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The two enemies looked at each other. Alice noted that even in the bitches ridiculous attire, she still looked overweight. And the retarded hairstyle didn't help much. "So...Alice..." She spoke as if the name were a horrid disease. "How exactly did you get here?" The bitchy queen shrieked. She sounded like some sort of monkey and bird mixed. "That's my buisness. You order those ugly beasts you call pets and you nearly killed this whole household!"

"That was my plan this whole time idiot." Alice was close to jabbing her sword down the queen's throat. Hatter tapped on her shoulder. "You two know each other?" Alice nodded. "Unfortunately, yes we do," The queen sighed. "we go to the same school. She likes to bully me and insult my family." Alice's eyes widened. "WHA?" Hatter looked at Alice in surprise. "Really Alice? i didn't think you were that kind of person." Hatter winked. March just chuckled as he brought in the bodies of spies.

Alice just watched as the always bitchy queen stepped off her ride and stood in front of Alice. "Rise and face me oh cowardly Alice." Alice wanted no more than to slit her throat but stood. The Queen tried to take Alice's sword away. "Give it to me now. This will look good on my mantle." Alice kept an iron grip on the sword and stomped on the Queens foot.

"OW!" The queen stepped back and fumed. "ATTACK HER!" The card behind her started charging into the house and destroying many pieces of furniture. Hatter and March killed them all in a matter of seconds. The Queen was as red as an apple after the massacre and retreated back to her castle. "YOU WILL REGRET EVER CROSSING ME ALICE LIDDEL!" They could hear her scream.

All the maids and servants started cleaning the bloody mess in the main halls as Alice and Hatter started to take a walk in the half destroyed gardens. "We're going to have to fix everything sooner or later you know." Alice stated. Their hands were entwined together as they walked. Hatter nodded. "We'll fix it after all this shit the pink fag has started ends." Both of them were talking so much to not notice the large root in front of them.

"AHH!" Alice yelled as she tripped over the root, pulling Hatter on top of her. Alice blushed, she could feel his hot breath on her face. He had a slight pink across his face and put his arms on the ground on both sides to steady himself. Slowly, he went down for a kiss. She closed her eyes as he kissed her, his lips felt warm and loving against hers. She wrapped her arms around his waist and kissed him deeper.

He smirked a bit and slid in his tongue. His tongue wormed its way into her mouth. She tasted him and let him explore her. He...He tastes just like raspberries... He groaned as she explored his taste a bit further into his mouth. He slid his hands up her shirt and felt her back.

The bra she was wearing nearly became undone if not for the sudden thundering on the ground. Hatter broke the kiss and pulled Alice up. They started running for the house and slammed the door shut, right before that, a howl pierced the night air. Shivers went down everyones spines that night. So much that Dee and Dum had to sleep with Alice so they could 'protect' her.

The next day

Alice woke up early, Dee and Dum were gone and out patrolling the front gates when Hatter came in. "How's those cuts and such cricket?" Alice sat up. "They're healing pretty well. The one on my head is giving me a headache though." Hatter wasn't listening to her though. He was looking out the window with a cautious look on his face.

"Cricket, did you happen to hear anything last night?" Alice shook her head. "Nope, after that awful howl, all I heard before I fell asleep was Dee and Dum's snoring." Hatter was tempted to ask why they were even sleeping with her in the first place. His eye twitched.

"That howl was the Queen's second pet. It's supposedly the most destructive of all four." Alice asked, "Do you know how to use a sword?" Hatter nodded. "But you should ask Cheshire to help you. He's a better swordsman thsn me."

It surprised Alice to see him admitting he wasn't good at something. "Do you need some privacy?" Alice nodded and he left the room. She slipped on a pair of dress pants, one of her white t-shirts, and a black waistcoat with her sneakers and tied her blonde locks up in a pony-tail. She walked down the corridors and saw March.

She waved weakly and smiled. He smiled back and opened one of the many doors floating in the air. Amazingly, it led to another room. She peeked in it and her jaw nearly hit the floor. There was Cheshire, in bed with some other cat girl, making out naked. Alice felt sick to her stomach until the March Hare fired a gun-shot into the roof.

Thank god... Alice watched as March gave Cheshire some instructions then left in a hurry. Alice closed the door hurriedly and saw March looking at her. He was wearing the same thing he wore yesterday and looked worried, there were creases under his eyelids and he looked really tired.

He forced a smile at her and bounded off. I wonder what hes been up to... Right after that, Cheshire stepped out of his room in a robe. "and why are you here dear Alice? Hoping to be alone with me?" He held her hand. Alice clenched her teeth as he felt her hips. "No, now get your filthy hands off of me." Cheshire stepped back. "So if you don't want to lose yourself to me, what do you want?"

Alice told him about her wanting to learn how to use a sword. "Then why don't you learn from that asshat of yours?" Cheshire raised an eyebrow. "Because you seem the most experienced with blades."

"Very well then," Alice nearly squealed in excitement. "but," The happiness suddenly died. "you have to let me touch you when ever I want." Alice's joy was now of pure disgust. "Fine. But don't try anything funny." Cheshire made a mocking bow to her and went back into his room. Alice stomped off into the garden crushing every pitiful item she stepped on.