Did We Just Scadoo? Chapter 14, a naruto fanfic

Well about an hour after I posted the previous chapter, a better idea than my original one popped into my head and brought me the completion of this one hahaha.

Chapter 14

"JOE!" Everyone looked over to see that Joe had collapsed with Alasia on the ground next to her. Kakashi, Guy and Kushina ran over to the two girls. When they reached them, they could see that Joe was pail and blood was coming from her mouth.

"What happened!" Kushina worriedly asked. Kakashi and guy were picking Joe up and putting her on Kakashi's back.

"We were trying a new jutsu we were creating. I thought it would be okay to use it!" Alasia looked over at Joe. She could have shorn she saw a smirk. . .

"GOTCHA!" Before anyone could react, Joe had jumped off of Kakashi's back and stood a foot away with a defiant smirk played on her lips. In her hand were two shinobi head bands. Both Kakashi reached for theirs only to find out that they had been taken.

"Man you should see the look on your faces! Isn't it one of the rules to see underneath the underneath or something like that hahahaha. I won! Take that!"

BAM!

"YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH!" Kushina yelled. Damn she had a hard punch.

"Aww come on. Alasia was part of it too!"

"Oi! It was your idea. All I did was yell yo-"

BAM!

"YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT!" Kushina was fuming. Her hair almost looked like nine tails. This couldn't be good.

"AND WHERE THE HELL DID THE BLOOD COME FROM!" She wiped some off of Joe's cheek.

"aaah well it's actually red curry sauce." Joe point over to Alasia as she holds up a small bag with remnants of the curry sauce. Theu could see Kushina's killer intent when she saw that, so they did what anyone would do. . . they ran for our lives.

Kakashi and Guy both sweat-dropped.

"Well my youthful friend, it looks like they out smarted us this time. What youth!"

"Yeah. . . I guess they did." They continued to watch as Kushina chased the troublemakers around the arena. It was an amusing site.

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~Joe's Point of View~

"You guys were so COOL!" Itachi was telling us his favorite part of the fight while me and Alasia put ice on the spots where Kushina had hit us. Mikoto was over by Kushina trying to keep her from hitting us again. Lesson learned, never piss of the red haired Uzumaki. . . ever.

"You said you weren't as fast as Mr. Minato, but you were!"

I chuckled. "Well the jutsu I used wasn't complete. I didn't think it would work so I didn't want to count my chickens before they hatched but I decided to risk it anyways since Alasia gave me permission to haha. Oh and Alasia can do it too!" I gave Alasia a wink. I knew she would appreciate that.

"Hmp. Just what we need. . . two more hot heads." We all look over to see Mr fun himself . . . Fugaku Uchiha. Oh great. . . here comes the life of the party. (note the sarcasm.)

"Oi! What's that supposed to mean?" Kushina looked annoyed. It didn't help that she was already in a bad mood.

Mikoto sighed. "Oh Fugaku. Don't worry guys. He may seem cold and mean on the outside, but he really is a nice, kind hearted guy."

"Hn." Fugaku crossed his arms and scowled.

". . . . . . . "

"Hahahahahahaha! Fugaku hahaha nice hahaha That's rich!" Alasia and I were laughing. We couldn't help it. Kushina was covering her mouth and her shoulders were shaking. She must be trying not to laugh as well.

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After our meeting with Fugaku, Minato had shown up with the brightest, goofiest grin ever! He didn't tell us what was going on; just that he had good news and was taking us all out for dinner at Ichiraku's.

"Alright Min spill. What's the good news?" I pointed my chopsticks at him.

"Did you seriously just call him Min?" Alasia gave me the 'your dumb' look.

"What, It's what I usually what I call my plushy of him so it just came out."

"Your plushy. . . should I think your some crazy fangirl." Kushina asked. You could see the humer in her eyes.

"UHG! Can we PLEASE not talk about me and find out what the news is!" Minato chuckled.

"Alright. The good news is . . . . . . . " Minato gave a dramatic pause and looked each of us in the eye.

"Your killing me man!" I yell.

"Shut up!" Kushina and Alasia yell.

"Hahaha alright. The Hokage summoned me today because he had a very important matter to discuss with me." We all had confused looks on our faces. Minato wouldn't talk about things like that so openly. What's going on?

"It was about who the next Hokage was going to be." Light bulb! He was going to be the next Hokage which means he just got the news today!

"YOUR GOING TO BE THE NEXT HOKAGE! YES! MY FAVORITE HOKAGE EVER! Scratch that favorite KAGE EVER!" I started bouncing up and down. I could control my excitement.

While I was jumping for joy Alasia gave Minato and Kushina a shrug. Kushina then looked at Minato and gave him the biggest hug and a kiss on the cheek. Then went and partied with me.

~Alasia's Point of View~

"Your friend sure is a hyper one." Minato looked over at me. I could only shake my head and chuckle.

"Oh you have no idea. Congratulations by the way. I know you will be a great Hokage."

"Thanks. I don't know if I will be great bu-"

"No, trust me. I know you will be, if you get my drift." I gave him an all too knowing smirk.

He smiled back. "You know you shouldn't be talking about the future."

"This time won't hurt." We both sat back and watched as Joe and Kushina gradually started pulling more people into their mini party. Well it's not so mini now.

"Hey guys, we are getting everyone to celebrate so get your butts over hear and join us!" Kushina yelled.

So we partied.

Minato started to converse with friends. I saw all of the K-11's parents as well as their future senseis. I walked over to Joe when I saw it. The look in her eye screamed 'I have a plan'. Oh boy here we go again.

~Joe's Point of View~

I have a plan! It will get this party rockin'!

"Hey Alasia. . ."

"You have another plan I presume."

"hehe, I think we need some music." I gave her an evil grin

"I have to agree with you." She gave one right back.

~Normal POV~

By the time a crowd had shone up, the party was moved into the street. While everyone was conversing and having a good time, music suddenly started. Everyone looked over to see Joe and Alasia walk into the middle of the street (with swag I might add). Both had somehow changed their clothes. Alasia was wearing black pants with a black collared shirt, black vest and white tie. Joe was also wearing black pants but had a white tank-top on and a black suit jacket that was unbuttoned. Both had sunglasses on.

The crowd formed a circle around them. Then they started.

[Joe] Hullyeo peojineun umage matchweo
Everyone put your hands up and get your drinks up
[Alasia] On sesangi hamkke michyeo
Everyone put your hands up and get your drinks up

[All] *starts dancing*

Now
Put your Hands Up, Put your Hands Up, put, put, put, put, put
Put your Hands Up, Put your Hands Up, put, put, put, put, put
Put your Hands Up, Put your Hands Up, put, put, put, put, put
Put your Hands Up, Put your Hands Up, put, put, put, put, put

[Alasia] Bollyumeul nopyeo seupikkeo teojidorok
Geurigo modu hamkke michyeo jeongshin ppajidorok
Jeongshin ppajidorok, jeongshin ppajidorok
On momeul heundeureo bwa bwa
Amu saenggak an nadorok

[Joe] Oneul modu hamkke bam sae
Nae mare dongeui haneun saram manse
Oneul kkeutkkaji gyesok dallyeogase
Irya! Irya! You know what I'm sayin'
Igeon gwireul deudneun piro hwe bokje yeongyangje
Patireul teoteurineun gipokje
Bam sae heundeullineun bulbiche
Ttak eoulliji nae mal matje

[Alasia] Hullyeo peojineun umage matchweo
Everyone put your hands up and get your drinks up
[Joe] On sesangi hamkke michyeo
Everyone put your hands up and get your drinks up

[All] * Jumps in front of people to dance*

[Joe] Here we go, Here we go gyesok dallijago
Ije gyeou yeoldu shi ajik hae tteullyeomyeon meoreottago
Hae tteullyeomyeon meoreottago, hae tteullyeomyeon meoreottago
Geureoni han jando mashigo
Dashi jakhajago

[Alasia] Haega tteugi jeone jeoltae
Eumagi kkeunhgineun iri eopge
oneul bameul butakhae
[Joe] "Oppa mideodo dweji OK?"
[Alasia] Yes Sir
Naneun meonjeo deureo galke
Ireon mari naoneun iri eopge
Sul han janeul dagachi deurikkilke
One shot dagachi ja galke

[Joe] Hullyeo peojineun umage matchweo
Everyone put your hands up and get your drinks up
[Alasia] On sesangi hamkke michyeo
Everyone put your hands up and get your drinks up

[All] *dance around Minato*

[All] Don't stop oneul bameul
Tteooreuneun modeun saenggageun OH
Biweo beorigoneun
Dagachi jeulgyeo bwa OOH~

[All] Now
Put your Hands Up, Put your Hands Up, put, put, put, put, put
Put your Hands Up, Put your Hands Up, put, put, put, put, put
Put your Hands Up, Put your Hands Up, put, put, put, put, put
Put your Hands Up, Put your Hands Up, put, put, put, put, put

Put your Hands Up!

Then with a cloud of smoke, Joe and Alasia vanish from the center. Everyone starts cheering.

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After the big show, Alasia and Joe were off to the side watching the party go on.

"Hey beautiful ladies, it's a great party here. Want a drink? It's on me" Both girls looked over to see Jiraiya wink at them. They looked around to see if he was talking to anyone else, well they were praying that he was.

"Hahaha don't look around, I'm talking to you fine women. Do you think you can help me with some of my research? You see I'm a writer and I need some hands on experience to really grasp what I will write for me readers. "

Both had the same thoughts running through their heads. I think I'm going to be sick, and where the hell did he come from! But the one that screamed in their heads was, Did he just say he want's US for his RESEARCH!

Both girls looked at each other, then at Jiraiya and finally back at each other, coming to an agreement.

They send the pervert flying with a combined kick over the crowd. He landed on his face right in front of Minato and Kushina.

"Oi Min! Your sensei was being a perv. and flirting with us. We just want permission to 'handle' him." Joe called out.

Minato sighed. "Jiraiya sensei, what am I going to do with you?"

While he was getting up, Jiraiya responded, "hehe they're fighters, those two are. I guess I shouldn't mess with them eh?"

"No, deffinatly not those two."

Luckily Jiraiya was too drunk to remember what happened . . . they hoped.

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~Alasia's POV~

After the big party (we made sure it was big hahaha) the four of us headed back to the house so we could go to bed. I looked over at Joe and it was obvious that she was tired.

"Hey, thank you both for tonight. I won't forget it hahaha. Actually I don't think the village will forget it either." Minato said. Both of us were too tired to give an answer so we nodded and smiled. Joe managed to give a thumbs up.

PARTY! hahahaha for those who don't know, the song's name is 'Hands up' by 2pm. It was the song I was listening to while writing this hahaha.

Starting next week, I will try and post a new chapter about once every week. I have just gotten off of school for the summer (I'm an exchange student in Thailand and their school year just ended) so I have more time on my hands. Starting this June I go to college but we'll see how things are by then hahaha thanks for reading! XD