Bart: *on phone* Yeah, Rika, babe. I probably won't be back until sometime late tonight. I'll probably have to sleep in-...Oh, we're filming now. Ok. Yeah, Rika, I'll be back tonight...yeah, I love you too. Bye. *puts phone away* Welcome back! This coffee is great! Doing the trick! Now returning is the goldenshadowphoenix!
goldenshadowphoenix
*alarms go off*
Wake up, sleepy! That's right, you slept through half of SAO, my FIRST roast, and now you want to pull this?
Go back to bed, you're not even worthy of a roast...lazy bum...
Kirito: Hey, give me a break! I'm tired cause we've been filming all day!
A message for abridged!Kirito, if he's there: Sachi.
Bart: Wait! Let me call him. *takes out his phone and dials AB Kirito's number and puts it on speaker*
AB Kirito: *over phone* What do you want?
Bart: Hey, AB Kirito! One of the authors has a message for you.
AB Kirito: What?!
Bart: Sachi!
AB Kirito: S-s-sachi! Sachi! SACHI! WHY! SACHI! SACHI! SA-
Bart: *hangs up* Hahaha! We're monsters for preying on his ptsd.
Now go fall asleep as the world comes crashing down around you. You don't have anything to offer anyway.
Where is this all happening, anyway?
Bart: In a studio I rented out!
*launches rotten tomatoes at kirito with slingshot*
Kirito: Hey!
*drumroll, exit*
Bart: Well, thanks for joining us again, Mr. Phoenix! Now, we will return after another freaking word from our sponsors.