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The end of the Ultra Boy joke. You know what they say about good things going on for too long.


TRY-OUT #13: MIRROR MISTRESS

NAME: SEMENTHA SKUTTER

HOMEWORLD: RIMBOR

ABILITIES: CAN CREATE MIRROR-IMAGE DUPLICATES OF PEOPLE.

"Don't worry, it'll wear off within the hour."

"It better. Next!"

The latest applicant, another former member of the United Planets Young Heroes, named Virus, walked out of the application area, another new applicant stepped in, dressed in a female version of Mirror Master (the name of at least six different villains who fought the Flash Family), walked in. She choked a bit when she saw that at least three of the male Legionnaires now spotted feminine features and cleavage.

"Damn Granderian Gender-Reversal Germs." Colossal GIRL muttered. Star Girl and Brainiac 5 nodded in agreement.

"Okay there, miss..." Light Lass asked.

"Mistress, Mirror Mistress." She said.

"It says here you can create mirror duplicates of people." Lightning Lad said, reading off the handheld.

"Just watch." Mirror Mistress said with a smirk, then pulled out a gun from her back and fired a ray at Ultra Boy. The resulting flash created a mirror duplicate of Jo, only, it wasn't an EXACT duplicate.

"Uh, what's wrong with him?"

The duplicate's skin was grey and clammy, like a corpse, and it's eyes were yellow and looking off in opposite directions.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The sound came out of its mouth and cut through nearly everyone, especially those with sensitive hearing. It was like the sound of claws attempting to render through diamond glass, or inertron.

"Get rid of it, get rid of it!" Lightning Lad ordered.

"And in a flash, the duplicate was gone.

"So, what do you think?" Mirror Mistress asked.

"No." Lightning Lad said. "I'm sorry, but if you were really serious about joining the Legion, you'd have read our Application Clause about having artificial powers."

"Artificial?"

"All of us have powers from birth, or gained from accidents or years of training. We don't accept members who have to rely on weapons and gadgets to create their powers since they could easily break in the middle of battle. Sorry."

"*Sighs*, it's alright." Mirror Mistress said, and slunk off.

"God, this has been a long day." Karate Kid said to Cham.

"!" Cham replied, his eyes looking off in different directions.

"KNOCK IT OFF!"

Try-out XIV: SNOWBUNNY LASS.