Pokemon Master, Sasuke
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Chris: Yes, I kept my promise. Here it is… CHAPTER 14! Ahem, although I seriously considered not posting because Dual Rasengen said I sucked. But then I remembered my promise and the fact that I really don't care anyways. However I am annoyed that someone told me what I already know. But I digress… Because of Sasuke's 'constipation' problems, the full version is going to be in my lj and the castrated version is here. Direct link can be found in my user profile. If the link isn't showing, click on the lj link for yaoi is my god to find it. Okay, on with the freak show!
Huge thanks to Wowie for beta reading. :glomps: You're the best! You have my love and adoration for doing it. Someday I will make it up to you, I promise. ;-;
Note: This is AU. Don't bitch at me saying this and that didn't happen in the manga/anime or never would. You're in my fic now and I am the all mighty and powerful fic authoress! Bow before my evil, sick, perverted and raunchy idea of humor. :insert insane, psychotic laugh, here: You should also know, everything after chapter 244 in the manga does not exist for this story.
Pairings: SasuNaru, KakaIru (but a LONG way till we get there) and whatever other pairing suddenly strikes the fancy of my sick mind. Like ItaNaru, NejiNaru and GaarNaru. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Pokemon. Suing me would be a pointless waste of time since I'm currently unemployed again and have nothing anyone would really want. If I owned Naruto... well let's just say Naru-chan would be a very busy little boy who really gets around with the male population. But alas, I don't so it'll never be... unless of course Kishimoto-san becomes a rabid yaoi fanboy. Keep the dream alive kids, one day he will see the light!
Warning!
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This fic has:
- yaoi goodness – It's cute. In other words, they aren't 'actually humping yet; but Sasuke has a really good imagination! XD
- some sappy stuff. I can't believe I wrote it now.
- stupid humor and OOC behavior... of course you SHOULD know this by now. Yeah, I'm talking to you!
Chris: If you don't know what yaoi is, then you probably haven't been paying attention all through this fic; yet another thing you SHOULD know by now. Don't come crying to me if I pollute your virgin mind for your lack of self control. If you flame me for it, you will be mocked incessantly by me in my webpage unless your flame is lame. And don't come telling me that so and so would never do that or so and so isn't gay, blah, blah, blah. It's AU, my fic and if I want to make them hump trees, I can... although I'd prefer that they screw each other senseless instead. So, nyah! XP
I wander out of town and Giovanni and his family, are following behind me. I wonder if they expect me to lead them to Naruto or if they're going straight to Konoha… Can't risk it. Heh, heh. This might be fun…
Instead of going to the village Naruto mentioned yesterday, I decide to backtrack and head to the town we were last at. Either way, they're going to have to go this way anyways. After a few hours, I make a shadow clone to take my place and make him run towards the town as I jump up into the trees. Gullible… were they not paying attention when I said Naruto was a ninja and I was his teacher. Stupid idiots. I decide that it will jump into the tree's and disappear after a few hours. Heh, won't they be surprised?
They begin to run after my clone and I watch them until they're way out of sight. After I'm sure they're a far distance away, I start to jump through the tree branches just in case there are stragglers following behind. It's only after I'm well past the village that get back down onto the main road. I decide there's really no need to hurry.
Naruto said the town was three days away, they should be fine during that time… Hell, the way Giovanni and the inn keeper made it sound, I'm sure they'll be there by tomorrow afternoon. That'll give them two days without me… which I'm sure will be a huge relief to them. This is the perfect opportunity for them to get in some 'quality time'… I really hope they take pictures… lots and lots of pictures! Ah, they're growing up so fast… I think I'll introduce them to the joys of Itcha Itcha Paradise… the yaoi edition. Heh, this is going to be so much fun!
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Chapter 14: Kiss Me Againx-x-x-x-
xoxo – Sasuke's POV – xoxo
It's the afternoon when the town comes into sight, just like Naruto said we would. He's been pretty quiet since yesterday morning. Neither of us has brought up the kiss either. I find myself glancing at him often, wanting to feel his lips against mine again. I wonder if I'll ever get the chance again? He said he didn't mind but… that was to throw Sophia off. How would he feel if he knew I wanted to kiss him all the time?
'Hey, he did give you that kiss on the cheek, AFTER Sophia had gone…"
Doesn't mean anything…
'He smiled at you too.'
Still means nothing…
'He practically shoved his tongue down your throat. He didn't have to do that to convince Sophia.'
Shut up.
'Heh, heh. You KNOW I'm right.'
"Naruto?"
"Yeah?"
"About… the kiss… are you sure it didn't bother you?"
Naruto turns an interesting shade of red… is he mad?
"N-no… I didn't mind."
"You sure? I wouldn't blame you if you are…"
"No, really; I didn't mind… it was actually… kinda… nice."
"Really?"
"You're a really good kisser… I bet you had lots of practice with the girls back in your hometown!" Naruto laughs and scratches the back of his head… how odd.
"Uh… actually, no."
"Really?"
"I never kissed anyone before."
'You sure about that? I seem to recall differently…'What?
'All in good time…'"You're kidding right? A pretty boy like you?" Naruto smiles teasingly.
The blush invades my cheeks despite my attempts to keep it down.
"I'm not kidding. I've never kissed anyone before… especially like that."
"Eh, sorry about that… got kinda carried away. I guess it's because you reminded me of someone I knew a long time ago…"
Someone else? Ah, there's that jealously pooling in my gut again. Damn it. I want him to kiss me, not the person I remind him of. Next time, he won't even think about that 'someone else'.
'Next time? Heh, heh. That's my boy!'"So, who was it?"
"Who was it what?"
"Who did I remind you of?" A frown crosses my brow.
"Sasuke… are you jealous!" Naruto grins widely, "You are, aren't you!"
"No." I shout, "Why would I be?" I turn away. Why the hell did I do that? Why the hell did I ask him?
"No, I think you are!" Naruto steps in front of me grinning and points a finger in my face. "C'mon admit it!"
"No." I glare at his finger.
"Heh. Sasuke, sometimes you're so cute …" Naruto says as turns around and walks towards the town.
"So are you going to answer my question?" I ask after a few minutes.
"What question?" Naruto smiles to tease me.
"Who do I remind you of?" I growl in frustration.
"Does it matter?"
"…maybe."
"Why?"
"I don't know… it's just…"
"It's because you're possessive and don't like to share."
I say nothing and glare at the road ahead of me.
"Don't worry about it. It's was a long time ago…"
"How long."
"Sasuke, why are you doing this?" Naruto sighs.
"Well?"
"About eight months ago."
"That's not a long time…"
"It only happened once… it shouldn't have happened in the first place."
"What happened?"
"I'm not telling you that! If you're jealous over a kiss, I hate to think how you'd react over that…"
"You didn't…?" No, please don't let it be…
"No, I didn't do that… well, I almost did… You're not mad are you?"
"No reason I should be." I lie.
"No reason you should be jealous either, but you are."
"I'm not jealous…"
"Oh c'mon!" Naruto laughs.
"I'm not!"
"If it makes you feel any better, I like you a lot more than I ever liked him."
"Him? So… you like guys?"
"Does that bother you?", Naruto asks.
"No… Is that why you didn't want to marry Sophia; because you like guys?"
"Part of it. She's nice but, even if she was a guy or I liked girls; I still wouldn't have seen her as anything more than a friend."
"That's all?"
"Maybe… maybe not." Naruto teases. "Don't worry your pretty pervert head over it."
"I am not a pervert."
"You sure about that?"
"Yes."
"So then you admit I'm a human then?"
"What?"
Where the hell is he going with this?
"Do you admit I'm a human and not a pokemon?"
Ah, I see his little game… not going to fall for it.
"No."
"So then, you're a pervert. Not only did you kiss a boy; you kissed a boy pokemon!"
"You kissed me too. Hell, you practically shoved your tongue down my throat! I guess that makes you a pervert too. And didn't you say that there was nothing wrong with kissing a boy?"
"You kissed me first. And as I recall, you weren't complaining at the time. And, I said there was nothing wrong with liking a boy. However, I would agree, there's nothing wrong with kissing a boy either. And since I know were both human and I'm not a pokemon like you keep insisting… I guess that makes you the only pervert here!" Naruto actually smirked, "Unless you want to admit I'm not a pokemon."
"I admit nothing." I will not lose.
"Spoken like a true, closet pervert."
"I am not a pervert."
"Then, I MUST be human…"
"Fine! I'm a pervert then. Happy?" I shout.
"No, not really…"
"Look, I'm not saying you're a human."
"Not even to humor me?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because… you're not."
Don't tell him. Don't tell him it's because you don't want him to leave.
"But I am."
"Why do you want to be human? It's painful, you know…"
"Because I am."
"We're never going to agree… are we?"
"Yes we will, as soon as you admit I'm human."
"Naruto! Give it up."
"Never!"
Argh! He's so infuriating!
"C'mon Sasuke, don't be mad… alright, I'll stop arguing… for now!"
"Thank you."
"So, what do you want for dinner?"
"Why? We'll just end up eating ramen anyways."
"Ramen it is then!"
"Are you trying to make me crazy?"
"No. You're already crazy, but… I promised to stop arguing for today, so I won't say why. Just that you're crazy." Naruto grinned lazily.
"You're too kind."
"Hey, you're the one who started it."
"I did?" I ask, incredulous.
"You're the one who brought up the kiss…"
"Well… I was a little worried. Aside from you telling me about why that twit insisted on marrying you, you really hadn't said anything much since we… you know."
"Kissed?"
"Yeah… it seems strange you're so quiet. I thought maybe something was wrong and well it was the only thing I could think of…"
"Ah. I see. You shouldn't worry. I'm just thinking, wondering… hell, the kiss probably bothered you more than it did me. Honestly, I'm stunned you did it."
"Why?"
"Well, you don't seem the kind to go around kissing boys without warning. Not that I minded." Naruto gives me a smile that makes my knees melt.
"That's a… relief."
"You're worried I'll leave, aren't you?"
"No… maybe. Would you want to be left with that pervert?"
"Uh, no."
"See? Besides… I like talking with you."
"Really?"
"Well, yeah… why wouldn't I?"
"Why should you?"
"Because you don't try and make me date you… you treat me like a normal person… I like that."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"I like talking with you too. Tell you what, why don't we have onigiri tonight?"
"I'd like that."
What I'd like even better is another kiss.
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A couple of hours later we finally make it into town. When we make it to the inn, I decide the patron god off inns has it out for me.
"Sorry boys, I only have one room left and it only has one bed. But it's big so you two should fit with no problem."
"Sigh. Got no choice then. We'll take the room."
As we trudge up the stairs to our room I wonder again as I did only 2 days ago, can I control myself? It's a very nice room and the bed is huge… no way I could accidentally roll over next to him or get close. Damn. The room even has it's own bathroom with a shower. Guess we won't be going to the bathhouse. Pity.
"Hey, you want the left side?"
"Huh?"
"The left side of the bed. Do you want to sleep on it? It's the side you chose last time."
"Oh, yeah. That's fine. Naruto… how much is this room?"
"Don't worry, I got it covered."
After we put our stuff away, we take turns taking a quick shower to wash the grime off of us. Once we're both a hell of a lot cleaner and fresher smelling we go in search of an onigiri stand.
"You spent a week in this town right? Shouldn't you know where stuff is?"
"Only four days, actually. I had Giovanni hot on my ass then too. And I only eat ramen, remember?"
"Look," I point off to the distance. "There's one."
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After eating, wandering around town and doing some minor supply shopping, we head back to the room. My mind or rather my hormones run amok… again.
'Hmm… how are we going to grope him in his sleep?'No. I can't do that.
'Aw, c'mon! You know you want to.'
Well of course I do. But that doesn't mean I should do it!
'Kakashi would want you to…'Kakashi is a dirty old man who is capable of all sorts of lechery.
'Oh, look! Naruto's stripping!'No, must not stare… well that's what I tell myself but I do it anyway. God, he's beautiful. His back is so lean and muscular… I want to touch him. I want to go up to him, wrap my arms around his waist again and kiss his neck. Crap. There's that annoying, pooling warmth…
"Hey, I'm gonna be in the bathroom for a while… I'm feeling… constipated again. So don't worry, okay?"
"Okay." Naruto barely holds back a snicker.
(Edited out because ffnet is no fun and won't allow anything smutty. And even though I think it's not too bad, I'm not taking any chances with this being pulled down.)
He turns off the water before taking my hand to lead me out. As soon as I step out of the shower, I unfortunately come back to my senses. I look back into the shower and see my seed splattered all over the wall. Gee, I got some good distance with that one. Stepping back into the shower, I turn back on the water and rinse away the evidence. I pick up my clothes off the floor, turn off the water and 'accidentally' drop them onto the wet shower floor. I pick them up and hang them to dry over the shower rod. I walk over to the shelves to grab a towel and wrap it around my waist.
When I step out of the bathroom and see that Naruto is not only asleep but sprawled out across the bed. God damn it! He's actually taking up most of the bed. Is he trying to make me nuts? It's going to be hard enough sharing a bed with him as it is, and now he's taking up most of what should be my space! Crap. I hope I don't molest him in his sleep. Hopefully I got it all out of my system. I walk over to the drawer and pull out my pajamas. As I change, I get the feeling that someone is watching me. I turn around to look at Naruto, but he's still asleep. Chalking it up to my imagination, I continue changing.
I climb into bed and successfully push him aside. As soon as I'm settled and about to drift off, Naruto's arm flings itself across my chest. Holy crap! No! I gently lift his arm and move it back to his side. No sooner than I do that, than he turns and snuggles into my side. I mentally whimper and wonder, why me? When I try to push him aside, he just snuggles in closer, this time throwing his leg over mine. I sigh at the futility of it all and try to make myself as comfortable as I can. Just when I think I can't take anymore, he proves me wrong by snuggling his face into my neck and murmurs.
"Smells nice."
Sighing again, I stare at the ceiling as I wrap my right arm around him. I'll just explain what happened and that it was the only way I could keep my arm from going to sleep. He doesn't have to know how much I enjoy it… god is he going to do this tomorrow night? Stretching my neck to look down at him, I smile down at his sweet, gentle and content face. Before I even know what I'm doing, I lean down and kiss his lips softly. He doesn't have to know. He'll never know just how much he means to me. It's better this way…
Yay! Well sorta… I mean, this is the castrated version so we should be grateful that's over now, ne? I hope ya'll read the uncensored version and like it. Now give me yummy reviews that will make so happy I want to cry. :genki smile:
Naruto: Hell must have frozen over. You're asking again? That's two times in a row! O.o Sasuke, I'm scared!
Sasuke: Don't worry, Sasu-daddy is here. :huggles:
Chris: O.o Ah, yeah… Anyway, it's plushie time.
Naruto: Who is it this time?
Chris: This time it's Malibu Lee!
Lee: Me? You're choosing me? I'm so happy! :jumping up and down: So, what do I wear?
Chris: Green shorts with chibi Sakura's on them…
Lee: YOSH! I'm so happy… :cries 'manly' tears:
Chris: :mutters: There's just no accounting for taste. -.-
Lee: Do I do anything special?
Chris: Uh… sure. :thinks: Okay! Squeeze his tummy and he strikes his 'Nice Guy Pose'
Lee: COOL! :Nice Guy Pose:
Chris: Yeah… :begins to pass out the plushies:
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Chapter 15 Excerpt:
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"How long do you think until Kakashi gets here?"
"What, you want Kakashi to come?" Naruto grins at me.
"No… not really. Just wondering is all."
"Uh huh. If not by tonight, then by tomorrow afternoon… provided he's figured out where we're heading. And how fast he's willing to move his ass."
"Knowing him, probably pretty fast so he can 'watch us do it'. You think he ran into Giovanni?"
"Probably. I'm sure he confronted him at some point and probably told him what we… uh… did." Naruto blushes prettily. God why the hell is he so damn cute! Sigh."God you're so damn cute." I mumble before realizing I said it out loud.
"What?" Naruto asks blushing harder.
"Um… nothing." I try to pathetically cover up. "Hey what's that?"
Divert attention. Divert attention! Totally ignore what I just said. Please, for the love of god!
"What's what?" He asks still blushing.
"That, next to the onigiri stand."
"Don't know. Wasn't there last time I was here."
Yes! Completely forgotten. Go me! We walk over to see what the whole thing is. A shiver runs down my spine. Girls are swarming around the place. That can't be a good thing. Swarming girls is never a good thing! Regardless, we still draw closer. There is no choice, it's either this or me explain why I said he was cute. Crap.
A longer excerpt since I can't promise when the next update will be, except it'll be at least 2 weeks but no more than a month… barring death, hospitalization, or the end of the world. No joke.