Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran {No matter how many times I offer}

Me: {Plays Sakura kiss} Yes! I finally found my laptop after SOMEBODY {Glares at Tamaki} lost it after the hijacking. {Starts to eat Mallowmars} Man these things are good.

I don't know if you want them PMed or not, if you do so sorry but I'm just gonna review them!
Dear Host club,
Hikaru and Kaoru, please detail exactly how you managed to get so pissed when someone can't tell you apart. I can, it's easy, all you have to do is kick one of you in the shins and listen to the pitch of their scream of pain. (Can I demonstrate?)
Tamaki, I'm sorry, but your a moron, and have you every considered making mushroom pizza with your mushrooms or woe?
Mori, Are you older or younger than Honey?
Honey, I LOVE YOU YOU ARE ADORABLE!
Hikaru, Will you ever truly apologize to Arai?
Haruhi, Just hang in there, girl. (Love the story sorry if you didn't want the questions in reviews I didn't know again love the story super funny bye!)
Amethystfairy1

Dear Amethystfairy1

Me: To be honest, I don't really mind either way. I just put that warning up to keep the fuzz at bay, and it has. Hikaru: It's not that they just couldn't tell us apart.
Kaoru: They just always seemed to act like they knew us.
The twins: But truth is, they never really did. No one took the time to get to know us, they just assumed they already did. Like those girls with the love letters that said they loved us. They would have been fine with either, not with just who they thought they loved.
Me: Yeah, some middle school girls can be bitches.

Hikaru: Uh, I don't think a demonstrations necessary.
Kaoru: Agreed.
Tamaki: {Goes to the corner of woe} No, no I haven't.
Mori: Younger.
Honey: Yep, My birthdays in Febuary, and Takashi's is in May! Thanks!
Me: Sorry Honey, I didn't know when your birthday was until resently. :(
Honey: It's ok!
Hikaru: Maybe, if I ever see that jerk again.
Haruhi, and Me: {Sweatdrops} Baby steps I guess.
Haruhi: Thanks!
Me: It's fine, it honestly dosen't matter either way.

Happy Birthday Hetaliafan! Supernatural is a good tv show, many episodes are scary some are funny. Right now there's about 9 seasons and it's about two hot brothers that hunt monsters. A question for all of the hosts what would you do if you were trapped inside an Egyptian pyramid with a walking mummy, how would you react ? Another question for all of the hosts if you were in a horror movie who would survive and who would be the first to be hunted by the evil spirit?
Guest27

Dear Guest27

Me: Thank you! That actally does sound pretty interesting, I'll try to see if I can watch it online from season 1. {Goes on laptop and watches pilot. Eye's begin to sparkle when seeing Sam} Oh dear lord I found my future husband. Wait for me Sam, wait for me!
Haruhi, and the twins: You do realize your yelling at yor computer right?
Tamaki: 0..0 A...a..a walking mummy?
Honey: Takashi, and I could take it out, right Takashi?
Mori: Aye!
Kyoya: Hmm, that senario sounds quite entertaining.
The twins: Were betting on Mori-Sempai, and Honey-Sempai on taking it out.
Haruhi: Surprisingly enough, so would I.
Everyone but Honey, and Mori: {Looks at the two Sempai's} They would definitely survive.
Me: Sorry Tono, but I think you would be the first to be hunted by evil spirits.
Tamaki: 0..0 Me, but why.
Me: {Thinks about how gulable he is with Nekozawa} Pretty leads always go first, right? {Laughs nevously}
Everyonelse: {Sweatdrops} Agreed.

Lol. I love everything about this little, question/answer thing. It's hilarious. I got more questions! YAY

For Hikaru: You house suddenly catches on fire - what would be the first thing you grab?

For Kaoru: Same question as Hikaru's

For Tamaki: What would you do if Haruhi suddenly showed up with a boyfriend?

For Kyouya: What's in your notebook?

For Haruhi: Who's your secret crush?

For Huni-Sempai: What do you do when you can't find Usa-chan?

For Mori-Sempai: Do you eat sweets too? I've never seen you eat any before.
Kc495

Dear Kc495

Me: Thank you!
Hikaru: Kaoru!
Kaoru: Hikaru!
Tamaki: 0..0 {Tuns pale and deflates}
Me: Pretty much that.
Kyoya: {Looks at me}
Me: Fine, but if the universe explodes don't say I never warned you.
Kyoya: {Hands you his notebook} Lets keep the details of it our secret ok.
Haruhi: {Looks at Tamaki} Noone.
Honey: TAKASHI! {Hugs his cousin}
Mori: No.

So in on tping newspaper club, it be cooler if we can rig the sprinklers to go off. Also diapering a car just before it rains is a pain too. You know cause the absorb water an get heavier. But first i was gonna slip hair dye in an unnamed vics shampoo. Id say who but plausible deniability and all. ( cough red headed she devil)

And since its your day is broughts the giant mix box of lintz truffles cause when in doubt buy chocolate.

Oh an thanks for the review/ fave/ follow to means a lot.

And ariel's doing awesome.
If she wasn't mine id think she was made in a lab Since shes as manipulative as Kyoya, mischievous as the twins, has puppy eyes that put Tamakis to shame, and can be adorable one minute and be beating some one twice her age an size like Honey.
I pity her husband hes doomed Tamaki - you need to learn to resist Ariel's puppy eyes.

Renge we should so do a power rangers day.
Also fun fact an ex power ranger fights in ufc. ( cough jasondavid frank )
Whose your fave ranger an which host gets what color an ranger genre

Wow Hikaru an Kaoru - that gaming day was fun, An thanks for sticking around for dinner. Oh an thanks for handling being ariel's victims well. Had no idea she'd watched and learned the sprayer gag.
And it was sweet of kaoru to let her win at smash brothers. At least i think u let her, she is pretty smart. I mean she did tell you guys apart.

Honey - you forgot usachan here Mori - thanks for chopping that extra firewood that was awesome, i didnt even have to ask Big hugs for you

Kyoya- the fangirls want more shirtless cosplays, and the ones not coming say theyll come if you guys are shirtless more. Also tell Tamaki since he wont listen to stop trying to get me up early, im worse then both u and honey at 4 am

No im an O bloodtype tamaki, im justreversed i can handle late nights better than morning an im immune to the effects of caffeine.

Oh Haruhi i dont want you to feel left out so huggies

Since its not me if i don't ask something random If each host was to write there own fanfic what would there ideal oc to be paired with be.
liznightangel

Dear liznightangel

Me: Sprinklers huh? That just gave me an idea! All I need you to do, is when I give you the signal make sure only the emergency sprinklers in the newspaper room go off ok. {Leaves}

Few moments later {Le spongebob}

Me: {Comes back in the room soaked in sour liquid} Mission accomplised! {Grins}
Komatsuzawa: {Comes in the room with the rest of the Newspaper club covered with paper cuts on their faces. They all see me and glare} THERE SHE IS!
Haruhi: What exactly did you do?
Komatsuzawa: WHAT SHE DID WAS SNEAK INTO OUR ROOM, AND THROW PAPER SHURIKENS AT US. THEN ONCE WE GOT OUR PAPER CUTS, SHE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAKE THE EMERGENCY SPRINKLERS SPRAY LEMONADE! Me: And boy was it tastey!
Komatsuzawa: HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN DO THAT?
Me: {Chuckles, and gives you a high-five}
Komatsuzawa: WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
Me: EVERYWHERE, AND NOWHERE! {Throws down smokebomb}
Eveyone: {See's that I'm gone}
Komatsuzawa: UGH! {Storms out of the room with his two lackeys}
Me: {See's them leave, and appears right behind you} So what colour were you planning on going with? {Grins meniacally at the mention of the prank} Thank you! {Takes the chocolates and starts eating them} Would you like some? Oh, and your welcome! Hikairu ftw! XD {Giggles hearing about Ariel} She just sounds Super cute! :3 I'm glad your all doing fine.

Tamaki: For you, I will try. {Gets a call} Oh goody, tell Ariel her Shetland ponys here!
Renge: {Eye's begin to sparkle at the mention of power rangers} Yes we should! The ufc, I didn't know that. {Eye's begin to sparkle again thinking about the green ranger} Tamaki would be red, Kyoya green, Hikaru yellow, Kaoru light blue, Honey pink, Mori blue, and finally Haruhi...UGH THERES JUST NOT ENOUGH!
The twins: {Remembers the great day} Yes it was! {Then remembers the sprayer gag, and they both shiver trying to forget it}

Kaoru: {Grins at the last comment}

Hikaru: Will never tell! {Grins as well}
Honey: Thanks Liz-Chan! {Hugs you, and gets Usa-Chan}
Mori: {Blushes}
Kyoya: Dooley noted, and I tried before. But if I was succesful, he wouldn't be waking me up either.
Tamaki: But getting up early is good for yor health.
Me: {Glares} I don't even like getting up early Tono.
Haruhi: Thanks Liz-Chan!
Honey: Someone who would make me cake!
Tamaki: Haruhi!
Me: Tono, Haruhi's not an oc.
Kyoya: Well if your asking me what my type is then..
Me: (Cough cough) Ninjas. (Cough cough) Sakura Haruno.
Kyoya: {Stares at me}
Me: {Smiles innocently} OTP!
Hikaru: {Thinks about Kai} I don't know, she seems pretty cool...I guess. {Blushes}
Me: {Fangirl squeals}
Kaoru: Someone sweet, kind, and smart.
Haruhi: Uh, I guess someone like Tamaki.
Mori:...Nice.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *Throws confetti everywhere* You are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen!

Sorry I had to. :)

I have some stupid little questions, so I apologize in advance

For everyone: If you could have any sort of super-human powers, what would you chose?

Haruhi: Just think for a moment, if you hadn't broken that goddamn vase, how different do you think your life would be? Not to get too personal of anything.

And just in general for everyone, if the idea of the host club had never existed, how different would your lives be? I'm sorry if this feels too deep or something like that!

Kaoru: I have written a story where you are the romantic lead. The female lead is an OC of mine that I think is adorable. And if you want to read it, I have no problem with that :)

Honey: I hope you liked the cake!

I have a little would you rather-s if that is okay...

Haruhi: Would you rather: get stuck in a room with Tamaki or those gingers? (Nothing weird or sexual) Who do you think you could stand to be alone with for a long period of time, without going a bit insane?

Honey: would you rather: *Speaking in a dramatic Shakespearian tone*live in a world without cake, or never see Usa-chan again?

Renge: Would you rather: be sent back to France forever and never come back to Japan, or be forbidden from ever entering the host club again being shunned by everyone there, treated like a complete outcast?

All I have for now :)

"Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister." -Sokka (Avatar the last Air bender)

Spirit of Imagination out!

Dear Spirit of Imagination

Me: Thanks! {Puts on bell bottom jeans, and a purple puffy blouse} YEAH, ABBA! I would totally have the power to travel dimensions.
Tamaki: The power to make people smile!
Me: {Sweatdrops} You already do that.
Kyoya: The power of intimidation. {Smirks as he lifts up his glasses, and light glints off of them}
Me: {Sweatdropsx2} Again, you already do that.
Haruhi: Telekinesis I guess.
Honey: To eat alot of sweets, and never get sick!
Me: {Not even going to say anything}
Mori:...Laser vision.
The twins: Shape shifters!
Haruhi: {Thinks about never joining the hosts} 0..0 A lot different.
Everyone: {Thinks about never forming the host club} 0..0

Kaoru: Sweet! I'll be sure to check it out.
Me: Don't worry, I have your story in my favorites. I'll show him!
Honey: It was delicious Spirit-Chan! Thank you! Usa-Chan liked it too!
Haruhi: 0..0 Do I have to chose?
Honey: Uh...uh..
[Honey processing...]
Renge: Go back to France, cause I could at least call them right? Right?
Me: YAY AVATAR!

this question is for the hosts hetaliafan and renge if you were in the hunger games series what district would you be a part of and since im bringing up books haruhi what is you favorite book or book series?

and hetaliafan98 its ok to be scared of puppets everyone is afraid of something you are awesome either way and hail beelezenef and his evil laugh bmg20

Dear bmg20

Me: District 12! I would be bff's with Katniss, and Peeta!
Renge: The only sutible place for me is the capital.
Honey: Me and Takashi would probably be in either district 1 or 2 with the careers!
Mori: Aye!
Tamaki: I would be in the capital along with Renge.
Haruhi: I'm not really sure which district I would be in honestly.
The twins: District 13 the rebel army.
Kyoya: The capital.
Haruhi: My favorite book is the great Gatsby

Me: Thanks, it's just that Goosebumps pretty much ruined living puppets for me. And YAY, I'm still awesome!
Beelezenef:{Laughs evily}
Me: {Dosen't pay attention}

whoop happy b-day! my b-day is in March too! it was 2 days ago may i please join you in beating up Hikaru? i got my murder bat with me (-holds a bat up that was slightly bloody-) erm... ignore that(- wipes the blood with a napkin -) eheh(-laughs nervously-)
-beepbeep- OH NO THE COPS! (-slides into an empty room that appeared out of nowhere-) dont tell them i was here(-whispers-)Ciao,(-disappears-)
LunarFanGodess

Dear LunarFanGodess

Thanks, and happy birthday to you too! {See's the bat, and the nervous look on Hikaru's face} Sure! {See's yo leave after hearing the cops} Ciao!

A/N

{Disco ball lowers into the host room, and abba plays}

Me: {Grabs Hikaru and starts dancing}
Tamaki: {Starts dancing with Haruhi}
Honey: {Starts dancing with Mori}
Renge: {Grabs Kyoya and dances}
Meli: {comes in, and she and Kaoru start dancing}
Me: See I told you I'd show him!

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen

Friday night and the lights are low Looking out for the place to go Where they play the right music, getting in the swing You come in to look for a king Anybody could be that guy Night is young and the music's high With a bit of rock music, everything is fine You're in the mood for a dance And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on Leave them burning and then you're gone Looking out for another, anyone will do You're in the mood for a dance And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen