A/N: Aw yeah, up to 70 reviews baby! (^o^) Congratulations prettykitty luvs u, you get a virtual cookie! (It's chocalate chip~!)
Faded Stripe: I wonder hpw many of Pitch's insults directed at her she heard...I bet I can imagine her expression :3
Keep up the awesomely awesome work!
LOL, I bet she heard pretty much half of them ;3
InspectorZebra: Plot twist! Now belief is in the hand of Pitch and everybody is save! Wait...
The issue with impossible hope in the gardians is a good concept because if too much fear is dangerous too much "belief" could count like the other extreme scale of the balance. We don't see that often in others fictions. And all the guilt Amara carry, poor girl:(
You mah friend, are a GENIUS! I didn't even THINK of that conecpt… (which is sad, considering that I'm the author XD) I like your way of thinking ;D
Guest: Yup, theyre screwed.
Yes, yes they were. Thank you for the review!
fantasyinfinity: Forgot to review on the last chapter oops. And nah, it wasn't too angst-y, though that's a bit sad with what happened with Amara and May aw. Ooo but now this was a plottwist. So now she can see Pitch :O I wonder about Sandy.. this is gonna be amusing
Nah, that's cool. And yes, Amara's and Pitch's interactions shall be VERRAH interesting...and now they have an audience! :D
prettykitty luvs u: LOL...Soooooo luvin this FIC! I even told it to my lil brother and he was laughing crazy. YOU are an AMAZING Author!
Wow, you really told your brother? I'm flattered! =^_^= Thank you for the compliment! Here's your virtual cookie! *hands over* Glad to see that you're back!
Xion5: Plot twist indeed! The chapter was awesome as always! Please try and update the next chapter soon because I can't wait to see what happens next!
Thanks for your reviews, as always! :D
MysticHawk: YAAAY! PLOT TWIST! Oh...wait...you already said that. Whoops!
But still, this chapter- though short, was wonderfully filled with drama and funnies! The ender-line was freaking awesome! I can't wait for more!
Tee-hee~thanks!
~Chapter Fourteen~
"EEEEKKK, it's bed intruder!" Amara exclaims, running up to Pitch, once again kicking him. Pitch howls, picking up his ankle, hopping up and down in pain. The Guardians are roaring with laughter, in which Amara doesn't notice at all, only able to, strangely, see Pitch.
"You are quite the lucky one for me to not have my powers, or else I would've terrorized you with Nightmares for the rest of your short little lifespan," Pitch growls through clenched teeth, gripping his injured leg.
"The hell are you talking about you WEIRDO? How the HELL did you appear in my dream, and then suddenly you're down here with me?! It's just way creepy since you happen to be an OLD GUY!" Amara yells at the top of her lungs, waving her arms.
Pitch gives her a death glare, his golden eyes flashing angrily. "Did you just call me...OLD?!" he shouts, enraged by this, the Guardians howling more with laughter in the background.
"The little girl is right," North roars, his cheeks flushed with rosiness, tears squeezing out of his eyes from too much laughter. "You are older than the all five of us, your age COMBINED! As a matter of a fact, I think you're older than Manny!"
"You shut up, you buffoon! At least I don't have the appearance of a fat old man!" Pitch snaps back angrily.
"Who are you talking too?" Amara questions loudly at Pitch, giving him a funny look.
Back to North, Pitch, and the Guardians, North's cheery expression immediately disappears when Pitch made the awfully stupid and insulting comment to a huge guy that has freaking swords with him. North towers over Pitch with a dark look on his face, with the Nightmare King having the Oh sh*t expression.
"Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!" the rest of the Guardians say childishly, smirks on their faces knowing what Pitch is in for.
Amara, meanwhile, is completely unaware of this drama saying, "Hey, weird guy, why are you making that expression? It's like you're seeing a ghost or something…"
However, Pitch clocks out Amara's blathering, with him on the verge of running. "Oh North, North, North, can't you take a joke? I was only kidding! I mean, all of us are old technically, so there shouldn't be any hard feelings!" Pitch laughs nervously, stumbling backwards.
Amara shakes her head, doing a facepalm. "Okay, so there IS someone who's down here with me, but it turns out he's either a psycho nut, or a freaking schizo...better keep my distance." So the red head child goes back to her original spot, watching Pitch with interest and amusement, seeing that from her perspective that he was talking to just thin air.
As for Pitch, his words were to no avail, with North still giving him 'The Russian Eye' (as they call it when North is pissed). The Guardian of Wonder whispers threateningly, "Pitch, I can take the petty comments when people call me old. In fact, I would prefer, very experienced." North goes up closer to Pitch, still giving The Russian Eye.
Pitch backs away, extremely uncomfortable.
"But nobody...nobody calls me FAT and gets away with it…"
"Oh, did you hear me say FAT North?!" Pitch laughs fakely even more, his voice trembling with fear. "No, no, no, you must be mistaken! In fact, I think you got thinner, you might've lost a few pounds, are you on a diet?"
North's expression suddenly lights up, with him nodding eagerly. "In fact, yes! I'm only eating cookies once a day now! How can you tell?"
The other Guardians give their huge leader a funny look, then they look back to each other with an expression reading, He's on a diet?!
Jack chimes in with a mischevious grin on his face, "Actually North, I'm pretty sure that the guy called you FAT."
The light look on North's face vanishes once more, replaced with The Russian Eye. "Did he?"
"FROST!" Pitch hollers, infuriated.
Amara laughs, holding a bag of popcorn in her hand, eating it as if she were in the movies. "Either you're a very good mime," she says with a mouthful of popcorn. "Or you're just a VERY funny crazy person."
Pitch sharply turns to Amara saying, "You shut your face little girl, or you'll regret it!"
The young girl rolls her eyes in reply, popping more popcorn into her mouth. "Really? Was that a threat? I'm SO SCAAAAARRREED! Wait I'm not."
The boogeyman growls in irritation. This is interrupted when North bellows, "PITCH BLACK you pay attention to me!"
Some kind of squeak escapes Pitch, the bringer of fears immediately snapping his head back to North. "As I was saying Pitch," North rumbles, his face uncomfortably closer up to Pitch's face more than ever. "Never. Ever. Call me fat again. Or else." To prove his point, North punches a nearby rock, with it crumbling to pieces. Pitch gives a huge gulp mumbling, "Yes sir."
Amara jumps up to her too feet, her eyes wide with alarm. "The hell was that?!" she asks, freaked out.
Pitch's attention goes back to the red headed girl. "For a child, you have awful manners and curse a lot," he comments, scowling with displeasure.
"What are you, my mom?" Amara counters sarcastically, stuffing more popcorn into her mouth.
The humiliated boogeyman stomps his foot in aggravation, the Guardians snickering in the background. "As you can see, I am a man! I am a man, and I need respect!" he complains like a toddler, his grey cheeks flushing red.
"Actually, I get another idea, with that totally lame DRESS that you're wearing!" Amara taunts.
Jack falls to the ground, struggling to breathe since he was busy LHAOing (laughing his ass off), the rest of the Guardians crew doing the same. "The girl sure as a good eye!" Bunny says, cackling. Pitch turns completely red in the face.
"For the last BLOODY time, it's a F*CKING BLOODY ROBE! Is everyone BLIND?! Am I surrounded by idiots?!" Pitch screams, stomping up and down, tearing at his hair.
Amara sniffs, throwing an empty bag of popcorn over her shoulder. "What idiots? It's just-unfortunately-me and you. If what you meant by "idiots" was actually yourself."
"Why you little…"
"What, you mad bro, you mad?"
Jack claps his hands. "This girl is just a troll." he says in respect, nodding his head at her.
Pitch casts him a look of daggers.
"Geez you geezer, you're really starting to freak me out. It's like you actually think that someone else is here." Amara says, taking a step away, creeped out.
Pitch inhales deeply, then exhales. "I need an aspirin…" he mutters, the poor boogeyman getting a migrane. "Look. Look here you STUBBOURN LITTLE GIRL! What do you see?!" He waves his hands over in the spot where the Guardians was standing in utter desperation.
Amara seemingly stares at them for a moment. She gives a huge gasp and says, "Oh, I seenow! Why didn't I see it awhile ago?!"
Pitch breathes out in complete relief. "Finally this madness can-"
"I can see that you're a CRAZY NUT!" Amara shrieks, completely letting down Pitch and the Guardians. A can of beans is then sent flying in the air to Pitch, with it hitting his head. Amara then runs off somewhere else into the darkness of Pitch's lair.
"BLOODY MOTHERF*CKER!" Pitch screeches, kneading a red bump that's starting to appear on his pale grey head. He picks up the can and yells after Amara, "And I absolutely DESPISE beans!"
"Damn, this girl is just a troll," Jack whispers, shaking his head.
"You're the WORST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME!" Pitch shouts, throwing a tantrum.
"Ha, you sound like my ex-boyfriends when we break up," Tooth remarks, a smug look of contentment on her face from the memories. The other spirits stare at her like, What?
She huffs retaliating, "What? You honestly think that I was a Forever Aloner for like, 400 years? No way! I take opportunities when they appear!"
That is officially the weirdest fact that we just learned about you Tooth, Sandy utters, giving a weirded out face.
"Annyyyyywaaay, we should probably go after the willy sheila." Bunny suggests, pointing into the darkness.
"Nope, just NOPE, I am DONE HERE!" Pitch cries out, throwing up his arms, set to stomp away to somewhere else. However, North thrusts his arm out, grabbing Pitch by the back of his dress-ahem, robe! With Pitch in the group once again (against his will), they walk off into the darkness on the search for Amara.
A/N: LOL the funniness is back in town beeyotches! XD Anyway, I've been thinking about this for awhile, but if anyone who has a deviantart account, draws art, and is more than willing to do (free) requests, then can ya PM me? If you're willing too, I would like it if someone were to draw a picture of Amara, or maybe one of the scene from "Agoraphobia." I doubt that anyone would be willing to draw for free, but I'm putting this out there for the heck of it! ^_^ See ya folks in the next chapter!
