AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists (Firstly, slitting your wrists is a sign of suicidal tendancies, not of depression. Secondly, if you really did slit your wrists, wouldn't you keep it private and not publicise it like this?). PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY (Wait, there's Maths involved? But I haven't revised!). VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.(Regular bowels movements are indeed advised, Tara. Eating lots of fibre helps)

We ran to where Victor was. It turned out that Victor wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Edward Cullen (Apparently, same actor) was. Tony was there crying tears of blood. Mandy (who else?) was torturing him. Jack and I ran in front of Mandy.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "IvoryIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

"Huh?" I asked.
"Ivory I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Mandy. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed her in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain. (Well, as anyone who knows basic biology knows, that is indeed what happens when you puncture the heart, yes)

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around (You just stabbed him in the heart! He's not going anywhere!). Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

"Mandy what art thou doing?" called Victor. Then…… he started coming! (Hope he was using a condom) We could hear his high heels clacking to us (High heels? Tom Cruise or a crossdresser?). So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to CTU. We went to my room. Jack went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Tony taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) (No-ah, I don't-ah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Michelle, because she's not ugly or anything." (Of course neither of them are. Ebony is a textbook Mary Sue and B'loody Mary is a close friend of the Sue, which means that she is automatically good looking)

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Tony.(Oh, but you lot aren't? It seems like Ebony, Draco and Vampire have sex every 5 minutes)

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! (Of course, you're a Mary Sue) Like Gael and Adam took a video of me naked. Edgar says he's in love with me. Jack likes me and now even Mandy is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Tony! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) (They have? Noone has in this story. Besides, noone cares if your one-dimensional Mary Sue is a snob or not) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. (This whole fanfiction should be shown to anyone who is thinking of writing a fanfiction, to stop the creation of Mary Sues)