New chapter! One day early! I'm going to the zoo with my family tomorrow so I can't update again this weekend, booooo.
Okie dokie, this chapter is dedicated to Gratsu-dragon, thanks for being such a sweet reader! (P.S. sorry I couldn't get more details from you, I hope this isn't too far from what you imagined..)
I don't own Durarara! so I may as well be sad.
Warning: Planned OOCness ahead, it's all part of the story:)
Shizuo drummed his fingers on his kitchen table. He had been waiting there for seventeen minutes already and it was still too quiet in his apartment.
"Ugh, where the hell is that flea?! Doesn't he know how much I hate waiting for him?!" he growled out loud to no one but the empty chair next to him at the table.
Shizuo just heaved a deep sigh and closed his eyes, breathing in and out for a full minute. 'It won't do me any good to get into another fight with him. He probably has a good reason for being late. I'll just take a nap until he gets here.'
So he flipped the tv on to some pointless game show and laid down.
X~X~X
(Meanwhile...)
Izaya walked down the street with his hands in his pocket. He timed himself on how long it took to go form under one street light to the next, quickly averaging the number in his head in an attempt to fight off boredom.
'I volunteered to get dinner but I didn't think it'd be this boring without Shizu-chan around. I guess I'll just have to hurry.'
He stopped in a number of stores before finding something for two that wasn't very sweet nor very bitter.
"Something we'll both enjoy!" he quietly hummed to himself as he exited the store.
On his way back to Shizuo's apartment, he started to think why they couldn't live together. 'We already spend almost all of our nights together anyway.. We should just find a place to share. It doesn't make sense to keep hopping around all the time. But still, are we ready for that I wonder?'
Izaya was too busy imagining his boyfriend's probably blushing face when he asks to move in with him to notice the looming figure preparing itself in the dark alley ahead.
As soon as he started to pass the alley, he flinched in reaction to the sudden movement that sprung toward him. Even Izaya Orihara couldn't block this expertly planned surprise attack.
The dark figure moved like an alien on speed from behind and stabbed a syringe of clear liquid into the informant's neck, quickly emptying it into his system.
The raven panicked and slid off the only thing that could be used to give a message to his lover when he came to look for him.
Izaya's vision started to blur. He turned around in order to get a look at his attacker but all he could make out was a pair of half-rimmed glasses flashing in the light from the far off street lamp.
He made a sound that barely resembled a slurred name before he went limp in the stranger's arms.
The figure held him and stroked his face whispering, "I'll make you better..."
X~X~X
Shizuo jerked himself awake. His face was sweating and his breathing was erratic at best. His gut was screaming that someone important to him was in trouble.
"Izaya..."
He threw himself off the couch before running outside.
He started yelling his lover's name in the streets, not caring if he woke up his neighbors. No one would confront him in fear of getting their heads smashed in by a vending machine anyway.
His golden eyes glistened with wetness in the dark as he finally spotted a plastic bag in the dark of an alley across the street. After sprinting to the site he caught a glimpse of something lying not far from the plastic containing their dinner on the ground.
It was Izaya's signature silver ring. Shizuo remembered the time Izaya told him that if he ever found one of his rings, it meant he was in grave danger and to look everywhere for him.
He felt his stomach tighten and he vowed to himself, 'Izaya, I will do everything I can to find you and bring you home. Safe.'
X~X~X
Izaya shivered awake and found he was strapped to a cold metal table. He tried to lift his head to see what kept his arms pinned down but found he had a huge headache and the lights stung.
"Ogh." he said, his mouth not yet functioning properly.
"Helloo, I see you're awake! Good thing, too. I need to get you fixed up before Shizu-chan storms in here."
"Are you the one who attacked me?" Izaya managed with much difficulty.
"Sure am!" he said with a smile.
As our captured raven finally gathered enough strength to withstand the light, he opened his eyes to take in his new enemy...
only to find it was an old enemy since childhood.
"SHINRA?!"
There stood the underground doctor, smiling brightly and rocking back and forth on his feet with his hands in his pockets.
"Time for your new injection!:D" Shinra half said, half sang as he reached around behind himself to grab something. He held up a syringe with a ridiculously long needle attached to it and a peculiar pink liquid sloshing around inside it.
Izaya, having gotten over the unbelievable shock of being bested by this idiot, spat out in his most menacing tone, "Shinra, I promise you, when Shizu-chan gets here to save me, we are both going to kick your sorry ass into next week."
He just giggled and said, "But Shizuo isn't here yet so I can do whatever I want right now."
As he walked closer Izaya tried to free himself or at least loosen his bonds that he now noticed were leather belts. It was no use. He inwardly winced as a cotton ball rubbed alcohol on the inside of his left arm.
X~X~X
As soon as he saw the ring, Shizuo could only think of one person to see.
He bolted off down the street towards Shinra and hopefully some solid answers to where Izaya could be.
'I'm coming!' he thought fiercely.
X~X~X
The yaoi-crazed doctor had just touched the needle to his victim's arm when a huge BANG! came from his front door somewhere else in the apartment.
"SHINRAAA." came the intenseness of someone freaking out but too tsundere to show it. Shizuo had kicked down the door and barged in.
"Shit, better hurry." the doctor swore to himself before quickly sticking the needle into his 'patient' and emptying the bubble gum pink substance into his bloodstream.
"Damn you." Izaya muttered. "What the hell was that?"
Before he could answer the door to his medical room swung open and everyone present froze.
The raging blonde had this blank, unbelieving look on his face as he stared at his boyfriend confined to a table under the mercy of their supposed friend.
Izaya looked on relieved at his faithful savior but worried about the foreign material inside him.
Shinra smirked to himself but knew he was in for a punishment from the two Celty for being stupid.
Shizuo spoke first, surprisingly calm. "Shinra. You're dead." He said it like it was a simple fact that everyone knew. Then he hurried to his lover's side and ripped the leather belts open with ease before hugging him and asking if he was okay.
"Yeah I'm fine Shizu-chan. I think. He injected me with s-" he got out before he was overcome with a sense of drowsiness.
Shizuo panicked and whipped around in a way that barely jostled the slumped body in his arms. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GIVE HIM?"
"Oh just a little something I made myself. It's a drug that changes one's personality. Although, I don't know what kind of effect it'll have on him..."
"So he's gonna be okay? Just different when he wakes up?"
"Yupp, if it works. But I don't really know which different he'll be."
Calmer now that his first priority of Izaya's safety wasn't a major issue, Shizuo asked, "What the hell could you possibly gain from drugging him like this?"
"Well I was hoping it'd make him really cute, not just with you. It's unfair that only you get to see his lovey dovey side!" he pouted in response.
"Tch, idiot. Is that really something worth getting killed over?"
"Of course! Erika says that we must risk our lives if necessary for the good of the fluff!" he stated determinedly while fixing his glasses.
Just then the formerly limp body groaned in pain but the eyelids remained firmly shut.
"Hey, what's happening?"
"Umm, he must be fighting it."
"That's it. I'm taking him home."
"NOO! You can't go home!"
"And why the hell not?"
"Because I'll just do the same thing another time and make sure that you won't be able to escape."
"*sigh* Fine. But gimme a spot to lay him down. How long until he wakes up?"
"Should be five to ten minutes. It's already been about three. Lay him down on the couch in the living room,."
They headed into the living room and Shizuo covered Izaya with a blanket before sitting in one of the armchairs.
Izaya groaned again, this time sounding less pained and somehow pleasured.
Shinra didn't think twice before asking, "Does that turn you on?"
"Shut your mouth before you don't have one."
The two then sat in uncomfortable silence for the next four and a half minutes until the body stirred and a pair of confused dark eyes blinked open.
"Izaya? Do you feel okay? Are you hurt?" Shizuo demanded, instantly at his side.
"Shizu-chan! My love!" His eyes started to sparkle and he threw his arms around his boyfriend's neck while he began to kiss him fiercely and sloppily.
"Izaya?!"
Shinra was completely prepared and took out a video camera before filming everything.
"Oh Shizu-chan, I want you- no! I need you! Right now!" he called out desperately.
"What the hell's gotten into you? You're never like this."
"Please.." he suddenly whimpered tears threatening to fall onto the adorable pouting face.
This hit Shizuo's weak spot and he caved. "Alright, what do you want?"
"I want you to kiss me like there's no tomorrow! Make sweet love to me right here and now!" The influenced Izaya then tried to tackle Shizuo in a hanging hug.
"Woah there! Shinra's- wait are you filming this?!"
"Shh, don't ruin it, Shizuo. Just do what he wants."
"The hell man? And you," he pointed at the one trying to suck on his neck while simultaneously nibbling his ear, "cut it out."
"LOVE ME, SHIZU-CHANNN!" Izaya glomped the ex-bartender and had his tie undone in seconds before his hands were stopped in a halting grip.
Instead of being put off by the lack of willingness coming from his boyfriend, Izaya locked eyes and ran his tongue seductively over his bottom lip. As soon as he was sure he had the other's attention, he ground his crotch on the other's, earning a gasp and a slight blush on the blonde's face.
Shizuo immediately dropped Izaya's wrists and backed up behind Shinra's chair.
The doctor turned around and trained his camera on the unusual cowering blonde.
"Shinra, how long do you think this'll last?"
"Well I'd say at least until tomorrow so have fun with him tonight;)"
"Alright, this is done. NOW."
He marched right up to Izaya (who was making kissy faces at him) and hit him precisely in the back of the neck, effectively knocking him out.
"SHIUZO?!" Shinra shouted, unbelieving.
Shizuo just said quietly, "This is for the best. He would have killed us both if we actually let him do anything." and added just so for Izaya, "Sorry."
"So you're just gonna keep knocking him out like that until tomorrow?"
"Nah, too much trouble. You got anymore belts?"
"Um no but I do have some rope."
"That'll work. Go grab it and come back to help me tie him back up to the table."
"O-Okay.."
X~X~X
And so Izaya spent the night whining about how horny he was and how the only one who could make it better was his Shizu-chan.
Shiuzo spent the night eating two tubs of ice cream before falling asleep to tv again.
Shinra spent the night duct taped to the wall of his medical room, forced to stare at the broken pieces of his video camera.
And the next morning, Shizuo and Izaya decided to not punish Shinra immediately.
"Really? You're not going to rearrange my face?" Shinra spluttered hopefully when they informed him.
"Nope, not today." Shizuo said.
"But someday... we'll pay you back." Izaya added in the most evil voice he was capable of.
Whew. That took me all day!
Hope you liked it Gratsu-dragon!
Have a nice day/night/existence:D