Chapter 14-Hominids undercover mission

All of the Dark Lords team members were asleep exept for hominid and him. They were talking about Hominids mission.

"So Hominid I need you to silently assasinate Zelda,"said the Dark Lord.

"Why her and not Link or Pikachu they are more troublesome,"said Hominid.

"Because she will go crazy when she see's Nimish and will kill him and many others cause when she gets mad she gets mad."

"Fine when do you want me to start."

"Leave now and only come back when your mission is done, oh and Mewtwo may have placed some guards to look over Zelda because he knows she is a main target."

"Who is Mewtwo."

"He is my rival and the main enemy,"said the Dark Lord. "Now go to super hero town where they will be at." With that Hominid jumped into a tree and sped off into the night.

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"Link stop touching me there,"yelled Zelda as they were walking through super hero town.

"Both of you shut up I need to find out where to go this city is huge,"said Pikachu as he pulled out the map. The streets were bustling with people from everywhere. There was no empty spots in the city. Two little people dressed up in blue and pink eskamo clothes holding hammers ran up to Zelda.

"Hi there We're the Ice climbers but you can call me Popo,"said the boy eskimo who was wearing the blue eskimo suit.

"And I'm Nana,"said the girl eskimo who was wearing the pink eskimo suit.

"Ya that's nice but we're busy so shoo,"said Link.

"We were sent by Mewtwo to protect you guys so deal with it,"said Popo.

"Screw you,"said Zelda giving them the finger. "We don't need your help."

"My brother said Deal with it so DEAL WITH YOU SHIT HEADS,"yelled Nana.

"Settle down sister we can handle this with voilence not words,"said Popo.

"Fine if you were sent by Mewtwo then he must have a purpose so fine just shut up,"said Pikachu while still reading the map.

"Cool then we better introduce the other person Mewtwo sent,"said Popo.

"What!,"yelled Link.

"It's fine Link,"said Zelda. A fox came out of the mass of people he had brown fur, a green jacket and a plasma pistal in his pocket.

"My name is Star Fox, don't bother introducing your selfs we already know you,"said the fox. "Also our history is private so don't bother asking."

"Whatever,"said Pikachu.

"I'm hungry,"said Link.

"I know a great place to eat,"said Star fox. "It's called Al's all you can eat buffet it's just around the corner."

"Cool, let's go,"said Nana.

"Fine,"said Pikachu.

The restuarnt had many tables and Pictures of Barbies all over the walls. A fat man wearing a green costume seated them and asked what they would like to eat.

"Hey arn't you the guy the ripped me off in Camelot,"asked Link.

"Ummm...no,"studdered the man.

"What's your name,"asked Zelda.

"Ti..tingle,"said the man slowly.

"It is you!!,"screamed Link as he jumped on the man and started beating him. Tingle kicked Link in the nuts and tried to run away but Link grabbed his legs and made him fall on top of a 2 year old. Tingle quickly got up and started smacking the fallen Link with a map while a crowd gathered around and started yelling FIGHT! FIGHT!. Link grabbed Tingle's map and shoved it down his throat. Choking Tingle fell to the ground and died. Link stood up and sat at his table.

"Soooo I'd like some ribs please,"said Link. Unfortunally they got kicked out and so everybody was in a bad mood.

"Nana go...no can't but humans so...no no me me go canbilistick!!!,"yelled Nana.

"Nana shut up,"growled Popo.

"I'm going to go to the washroom I'll be right back,"said Zelda as she went into a different store and into the washrooms little did she know that star fox and the Ice Climbers followed her so she wouldn't be harmed.

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Hominid had located her she was in a hiding in a washroom sitting on a toliet. His only problems were the people guarding the door. It looked like two eskimos and a fox. Easy thought Hominid as he jumped down in front of them gun out.

"Stop,"yelled Star Fox. Hominid smiled as he blew Star fox's brains out. Nana and Popo took out there hammers and charged. Hominid put his gun away and took out his knife. Hominid was dodging all of there hammer attacks with ease untill the blue eskimo's hammer's end opened up and shot a plasma blast which hit Hominid head on.

"Looks like we finished him,"laughed Popo as Hominid appeared behind Nana and ripped her head off. Popo ran in fear but Hominid took no survivors and so he pulled out his gun and blasted Popo into millions of pieces.

"Now for Zelda,"said Hominid as he entered the girls washroom. There was Zelda washing her hands as Hominid walked in. She screamed as he jumped on her and broke her neck. "Mission Complete." He ran out of the building and headed back to dark woods.

Hominid is pretty sweet! anyways don't forget to review!