"Did you know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother? His name was Ballos. Despite his obvious lack of a life, he possessed fabulous magical powers far beyond those of ordinary World Of Warcraft players..."

Quote woke up inside of an oxygen bubble. "Oh my god, Curly sacrificed her air bubble for me!" Quote realized. "She really does love me! Normally, I wouldn't give a fuck, but now I HAVE to save her!"

Attaching the Tow Rope to Curly and tying her onto his back, he walked back out through the entrance hallway...slowly...slowly...

"GOD DAMN IT, COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE MOVING ANY FUCKING SLOWER?" Quote yelled irritatedly. "Come on, seriously, I've got places to go, could I please just MOVE IT already?"

After what felt like an eternity of walking to the left, Quote finally made it back to the room that had that suspicious-looking panther head in it. Saving, he entered the head, which was now open for whatever reason...perhaps to drain the water out?

"I don't know whether to love it or hate it when I'm right." Quote realized as he simultaneously realized where he currently was; that head was actually a secret entrance to the main waterway of the island!

"So, basically, it's like a water level, except that I don't have to fucking swim or worry about fucking drowning? FUCKING. WIN." Quote complimented the game designer. (Using the plural form of the word designer would not be appropriate here since this entire game was literally created by ONE GUY.)

"OH, SHIT, UNDERWATER SPIKES!" Quote screamed. "Oh, I can just jump over them...cool."

At about the halfway point of the underwater current maze, Quote, precariously perched on top of a wall, saw a mysterious door, which was almost undoubtedly the one that the strategy guide had been talking about! "STRATEGY GUIDES FOR THE FUCKING WIN!" Quote cheered.

"Now let me just see if I can make this jump..." Quote concentrated, leaping out of the water and landing on the solid floor of the crevice in which the door was located. "YES! I MADE IT! This game is my fucking BITCH now!" he cheered, entering the door.

"Yup, it's the fucking cabin all right." Quote groaned, setting Curly down on the bed. "Dammit, what'd that strategy guide say?" he tried to remember, pacing around the room and examining random things. "Oh, yeah, now I remember!"

And so Quote examined the bookshelf, finding several porno mags, a bunch of boring and cheesy old sci-fi and fantasy schlock...and finally, the dusty, cobwebbed old book to which players seeking the best ending would always flock.

From this book, he learned a lot of random stupid tabloid bullshit, like how to grow marijuana on the Moon, or how to tie your own pubic hair into knots...but, more importantly, he discovered the secret method for draining the water out of flooded robots.

He operated the terminal to the left of Curly's bed, which opened up a secret door in the wall that led to a closet which contained a huge vacuum cleaner; to put it bluntly, he stuck the hose of the device into Curly's mouth and cranked it up to full blast, for lack of being enough of an asshole to do anything meaner.

Finally, he lied down on the bed right next to her, closing his eyes; still, he feared that the two of them would eventually have to say their goodbyes.

After a good, long nap, Quote woke up, grabbed Curly, who was somehow STILL unconscious, and headed back out into the waterway. "OH, SHIT, MORE FUCKING SPIKES!"

After jumping over shitloads of spikes with the help of the incredibly linear current, Quote suddenly found himself in the main artery of the island's water supply, where he was now face-to-face with... "A FUCKING CYBORG FISH?! REALLY?! JESUS H. CHRIST, WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THIS DAMNED GAME GOING TO THROW AT ME NEXT!?"

"Hmm...this battle feels like a space-shooter to me." Quote realized.

And it was, basically; Ironhead swam around, summoned swarms of sea urchins and shot projectiles at Quote, while Quote basically did the exact same shit except without the summoning swarms of sea urchins part. "See, I'm good at space shooters! I can easily kill this fuckwad without even taking any damage whatsoever!"

And kill it he did, when suddenly... "OH MY GOD, WHERE IN THE HELL DID THESE FUCKING SQUIDS COME FROM?!"

To celebrate Quote's flawless victory, a whole colony of squids swam past him, and Curly drifted away in the confusion as Quote was unceremoniously deposited, unconscious, on what was originally Kanpachi's fishing platform...right back where he started in Mimiga Village, which was now completely deserted.