VGA: So yeah. Sorry for the long update! You see, my computer started acting funny, thus erasing all the chapters I had for this story as well as others.

AD: That's no excuse!

VGA: WHO ASKED YOU!?!?!?

AD: Here's Chapter Fourteen

Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Symphonia. If I did, a meteor would of killed everyone at the end of the game.

Chapter Fourteen

Their enemy woke up to find himself surrounded by his enemies.

"Where am I?" he asked, standing up.

"Inside something called an EC," Lloyd answered. "And I just wanna say this; we got you outnumbered and we took your weapon too-"

"Yeah, so try anything fishy and we'll kick your ass!" Margarita snapped.

"I'm guessing you're gonna interrogate me now, right?" the elf stated cooly.

"Damn right. Who sent you!?" Margarita slapped him.

"Margarita!" Lloyd exclaimed, shocked.

"What the hell!?" the elf yelled, his stinging cheek turning a slight red.

"Hey, I'm just trying to get some answers," the red head replied nonchalantly. "Where was I? Oh yeah, who sent you!?"

"Drop dead, you whore!!"

"What the hell did you say!?"

"You heard me!"

"Lloyd, give me one of your swords."

"Let me handle this," Raine sighed. "Interrogations are not your forte." Margarita huffed and turned away. Raine then faced the elf and said,"Listen, from here on, you are our prisoner. We will now ask you some questions, and it would make it a lot easier on yourself if you answered them truthfully."

The elf said nothing but instead folded his arms and narrowed those cold blue eyes of his.

"For my first question-"

"Are you a child molestor?" Margarita interrupted.

Silence.

"...No," the elf said after a long pause.

"Oh. Well, are you gay?"

"... What is 'gay'?"

"Oh my goddess, are you serious!? What planet did you come from!?"

"..."

"Man, I can't believe-" Margarita was cut off by one of Raine's fearsome smacks over the head.

"Enough of these foolish questions," the half elven women said. "We need to ask him questions that are relevent to our situation."

Margarita glared at her and then turned away defiantly, her pride severly beaten. Lloyd couldn't help but smirk slightly. Unfortunately for him, Margarita saw this and stomped on his foot, hard. She then gave a satisfied grin when he yelped out in pain.

"Now then, tell us why you are after Lloyd."

"I refuse to answer," the elf said curtly.

"We're not giving you an option."

"I'm sorry. I didn't realize I needed permission to have a mind of my own," he replied rudely with sarcasm, which clearly pissed off Raine.

"Answer the question or else-"

"Or else what?"

"..."

"Tch, it doesn't even matter. Do whatever you want with me. My life is meaningless anyway."

Upon hearing this, Lloyd immediately snapped and said, "What are you talking about!? Of course your life has meaning! From the day you were born, you were given the right to live! Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise! Do you hear me!?"

Silence.

"I said, 'Do you hear me'!? Answer me damn it!!" Lloyd then grabbed the poor elf by the neck and began to mercilessly shake him till he said, "I heard you! I heard you!!"

"Good," Lloyd released him and took a deep breath. Then, with a large smile, said happily, "Now, what were we talking about?"

The elf stood there looking scared, if not, disturbed.

"... Something wrong?"

"..." the elf said nothing and just stood there with a bewildered look plastered on his face.

"Way to go Lloyd," began Zelos. "Now you've traumatized him with your corny speech!"

"It's not corny!" Lloyd shot back defensively. (Yeah it was)

"... No one's ever said anything like that to me," the elf said quietly, which attracted everyone's attention.

"Look," Lloyd began. "You seem like a nice guy."

"I'm trying to capture you," the elf reminded him.

"Yeah well, I've met people like you who are morally screwed."

"Excuse me?"

"I get the feeling you're not gonna tell us anyhing right now, but could you at least tell us your name? You're gonna be hanging with us for a while, and I don't want to call you 'Weird Elf Dude' the whole time."

"Or 'Kidnapper'," Zelos added.

"Or 'Child Molestor'," said Margarita, nodding.

"He's not a child molestor!!" Lloyd snapped.

Margarita snickered.

"..." the elf turned his eyes to the ground.

"I guess you don't want to tell us," Lloyd sighed and began to turn away when the elf suddenly said, "Sen Sinfolti."

"Pardon?"

"... That's my name."

"Sen Sin... fol... ti...?"

Sen nodded.

"Whoa... That's one kickass name!"

"..." Sen turned his eyes away again.

"It's nice to meet you Sen!" Colette greeted him.

"... Can I have my staff back?"

"No way!" Genis yelled. "Don't think that we trust you!"

"Yeah, and by the way," Sheena said. "That magic you did back with that monster was the same you did to my villager! I want to know how you fix it, now!"

"... The spell wears off with time," Sen said. "It just depends on the victim. He should be fine now."

"O-oh. Well, you better be telling the truth!"

"Are you sure you don't know what gay means?" Margarita raised an eyebrow to the elf.

"... Yes."

"Oh."

"Are you a half elf of some kind?" Raine said suddenly. "I've never seen a person of your race."

"..." Sen turned away... again.

"Hey, you don't have to ashamed," Lloyd said. "Don't think we'll discriminate against you or anything, cause we won't!"

"... You won't?"

"Of course not! I hate discrimination!"

"... I am neither human nor elf, let's leave it at that."

"So you're a dwarf?" Margarita asked. Everyone gave her an odd look. "What? I've never seen a dwarf before!"

"What planet do you come from?" Lloyd laughed. Margarita stomped on his foot again.

Moments later, the group began to bombard Sen with questions like:

"If you're not an elf, why're your ears so pointy?"

"Are you sure you don't know what gay means?"

"That's a cool earring, can I try it on!?"

"Why's your vest so shiny? Is it silk?"

"Would it be allright if I had a sample of your blood? Just for a test!"

"Where do dwarves live?"

"Where do babies come from?"

SMACK

"Do you think you could show me what kind of magic that was that you used?"

"Hey, why did that monster attack you?" Sheena suddenly asked.

"... I was looking at a stone, when it attacked me from behind," Sen answered.

"A stone? What stone?"

Sen dug into one of his vest's pockets and pulled out the familiar black exsphere we all know and love (Well, maybe not love).

"That's-!"

"EVIL SPIRITS!!!" Margarita screamed, earning WTF looks from everyone.

"...You didn't hear that," she then blushed.

Cue Noishe's vicious snarling. Everyone backed away fearfully, except Sen, who stared hard at the creature without any emotion.

"Put it away!" Lloyd said fearfully. Sen gave Lloyd a very strange look before turning back to Noishe saying, "Halt" in a monotone voice. Noishe suddenly ceased his growling and stared at Sen balefully, who then nonchalantly tossed the exsphere to Lloyd.

"W-what did you do?" Lloyd whispered.

"You should learn to better control your pro- I mean 'dog'," Sen said. "You should keep that stone somewhere safe. It looks... valuable."

Lloyd simply nodded and slipped the exsphere into his pocket. Then, Noishe started whining and hid behind Lloyd's leg, looking at Sen fearfully. The blue head gave the dog a hard look and turned away.

...What the hell did he do? Lloyd thought.

Sen has joined the party! (Against his own will)

VGA: So yeah, you now know the name of the strange elf dude. I can't really remember, but I once read a Norse myth about a hero named Sinfolti who gave their life for their family. I can't remember if it was a guy or a girl. Sinfolti kinda sounded gay though, so I made it Sen's last name. And I got the name Sen from a character in Sprited Away.

AD:...Plagirist...

VGA: (Shoots down Announcer Dude)