HIIIIIIIII!
I AM ACTING CRAZY CAUSE YET AGAIN I AM HOSTING DARES AND DUMBNESSSSSS! YES!
Who is ready for more stupidity?! *everyone cheers*
IcyWarriorHeart~ Thank you so much! I have a story entirely for submitting OCs. You can check that out! LOL, you don't sound needy. Been there, done that!
SnowLily Rose~ Ha, me too! And Thanks! Sorry, *dons shakespearean outfit* but an authors job is to toy with the reader's emotions like a cat with a wind up mouse, or a dog with a tennis ball. We must be prepared for the moment of absolute plot finale. *dons regular clothes*
Pandean~ Ok. Sorry if it wasn't clear but... At the start of the story, Nightspirit becomes pretty (moment of jealousy from Daylight). Then, she returns from a journey that was supposed to be awful with a friend and a mate candidate (another moment of jealousy from Daylight). THEN, Nightspirit is not as weak as she was before, and can make Daylight doubt herself (ANOTHER moment of jealousy from Daylight). FINALLY, Nightspirit is loved, and the honest kind, not the 'I'm gonna be so evil and manipulating kind' from Aster (YET AGAIN there is a moment of Daylight jealousy. So Nightspirit may not be rich in power, but she is rich in her own lifestyle and way.
Emojiswagger123~ YAYAYAYAY! Ok, will put the one-shot in the next chapter. My answer is...water? Will also use the dare. I can't believe that you didn't remind me about Daylight. LOL. Now you probably will review a long paragraph about her awesomeness...whoops. Not giving you any ideas.
Rainstorm of ShadowClan~ The fish's owner.
Hazeldapple~ Cool! So true! ;)
choochoocharliechick~ Uh oh.
Silverstar of LightningClan~ Thanks! (great new username)
Pondfrost~ Thanks for reviewing so quickly! My answer: The maid says they should all quit their jobs trying to help other people, and become insensitive burgers from McDonalds. They become the burger army previously mentioned and buy tons of armor with their winnings from the lottery. Their leader is Pattystar, who wages war upon the Hot Dogs, whose leader is Bunstar. They fight for centuries before the Burgers win and rule the galaxy. Then another tribe, the Sandwich, wages war. Their leader is Coldcutstar. In the end, Sandwich rules the galaxy, forcing the Burgers and Hot Dogs to become maids. Pattystar is like: "Isn't this where we started?" Thank you so much!
Riddle Answer: Only allow one prisoner to turn the light bulb off and all of the others turn it on if they have never turned it on before. If they have turned it on before they do nothing. The prisoner that can turn it off then knows they have all been there and saves them all when he has turned it off 99 times.
GTC Answer: Nightstar of ShadowClan
Ok. Here is the Dumbneeesssssssss!
The curtain on a suspiciously Twoleg-themed Tonight Show set. A black cat with blue eyes walked onstage, wearing a microphone on her head.
"WEEEEEEELLCOME!" she said. "TO DARES AND DUMBNESSSSSS! I'm your host, Midnight! Are you ready to see some stupidity?!" The crowd went extremely wild, and Firestar even stood up and shouted.
"Midnight!" Firestar shouted. "YOU ARE THE MOST PERFECT CAT IN EXISTENCE GIMME YOUR AUTOGRAPH!" Sandstorm, who was sitting next to him, slapped his face. Backstage, Daylight screamed through the curtain,
"I AM THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT!" she obsessively screamed. Midnight rolled her eyes.
"Our contestants," Midnight shouted. "First, she's pretty, an emoji with swagger in numerical order loves her, and she kinda has pizzaz...please welcome DAYLIGHT!" the golden tabby she-cat walked onstage receiving some cheers from the toms in the audience. She sat in a beige couch.
"I would like to thank the little cats-" Daylight was cut off by Midnight.
"Next, we have a she-cat with CONFIDENCE, she is very well loved, and has a bit of temper, please welcome NIGHTSP-" she was also cut off by a stage helper, Tigerclaw, whispering in her ear. "Ah. Please welcome NIGHTPAW!" Everyone cheered, and Nightpaw grumpily sat on the beige couch, far away on the opposite side from Daylight.
"Now, he's big, he's evil, and he is annoying," Midnight listed. Daylight hissed, while Nightpaw held back a chuckle."Please welcome ASTER!" Aster walked confidently onstage, as she-cats chanted his name. Then, he tripped on a paw. He hissed, standing up to look at his offender. Lionblaze. Lionblaze had stars in his pelt, and the two cats got in...well...a cat fight. Security guards broke them up, and Aster sat very closely next to Daylight. She purred and they started licking each other's ears.
"Enough!" Midnight bellowed. "NEXT! He is weird, kinda dumb, and crushes on every she-cat ever! Please welcome RAINCLOUD!" Raincloud walked onstage and took his seat in between Daylight and Nightpaw. He started looking back at them, until they used their claws to silently threaten him. He got a small amount of cheering.
"Finally!" Midnight sighed in relief. "She's a side character! She has spunk! Please welcome SQUIRRELSTAR!" Everyone cheered as the ThunderClan leader sat in a chair near the oh-so-famous couch. Then Midnight opened an envelope she had hidden behind her ear. Her eyes widened at the first dare.
"Daylight," she nervously spoke. "You have been dared to kill Aster." Daylight screamed, and threw a temper tantrum.
"I DON"T WANNA!" she pouted. "NO!" Midnight sighed.
"You have to," she unsympathetically stated. Daylight huffed. Aster sighed.
"You can do it," he said. "I'll reappear in a later chapter anyways." Daylight looked at him and then sighed.
"Fine," she squeaked. She ran up to him, yanked him off the couch, and bit his neck.
"ASTER!" she cried over his body. The janitor (Yellowfang) swept it up into a trash can, and ran off singing 'Row Your Boat'. The audience cheered, while many she-cats cried. Then Midnight read the next envelope's paper. Yet again, she looked shell-shocked.
"HOCUS POCUS!" Midnight screamed. Aster appeared, fully alive (smelling a bit trash-like), and shocked.
"Now what?!" Aster demanded. Midnight whispered in Raincloud's ear. He smirked and walked up to Daylight. Midnight forced a liquid down Raincloud's throat. He shape shifted to look like Aster. Raincloud grinned and walked up to Daylight. Then he promptly pressed his nose against Daylight's. Daylight looked shocked at first, but pressed her nose back. Security guards pushed Aster away, as he seethed. Then Raincloud smiled, looking a lot like Aster. Midnight grinned, and flicked a wand. Raincloud became Raincloud again. Daylight screeched and jumped back.
"Why-" Midnight stopped her with a grin.
"Accio polyjuice potion!" Midnight grinned as a potion bottle flew at her paw. "GET THE REFERENCE READERS!" The readers did, cause otherwise Midnight would cry.
"The dare was for Raincloud to kiss Daylight in front of Aster," she explained as the security guards released Aster. Aster stood very still, catching his breath. Then he pulled out a wand.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!" he screamed. A burst of green light hit Raincloud in the tail, and he slumped over. Yellowfang swept him up yet again, much to the audience's amusement.
"Next dare!" Midnight declared, opening the envelope. This time she laughed. "Nightpaw, you have been dared to bow down to Daylight!" Midnight announced. Nightpaw grumbled, but slowly walked up to Daylight. Daylight puffed out her chest as her 'inferior' padded up to her. Nightpaw bowed very low...
Only to swipe a paw under Daylight's leg. Daylight shrieked as she fell off the stage. Toms instantly mobbed her, and she-cats raced after the toms to calm everyone down. Nightpaw was rolling on the ground with laughter, and Raincloud's ghost suddenly appeared, smirking at Aster. Aster killed the ghost. he leapt into the crowd of crazy cats to save his mate, and was mobbed by she-cats. Midnight decided that this was in need of a time-out.
"COMMERCIAL BREAK!" She screamed to the camera-cats.
ShadowClan poo!
So stinky, even your kits hate it! So much, you wish that you hadn't patrolled that stupid border! It makes your eyes water!
"It smells like week old monster fish-kill dipped in vomit and rolled in mud," commented Firestar, while holding up a sign with Midnight's face on it.
This product is 'copyrighted'. Must be eighteen moons of age or older to order online. Must get parent approval before ordering if under 18.
"Aaaand, rolling!" a camera-cat announced.
"Okay!" Midnight chirped. All of the cats were seated again, very much alive. Half of the audience was holding clumps of hair, and Aster and Daylight looked slightly bald. Firestar was screaming in joy, holding a piece of black hair. Midnight had a bare patch of skin on her shoulder, and looked slightly flustered.
"Okay!" she repeated. "Last dare." Midnight opened the envelope.
"HA!" she beckoned for Squirrelstar to come over, and whispered in her ear. Squirrelstar grinned.
"Daylight," she called forth the golden warrior to where she was magically perched on a floating Highledge. "I banish you." Daylight screamed.
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"JK!" she yowled. Daylight's eyes widened, and she looked at Midnight. Midnight nodded, and Nightpaw yet again doubled over with laughter. The, Daylight attacked her.
Chaos ensued. Aster rushed to help his mate, Raincloud tried to taunt Aster and look at the she-cats, Squirrelstar rushed to help Nightpaw, and the audience swarmed onstage to grab fur as a 'souvenir'. The crew was frantically calling the police as the cats shrieked. Midnight was running away from Firestar, who was begging for a selfie.
"THANKS FOR WATCHING DARES AND DUMBNESS!" Midnight screamed to a camera. "I'M YOUR HOST, AND THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT EPISODE!" Then, she flashed her signature grin.
"THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!" she yowled desperately. "CUT! THAT'S A WRAP!"
Thanks everyone for the great reviews! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Let's try to bump the review count up to 200 by chapter 21, right?! Team goals!
BTW, I was wondering what Day and Night's team of writer/reviewers/followers/readers should be called. How about 'Team Sunset'? Or 'Team Dawn'? Leave a review about a suggestion for a name, or a vote for someone else's name. Thanks!
Another BTW: I will NOT be replying to simple answers to my riddles/special AN trivia. They would waste time I need as an author to write this story. Thx for understanding! :)
Here is a GTC and a Riddle:
GTC:
Shadowed from the sun
Falling,
Swimming,
Unable to go,
Until she can see my life
below.
Riddle: What disappears as soon as you say it's name?
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See ya!
~Midnight