LOL I really enjoyed that joke earlier X) Now you can enjoy this chapter for putting up with me.

After Gobber had finished his note to Astrid justifying semen as the cure for her illness, have a sketchbook's worth of paper had been wasted. And by wasted, that meant crumpled up rough drafts all over the living room floor. It looked at least good enough to possibly let Astrid only hit Hiccup a few times after he told her the "news." With the limited time they had, it seemed good enough.

Gobber patted him on the shoulder. "Good luck lad. Do ya want me to get ya something for the beating she'll give ya?"

Hiccup sighed as he started up the stairs. "No, but could you get me some kind of painkiller from Gothi? I think I'm going to be sore later."

"Ha. Sure, lad. I'll see if I can hook you up with some of that exotic dragon nip we use for the belly achin dragons."

"Thanks Gobber."

"Ungh… YES…" Astrid whined as Hiccup slipped back into her thoroughly used slit, his thick meat still stretching the poor girl out like piece of coiled leather ready to snap. She embedded her nails into his back as he quickly came again, overflowing her again with another half gallon sized load.

"Astrid," He whispered her name.

"Oh, Hiccup. I love you so much."

"Astrid…"

"Mmmm… Hiccup."

"Astrid?"

Astrid grimaced as the dream faded and she suddenly felt the pressure of a hand on her shoulder. She groaned weakly for a moment before rolling over, her eyes lighting up slightly at the sight of her trophy husband. "Hey, you."

"Um… Hey Astrid."

She almost instantly noticed he wasn't making eye contact with her. "Everything all right? You seem nervous."

"Me? Oh, yeah. Its just a lot has happened in the past few hours."

"Oh, really? Like what?"

He smirked confidently. "Well, for one, I heard my wife moaning my name in her sleep when I walked into our bedroom today."

She smiled back at him. "You must really rock her world if you make her do that."

"That would explain why she indulges me with her goddess body all the time." They sat their for a moment smiling contently at each other before Hiccup got back on task. "Ahem, anyway, Gobber came with the brew we needed."

"Oh, good. Where is it?"

Hiccup scratched the back of his head nervously. "Yeah, about that… I had to eat it."

She looked at him seriously for a moment. "What?"

He quickly handed Gobber's note to her before he began explaining.

As he finished his little story, he noticed Astrid never unfolded the note. "Um… Are you going to read that?"

Astrid sat up with a somewhat stern look on her face. "So let me get this straight. The medicine is in your jizz, and I have to eat it."

Hiccup nodded.

"And I have to suck it out of you directly to get the most effect out of it."

He nodded again.

She gave him a skeptical stare. "And you expect me to believe that?"

"No. That's why I had Gobber write that note. So you would believe me."

To Hiccup's surprise, she didn't read the note. In fact, she tossed it across the room. Then she grabbed Hiccup by his vest and yanked him onto the bed, making him crawl over her. She kissed him deeply but carefully because of how frail she felt. "Okay," she whispered.

"You believe me?"

"I trust you. I don't think you'd lie about something this serious." She wrapped her arm around his neck and back before connecting their lips once more. They laid together like that for at least a good few minutes, gently tongue fucking each other and groping each other so firmly there would be marks later in the day. Soon, Hiccup was throbbing within his pants, and desperately tried to get them off without losing the close embrace with his wife. He failed to do so, and was forced to get up onto his knees and undo the laces. Astrid smiled and aided him, tugging down his pants and skivvies after the laces were undone and freeing his dragon from its cage once again.

"Mmmm, that's nice," Hiccup murmured as Astrid began stroking the base of it softly and teasingly, "You have really soft hands for a warrior, you know that?"

"You are wearing too many clothes. You know that?"

Hiccup couldn't agree more. He removed his prosthetic quickly, only undoing half the straps before pulling it off and putting it at the foot of the bed. He promptly yanked off everything else waist down before crawling back over Astrid. She had undone the front of her robe, and now she lay absolutely naked under him, except for her arms, which were the only part still dressed. He adjusted himself until he was between her legs before slowly pushing against her.

She grunted for a moment at the wonderful pressure and slow stretch at her drooling entrance, but then stopped him, pushing away his hips. "Wait, Hiccup."

He stopped and backed off, confused and slightly worried at her sense of urgency. He looked at her with concerned eyes.

Astrid spoke in a weak voice, "I… I cant. Not that way. I don't have the energy right now for what you would end up giving me."

Because of her current state, he remained patient with her. "Okay. I understand."

She placed her hand on his face gently and whimpered, "But I still want you to finish. I need you to."

"I know," He stroked her hair as they sat in their moment. "Can I try something crazy?"

"I trust you," she said simply with a smile.

"Thank you." He kissed her on the forehead before reaching over to the counter of the nightstand to the left of the bed and taking the slender lotion bottle. There wasn't much left, but only just enough for his plan to work. He handed it to her. "Would you mind?" She eyed him suspiciously for a moment before he told her, "We need it for the plan."

Soon a small amount was poured over him, and Astrid slowly got to work, giving long strokes up and down his shaft. She was about to put the bottle back with the other hand before Hiccup took it back. Astrid gasped at the cold sensation as Hiccup emptied the bottle between her breasts. He moved over her until he straddled her abdomen, and then it suddenly became clear. Her breasts were certainly big enough for this, and he was the perfect size to finish into her mouth.

"This is genius Hiccup. How did you think of this?"

"You gave me the idea. When you sucked me with your boobs on my lap."

She fondly remembered the occasion, her between his legs and her breasts around him as she took him into her throat on purpose for the first time. Now seemed almost the same, except he was on top of her. And this was a necessity for her survival.

She adjusted herself backward until her head was against the headboard, then moved a pillow behind her head. Hiccup followed her movement, and after she was comfortable, slid his thickness between her breasts. She looked up to him with an encouraging grin and kissed its head before slowly stuffing her mouth with him. He gripped the headboard with one hand and grunted quietly as she sucked and massaged him with her tongue. Astrid swiftly moved forward with Hiccup's plan since he was distracted, and pressed her soft breasts together around his shaft. She began moving each one in alternating directions, making him shudder in response.

"You are really good at this for a beginner, Astrid." He huffed as his breathing accelerated.

She removed him from her mouth with a slick pop, saliva connecting him to her mouth in two thin strings. She licked her lips. "Care to take over here, genius? This was your plan, and I'm not supposed to be very active right now."

"Oh, right. Sorry." He took his hands from the headboard and grasped her breasts from the side, squeezing them together tightly, but not enough to make Astrid uncomfortable. She relaxed her arms watched him begin to slide in and out between her cleavage. It was a rather odd combination of sensations, the tight pressure on her breasts and the stiff movement between them was like she was working a bar of soap along her flesh. There was also the vibration of him, pulsing against her flesh like a growling dragon.

Within minutes, he was fully thrusting against the tight crevice of her cleavage. A desperate cry escaped him, "Oh Gods, Astrid, here it comes."

Astrid smiled wickedly opening her mouth wide for him. "That's a good boy. Give your girl her medicine. Your thick, hot…"

"OH GODS!" Her words lit his innards ablaze, making him almost instantly fire the first large stream of cum directly onto her tongue.

Astrid was taken aback by the flavor of him. It was thick like snot and plentiful, as expected, but the flavor was much more appealing than before. It was still musty, but had lost its essence of salt. It now had a distinctly sweet flavor, like the cream filled treat she had enjoyed during their last date before their wedding.

She hummed in delight at the candy like flavor and pushed her head down, enveloping his tip as he continued to spasm and unload himself onto her awaiting mouth. He released her breasts and moaned deeply, taking the headboard in a death grip to prevent hurting his wife. Astrid continued his work with her hands, milking more of this delicious medicine from her husband and making his head reel back, his hips bucking into her mouth as he squirmed in ecstasy. Her mouth was nearly overwhelmed by his massive surge of cum, and though she wanted to indulge in the flavor of him, she had to gulp it down fervently until he was a few seconds into his orgasm. Then she let her mouth get filled, removing his dick from her mouth accordingly as space for it was lost.

By the time Hiccup finished, breathing heavily as his muscles relaxed, Astrid's cheeks were completely full of his seed. She relished this new flavor of him, swishing her tongue around her semen filled mouth before swallowing it little by little.

"Thank you, Astrid," Hiccup breathed, forced into exhaustion by the suspended orgasm his body had been craving.

As Astrid finished gulping down her medicine, she licked her lips happily. "No Hiccup. Thank you for that delicious medicine. I don't mean to sound selfish, but would it be okay if I had seconds?"

It seems Astrid has a new favorite creamy treat and it comes from her favorite meat stick

Next chapter: Heather shows up to help Astrid get her second dose.

I AM STILL NEEDING A COVER ART! ME NEED GOOD ARTIST FOR HELP PLZ!