Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, 8 Simple Rules or the characters. If I did, the characters would be happy all the time and I'm pretty sure that the show would tank.


Jesse / Quinn Drabbles

Angst:

Being with him is like shining a spotlight on every one of her imperfections.

AU:

"Charmed," he drawled, sticking out his well-manicured hand. "I've seen your previous films, Quinn. You're talented."

Crack!Fic:

She needed to smell it. To feel it.

His hair had magical powers.

Crossover:

"Russell."

"That's Mr. Fabray, bucko."

"Ahem. Right. So... where's Quinn?"

"Lemme give it to you straight, Fonz, there are eight simple rules to dating my teenage daughter. Sit. I'm going to read them all to you."

Death:

In death she was ethereal. And he was left heartbroken.

First Time:

He cradles her face in his hand, kissing her gently.

Fluff:

He criticizes her song choice, her range and style. But―he adds― "You sounded angelic."

She smiles despite herself.

Humor:

"I don't need to impress you. We both know we're better than the rest of the glee club. I'm only being honest."

Hurt/Comfort:

Lying there, Jesse's arms holding her tight, Quinn feels safe.

Show-related:

"I don't trust you, St. James."

"Well, I don't like you."

Smut:

His hungry mouth travels down the slope of her neck, sucking.

URT:

He was bigger, sure.

Tone deaf, definitely.

How that Neanderthal managed to rope Quinn Fabray as his prom date was a mystery.

But Jesse had better things to do than ponder the unsolvable.


AN: While Quinn/Puck are my OTP (or one of haha!), there's something about Quinn and Jesse's assuredness and snark and PRETTINESS that makes me think what if. Anyway, thanks for reading!