Ichigo had a nice day with his boss, having told Kenpachi he only had two pair of clothes and both went out to buy clothes. Kenpachi sure bought expensive clothes, though. He stared at the dozens of bags, mouth hanging open, turning his head to stare at his boss in shock. Kenpachi wasn't paying attention, just walked around the car and got in.
Ichigo closed his eyes and took a deep breath. Okay.
Now was time to start "Pick and man and fuck him."
That wasn't a great name, but it would have to do for now.
Ichigo got in the car and narrowed his eyes, looking to the side, staring at the man. Kenpachi was strong and cared for his adopted daughter a lot. He was smart. He was muscular. Ichigo's face turned red, remembering the man's toned chest that time when he showed him his stitch. He closed his eyes and shook his head. Concentrate, Ichigo!
Okay, now to look through the bunch.
He finished Kenpachi, so... next was Stark.
Stark was a nice man. He didn't know whether he was built, but he was attractive enough. What was he talking about? He was hot. He was smart, seeing as he owned a company. He must be really smart to have it in check and still be successful. But he seemed really tired. Maybe he does work really hard. But he doesn't know he's actually a man.
Grimmjow... His face turned bright red. He's kissed him a few times, but he didn't know he was actually a man as well. But he was smart, funny, and probably built as well. Dammit. He should have known. But if he did, Ichigo was going to quit. Even if another person found out, he was out of there.
And last was Nnoitra... The blush on his face went another deeper shade of red. He threatened to use the knowledge of him being a man so he could get sexual favors. But thankfully he said he didn't want anything else. But he did say he could... sleep with him if he wanted. But the thought of him using blackmail to try and sleep with him made his blood boil. But he sort of, sort of, had a crush on him as well.
So... he had to choose between two people.
Kenpachi and Nnoitra.
Which one.
"Why the hell do ya have that look on yer face?"
Ichigo widened his eyes and looked to the side, seeing that they were at a red light, seeing the man staring at his with a raised eyebrow, a look of confusion on his face. Ichigo turned red with embarrassment.
"I... just feel hungry." Ichigo said, not going to tell the man that he was considering on sleeping with him or Nnoitra.
"Then let's go eat."
"Sounds nice."
Ichigo was quiet.
Which one?
Pick!
Which one could you sleep with, Ichigo? He narrowed his eyes in concentration, trying to pick. He could go with Kenpachi, or Nnoitra. He could go with Kenpachi. The thought of trailing his hands down his chest made his face turn bright red. He shook his head. Or Nnoitra.
Shit.
Who?
He sighed and closed his eyes. He didn't know.
::
They finished eating and were walking up the stairs to the hotel. But once they walked through the doors, Ichigo widened his eyes and hid behind the taller man while Kenpachi scoffed and glared at the three that sat in the lobby.
Several curses went through Ichigo's head.
Why the hell were they in the lobby?
Grimmjow looked towards the entrance and grinned widely, holding up his arm in a greeting.
"Kenpachi. There ya are. We were gonna phone ya an' ask if ya wanna go ta the bar." Grimmjow said, arms resting on the back of the couch.
Nnoitra and Stark looked towards the door with a nod, seeing Kenpachi glaring at all of them. They all frowned. What did they do? Ichigo trembled behind the taller man, eyes wide, wondering if he was going to get fired now.
"Nnoitra."
The one eyed man looked up and raised an eyebrow, seeing the taller man gesture him to walk towards him. He frowned. What did the grumpy bastard want? He stood up with a sigh and walked towards the other man, stopping in front of him.
"Wha-"
He stopped when he saw Kenpachi gesturing him to look behind him.
"...Ya okay?" Nnoitra asked, raising an eyebrow.
Kenpachi glared at the other man, seeing Nnoitra roll his eye and look behind him. He widened his eye a second later when he saw the orange haired man. He nodded curtly. Yep. He was definitely a man.
"Why is he-"
"We got ta go ta my hotel room." Kenpachi grit out, his eye twitching slightly.
Nnoitra raised an eyebrow before looking back, staring at the two men that stared at them curiously. Oh! Damn. He frowned and looked at the other man, bending over slightly and glaring at the Strawberry when he saw him turn his head and grin nervously.
"Fine. I hafta go get my... wallet." Nnoitra said with a shrug.
Ichigo walked along side both the taller men, glad for their height, trying to make it to the elevator.
"Yeah, well, hurry up!" Grimmjow yelled, glaring at the two other men, sipping coffee from a cup.
Stark sighed and shook his head.
They were too loud.
"ARE YA BOTH IDIOTS?" Nnoitra yelled, glaring at both the other men in the elevator.
"Ya don't need ta call me an idiot. This guy's an idiot." Kenpachi said while pointing at the Strawberry.
"WHAT? You said we should go out!" Ichigo yelled, glaring at the taller man.
"WHAT? Ya said we should go out since I knew ya were a man!" Kenpachi yelled and he glared at the smaller man, hands clenched tightly together, feeling the need to punch the daylights out of someone.
Nnoitra raised an eyebrow and took a step back.
"Whoa. Were ya two... on a date?" Nnoitra asked.
"NO!"
Both Ichigo and Kenpachi were glaring at the tall skinny man, Ichigo shaking in anger. Nnoitra stopped all this yelling by smirking, making the Strawberry narrow his eyes suspiciously and take several steps back. A look came over the man's face, like that time when he found... out...
"What?" Ichigo asked with a nervous look on his face.
"Ya look cute." Nnoitra commented, stepping closer to the Strawberry and bending down to his eye level. "I bet other guys mistook ya fer a girl before, eh?"
Ichigo instantly frowned and glared at his boss.
"SHUT UP!" Ichigo yelled, turning his head when he heard the elevator doors open.
He stomped out of the elevator and down the hallway, both the other taller man following. Nnoitra turned his head and looked down, staring at the bags Kenpachi was carrying.
"Ya went shoppin'?" Nnoitra asked as he raised an eyebrow. "Why?"
"Strawberry said he only had two pairs of clothes, an' I thought I would go buy my clothes." Kenpachi said, shrugging as if it wasn't a big deal.
Sure, it was a big deal.
Cost a lot, man.
"MY NAME ISN'T STRAWBERRY!" Ichigo yelled, turning his head and glaring at the tall smirking man. "And if you give me my clothes and leave I will be on my way." He said, digging in his pockets.
He paused.
"As soon as you open my door."
Nnoitra raised an eyebrow.
"Ya forgot yer key?" Nnoitra asked, wondering who in their right mind ever did that. "Are ya an idio-"
"I dare you to finish that sentence, Mr. Jiruga." Ichigo said, pointing at the taller, possibly stronger, man. "I won't hesitate to attack you if you finish that sentence."
Nnoitra and Kenpachi raised an eyebrow and glanced at each other.
"...If ya were a woman... I woulda guessed ya had PMS." Kenpachi said, setting down the bags and digging around in his pockets.
Ichigo glared at his boss, seeing him open the door.
He nodded and walked in, slamming his door shut.
"...Can't wait ta see how he's gonna be at dinner tomorrow." Nnoitra said with sarcasm, rolling his eye.
The door opened.
"Dinner?" Ichigo asked, staring at both men questioningly.
"Yeah. Stark said he was gonna buy us dinner tomorrow." Nnoitra said, wondering why the Strawberry didn't know. "He told us all when we left Karakura."
Ichigo stared at the man.
"He probably wasn't listenin'." Kenpachi muttered, giving the orange haired man a blank look.
"Do I... need to dress up all fancy?" Ichigo asked, raising his eyebrows curiously, looking quite pale.
Both Nnoitra and Kenpachi had gleams in their eyes, both smirking as they looked the Strawberry over. Ichigo blinked before paling, wondering if he should have said that. He stared at both men towering over him. Wait.
Fancy.
Women wore dresses.
Both Kenpachi and Nnoitra looked amused.
"...Oh, fuck no. I'm not wearing a dress!" Ichigo yelled, glaring at both men, shaking his head.
"We weren't thinkin' of dresses. But thanks fer the idea." Kenpachi said, grinning widely.
Ichigo cursed and slammed the door shut, both men hearing curses through the door.
They glanced at each other.
What about-
Ichigo opened the door once more.
"I need my clothes... please."
::
Ichigo was pissed.
It was as simple as that. Not only did Kenpachi have another free day, but also did Nnoitra. And since they both had free days, Grimmjow and Stark going to meetings, they decided to take the Strawberry out. Not as in going to the movies or getting something to eat.
They.
Were.
Having.
Him.
Try.
Dresses.
ON!
Ichigo glared at the two smirking men, seeing them look him over. He was wearing a red dress that showed off his back. He glanced around the area, his face turning bright pink when he saw several people give him strange looks as they walked by.
"Nah. He can't wear that one. His bra's gonna show in the back." Nnoitra said, loudly, which earned a lot of looks from other people. "An' he can't go all natural 'cause he's got no breasts."
"I'm begging you to stop talking loud." Ichigo said, glaring at the one eyed man.
The other one eyed man grinned widely.
"Then let 'im wear this one." Kenpachi said, holding up something.
Nnoitra looked at it and grinned widely while Ichigo gawked at it.
"B-But that's see-through! And it's lingerie!" Ichigo yelled, pointing at the underwear that both men seemed to want to see him in. fucking perverts. "That's only for women! And where did you get it?"
"Over there." Kenpachi said, pointing backwards.
Ichigo looked past him and frowned.
He was looking in the same woman's section.
He scoffed. It wasn't like they weren't already in the woman's section. But he looked in the underwear section! He glared at his boss, seeing his grin and seeing him turn around to walk away and put the damn degrading thing back. He frowned deeply. He honestly had no idea why women wore those to arouse their husbands. They only need to wear their birthday suits.
Then their husbands would be all crazy.
He paused.
Why did he start thinking of married couples and arousing?
"How 'bout this?" Nnoitra asked with a wide grin, holding up another dress.
"It's a dress. I won't like it." Ichigo said, turning his head and glaring at the still amused man.
He glanced at the dress.
It was black.
Didn't really suit him.
He paused and widened his eyes.
Oh, god! He was starting to think like a woman! Or did women think like that? Hell, he didn't know! He shook his head, making Nnoitra frown and go put the dress back. When Kenpachi came back, he held up several dresses, still looking mighty amused.
He looked over the dresses and went into the changing room, trying them all on and walking out, seeing both men look him over, shaking their heads for several dresses. Man. Now he knew how his sisters felt.
Ichigo stood in the changing room, standing in his underwear. He remembered when his mother wore dresses. She looked beautiful. He just wondered how much hours it took her to find the right one. He looked at the purple one.
Hmm.
Maybe.
He grabbed it and took the hanger out of it, putting it on. He looked at himself in the mirror. It was a dark purple dress. It didn't show his back, thank god, but it did show off his stomach. There was a diamond hole on the stomach. He poked his stomach and looked down, staring at the dress. It was long and covered his legs. It showed off his arms. Nice. He nodded. It was nice.
"Is this going to be a fancy dinner?" Ichigo asked, scowling.
"Yeah! We're all gonna be wearin' suits!"
"...You always wear suits."
"I mean we're gonna be wearin' tuxes!"
Ichigo blinked when he heard Kenpachi and Nnoitra talking now.
"We are?"
"Yeah. 'Member what Stark said? He said he was gonna thank Berry fer bein' out secretary fer so long."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Why the hell would I lie?"
"But I don't wanna fuckin' wear a tux."
"We hafta. Otherwise we'll be gettin' a lot of work when we get back."
"That's a buncha of horse shi-"
"Um... I'm coming out." Ichigo said, hoping to stop the conversation.
When he walked out, he saw both men blink and widen their eyes slightly, several other people stopping to stare at him. Was that a good reaction or bad? Nnoitra nodded slowly while Kenpachi stared at the Strawberry for long several moments.
"...Is that a yes or a no?" Ichigo asked with a scowl.
"Fuckin' yes!" Nnoitra yelled, grinning widely. "I could jus' fuck ya right now-"
Ichigo punched him and stomped back into the changing room, his face burning bright red. Idiot! Nnoitra frowned and rubbed his chest, right where Strawberry hit him. Kenpachi stared at the door before smirking widely.
Ichigo inwardly cursed, taking off the dress and putting the hanger on it.
Damn that tall bastard for being-
"Need help?"
Ichigo widened his eyes and shivered when he felt someone's hot breath on the back of his neck. He looked to the side, staring at the mirror, widening his eyes when he saw both Kenpachi and Nnoitra. He face turned bright red. They were seeing him in his underwear! He turned around, glaring at both men.
"Y-You're not supposed to be here-"
Ichigo stopped and froze when Kenpachi bent down, his tongue running over his neck. He shivered again, a blush spreading across his face, eyes wide. His boss, the one that didn't do anything to him before, was licking... his neck. He jolted when he felt Nnoitra groping his ass from behind. Shit! Kenpachi trailed kisses down his neck and Nnoitra was running his hand down his leg.
"Y-You have to stop- aaah!"
Both men smirked, Ichigo feeling like putty.
"I don't think ya want us ta stop." Nnoitra muttered, grinning widely.
Ichigo closed his eyes tightly, blushing like crazy. Why did they have to do this to him? They were cornering him! He moaned quietly, making both men grin widely. Ichigo had to jolt when Kenpachi crushed his lips against his, feeling Nnoitra grab a hold of his now erect penis. Shit! Shit, shit, shit! Damn these two bastards!
Nnoitra licked the back of his neck, Kenpachi was touching places it his mouth...
He wasn't going to lie.
It felt incredible!
He's had sex before, with women, but it never felt like this. And it was two men! Ichigo was sure he wasn't gay, so why was he getting so hard it was almost painful? Nnoitra grinned widely. Berry's been nothing but bitchy, but now he being submissive.
Ichigo clenched his hands tightly together, feeling Nnoitra stroke him. Shit! Shit! Why?
He groaned, eyes closed tightly, trying to calm himself. He froze when he felt something hard prodding his stomach and back.
...
...
...
He hoped those weren't what he was thinking they were.
He took a deep breath when Kenpachi parted their lips, only to moan when he felt his teeth sink into his neck. He covered his mouth. Shit! If anyone heard him... there was going to be hell. He really did feel like putty. He was leaning against Kenpachi, panting heavily, feeling Nnoitra stroke faster. Damn! He whimpered, feeling Nnoitra stop his hand movements, torturing him.
"Y-You're being a bastard!" Ichigo whispered harshly, turning his head and glaring at the smirking man.
Kenpachi turned his head and glared at the other tall man, seeing Nnoitra grin widely before licking the back of the Strawberry's neck, stroking the Strawberry once more. Ichigo felt hot. He felt like he was being burned. He widened his eyes and closed them tightly a second later, coming hard, gripping Kenpachi's shoulders tightly, opening his mouth to moan loudly when Kenpachi crushed his lips against his to silence him.
Nnoitra grinned widely, removing his hands and kissing the back of Berry's neck before stepping back, seeing Kenpachi remove his lips from Ichigo's and stand straight, seeing Ichigo leaning against the taller man.
"Tired?" Nnoitra asked, grinning widely.
Ichigo panted, feeling Kenpachi push him lightly and lift his leg, putting his pants on him.
"Shut... shut up." Ichigo muttered, still leaning against his boss.
Nnoitra shrugged, grabbing the Strawberry's shirt and tugging it on him. Once they were done getting his shirt and jeans onto him, they set him down, seeing him leaning against the wall, sitting. Ichigo stared straight ahead, everything distorted. Both Kenpachi and Nnoitra frowned and shifted uncomfortably, getting a little tight in their pants. Too bad they couldn't fuck him there. Kenpachi frowned and bent down, grabbing the Strawberry's socks and putting them on him then putting his shoes on next.
"Who's carryin' 'im?" Nnoitra asked, raising an eyebrow.
Kenpachi frowned and turned his head, glaring at the other man, seeing Nnoitra shrug, silently saying he didn't want to carry the Berry. Ichigo's eyes closed, breathing evenly. Well... he chose.
Between Kenpachi and Nnoitra... he decided... both.
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