertaker what happened to him last night but by the time he came back to the suite his older brother was knocked out.
"What?" Undertaker said in an unenthusiastic tone he missed his family when he was home sick (which he always was) he got moody. So all in all Taker was just an all around moody kind of guy.
"Lita and I kissed!" Kane said enthusiastically.
Taker furrowed his brow. "When was this?" Taker found it hard to believe that Amy Dumas took any interest in her brother. Not that he thought she was too good for him but Kane put on a very quiet reserved façade around the other WWE wrestlers.
"Last night we had dinner together. And I asked her out to lunch today and she said yes" Kane explained.
"Good job kid. Just don't scare her off" Taker said as he got up and headed toward the mini kitchen.
"You want to go with me to breakfast downstairs?" Kane asked his older brother.
"No I think i'm going to stay in today until raw, Yah know rest up a bit." Taker responded as he plopped down on the leather sofa in the suite.
"Okay then well I'm going to go down and see if lita's down there anyway" Kane said with a shrug.
"NO STALKING KANE, Jesus people think we are creepy as it is!" Taker said to his younger brother.
"I won't don't worry!" Kane said with an exaggerated sigh to emphasize the fact that he was annoyed with his brother. He grabbed a pair of gray track pants socks and a gray t-shirt with gray boxers to match out of his suitcase. He had OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder, if he didn't match he freaked). He walked into the bathroom to get ready.
(Randy and John's hotel suite)
Randy walked out of the bathroom and into the bedroom part of the hotel suite. John was already awake and just starring into space.
Randy clapped his hands and the lights went out. He clapped his hands again and smiled he was starting to like the lighting arrangements.
Between the clapping and flickering lights John was broken out of his trance. He looked at Randy with the widest grin possible.
"What's gotten into you man?" Randy said curiously seeing how happy his friend looked.
"LOVE, I ran into Tor at the pool last night and oh gosh man she is so much better than I thought. She's smart and sweet and cute and cuddly."
"If I didn't know what you were talking about I'd assume it was a teddy bear" Randy said laughing
"So what happened how did it happen exactly?" Randy questioned john as he sat on the bed.
"Well I was chillen in the pool and the gods spoke to me. They spoke to me when Torrie Wilson walked into the swimming room in the smallest binkini ever know to man, oh man she was gorgeous. Well yeah we got to talk and we agreed to be each other's valentines then we started hooking up and things got really heated but then this guy walked in with his kid so we stopped. But man I was so pissed." John's expression turned from happy to fuming.
"Why man? Did the guy spoil your fun?" Randy asked half saracastically and the other part of him being curious as he began noticing John's sudden mood swing.
"Nahh man it's not like that with Torrie its more than that. Yeah well this guy was starring at Tor's chest and I ended up pushing him because he was being such an asshole and the guys kid was just as bad he said 'WOW DAD DID YOU SEE THOSE KNOCKERS!" John imitated the little boys voice. Randy snickered at the thought of a little boy saying that. He was trying to muffle the fact that he was laughing but he couldn't hold it in he ended up snorting. Hearing this john whipped the pillow at him.
"It's not funny man Torrie felt bad afterwards" John looked down a little sad at the thought.
"Wow man you really are in deep this time." Randy answered his friend really was in love it wasn't just some lame old crush.
"So what else happened after that?" Randy asked urging John to continue on with his story.
"Well after I cheered her up we talked a little bit more and well I ended up asking her out to lunch today, and she said yea! But that's not the best part man. The best part is that she said she's had a crush on me for a while she said a HUGE CRUSH. AND she said she watches me I watch her too man! We watch eachother!" John shouted as he jumped in the air landed on one knee and moved his arm in the 'YES!' sign. "But I choked man I couldn't get the words out I didn't tell her I liked her back. But the strange part is that it was okay with her. So today for lunch I'm going to tell her, I'm going to take her somewhere special and tell her."
"Lucky you man lucky you. That's freakin crazy. You've liked her and she's liked you! And don't worry about choking man you can fix that today! To bad things don't work out for me as good as the way they do for you." Randy answered glumly as he sighed and rested his elbow on his knew and rested his chin in the palm of his hand.
"You get Torrie Wilson as your valentine and I get stuck with Candice Michelle." Randy said making John look up puzzled.
"Wait how did you get Candice? And how is getting Candice a bad thing?" John questioned his buddy.
"Well I went to the lone star and was sitting by myself when Candice comes along she asked me to be her valentine I declined her offer, then she tried to I guess to 'seduce me' and she got me to leave with her but I changed my mind when we got to the parking lot and I just drove back here I had an early night man." Explained Randy.
"Why man you coulda had Candice!" John said usually Randy was up for any pretty girl he couldn't fathom why he wouldn't be up for anything else.
"That's just the thing man EVERYONE has had Candice, and I want STACY not CANDICE." Randy said as he huffed and crossed his arm across his chest like a child throwing a tantrum.
"Well go get her man, look Torrie and Stacy are always together so when I go to lunch with Torrie why don't you take the time to see Stacy and talk to her for longer than an elevator ride," John said to Randy.
"I guess I could try it, actually yeah your right man your right." Randy said straightening his back as he got some confidence from the mini pep talk John gave him.
"Yeah why don't you go talk to her this morning?" John suggested
"Only if she's alone her friends make me nervous" Randy answered.
"Well when the time comes don't waste it. Go after your goal." John said he got up and reached into his suitcase he pulled out a pair of Roca Wear Denim shorts and a Chain gang T-Shirt. He grabbed a pair of socks with his razor.
"I'm going to shower then we can head down stairs man." John informed Randy.
"Okay cool" Randy replied as he thought of what he could or would TRY or ATTEMPT to say to Stacy this morning.