See? What did I tell ya? I gave myself a goal and something came up. The light in our computer room decided to burn out that morning, so I was typing by the light of outside. Then I had to eat dinner, and when I came back, there was no more light! Gasp! And I haven't updated until now because we just had a million performances of the play I'm in! Thankfully, it's over now. And I've got Spring Break in a day or so! ANYWAY...on with the chapter! I warn you all, Edward is quite OOC near the end of this...you have been warned...
Chapter 14
French
Bella, Edward,Alice, Nessie
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So, what does the ring look like?
I dunno.
I ate my foot.
It's a diamond shaped diamond, with a little circle of alternating diamonds and pale yellow topazes around it, on a white-gold band.
Ooooh, pretty. I really hope Alice gets better soon.
Alice, that is not a good idea.
My hand tastes like cotton candy.
Ugh, come on, Auntie Alice! Please stop being crazy...I'd like to get married sometime this century, you know!!!
Hehe.
Lolz.
Stop yelling at me! I can't help being purple!
Sorry. I'm just anxious. It feels like something big is going to happen soon, and I want to make sure that everything will be okay before that happens. Of course, I could just be imagining things.
Well, duh, you're getting married.
It's just jitters.
I need you etre!
No, I mean something bad. -sigh- Yeah, it's probably just jitters. But still...
Worrying is just as helpful in a situation as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
Interesting analogy, Bella.
Where did my cargo net go?
Fine. I'll try to forget about it.
-smiles-
...
NOM NOM NOM
Sigh...so, now what? Auntie Alice is crazy, so can't really come up with a topic, I'm out of ideas...anyone else?
Ummmmm...what's your favourite colour?
Depression.
Jasper!
Orange.
Murple.
???
Tuna tastes like Edward. -licks Edward's arm-
...no comment
Mango/purple. Murple.
Urgh.
The Olympics are coming!
Sigh. And to think, our notes used to be fun...now they're just tedious and kind of boring.
We need some action...Nessie should start doing drugs or something...no, not really.
Not because there's no action.......-pretends to faint-
NO! Edward! Wake up!
Well, Auntie Alice is somewhat back...enough to be a bit aware of the things going on. And no, I will not do drugs.
Someone do something!
Um, hello? Pretends to faint. -eye roll-
NOOOO! ALLER!
That was my point. Auntie Alice is a bit aware of what's going on. As in, she saw Dad faint, but didn't realize it wasn't real.
-bunch of random lines and a signature-
???
DOOOOOOM!
Question mark? What's with all the lines?
I'm boooored
OMG!!! A PUPPY!!! -jumps out window-
Come back, coconuts!
Okay, then...I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy...(A/N: Eminem song reference, in case you didn't know)
Must...finish...script!
-gone-
I be loving you, coconuts! I be loving you!
Sigh. So, I guess we're pretty much done here, then.
Yeah.
NOOO! THE PUPPY GOT RUN OVER! -sob-
I miss the coconuts...
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See? OOC. I told you. Okay, posting this now...and then, on with the next chapter! There's too many chapters of this that haven't been typed yet, so I'm going to devote tonight and tomorrow night (or as much of each as I can) to typing up as many chapters as humanly possible. Enjoy the update spree!