A/N: Chapter 14 already! As my friend said when she walked into my house for the first time in two months (she was on a trip): What!?!? Twelve chapters in 2 DAYS!!!!! Annie don't you have a life!?!?!?!?!?

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Friday Morning

7:30 AM

Percy and Annabeth stepped out of the car. Annabeth opened the back door and pulled out the car seat while Percy got her bag.

"Welcome home, sweetheart," Annabeth said walking into the laundry room and then into the kitchen.

"Welcome home baby," Athena said from the stove. She was wearing a magenta robe with bunny slippers and Poseidon stood head inside the fridge wearing some dolphin shorts with matching slippers.

"Percy, why are my Mother and Poseidon cooking breakfast in their bathrobes in our kitchen?" Annabeth yelled.

"How the hell am I supposed to know? Wait, did they have sex in the house, because that is not cool!" Percy yelled hauling the suitcase in from the garage.

"No, we did not have sex in the house. We did like an hour ago, but then came straight here," Poseidon said setting the table and tickling Nicole's tummy.

"Oh do you have to tell them anything about it," Athena said pouring Annabeth a cup of coffee. "Does Percy do that thing, with the toes?"

"What thing with the toes?" Percy asked coming into the kitchen.

"You know, the thingy!" replied Athena.

"What thingy!!!!" cried the still emotional Annabeth impatiently.

"Are you seriously going to tell them?" asked Poseidon.

"Well, it's not that important," Athena, said.

"What, is it that bad?" Percy asked uncertainly.

"No…it's not as G rated as the other thing," Athena said. "It's like beyond R rated."

"There's nothing higher than R rated…what are you a movie critic now?" Poseidon replied.

"Hey everybody, sorry I couldn't be there last night." Nico said as he came through the front door. "Whoa! Is that foofystacks I smell..." he added walking into the kitchen. "Ooh…ah…" said Nico as he grabbed a plateful overloaded with pancakes. While taking a bite, he slowly backed out the back door onto the deck.

"Awkward." said Percy after a long uncomfortable silence.

After another minute Annabeth spoke up, "Do you think he remembered about the hole he made last week?"

Seconds later a thundering thump reached their ears. "Apparently not," muttered Poseidon.

"Oh no!!!!! My foofystacks fell!!! Wait…ten second rule!" Nico yelled.

After a moment Athena sprayed her coffee when she heard what he had said. "Did he just say foofystacks?"

"Yes," said a coffee covered Poseidon. "By the way…" pausing to lick his lips, "you needed more sugar in your coffee."

"Do you think he needs help?" asked a worried Annabeth.

"No, maybe later," said Percy quickly. "Don't worry he has his foofystacks, remember?"

"Didn't we have bunnies though?" replied Annabeth.

"Yummy! Chocolate Chips!" Nico said giddy with happiness.

"Oh shit," Percy said slowly.

"Do you think he actually…nope I don't want know," Athena said grabbing a plate.

After watching Athena sit down to eat and hearing Nico's cries of happiness, Poseidon grimaced, "You know what…I'm not hungry anymore."

Suddenly, after hearing what Poseidon said, a look of utter disgust came across her face and she hastily pushed her plate away.