How To Clear The Couch in Less Than Ten Seconds
Sasuke sighed heavily as he walked in through the front door. He had been out all day, training, and was ready to collapse. He walked into the front room to see Deidara, Gaara, Itachi, and Naruto were sitting on the couch. "Nn...Will one of you move so I can sit down?" He asked, tilting his head a bit. Itachi glanced back, as well as Naruto. The blond smiled and tilted his head a bit.
"Shouldn't have been out training so much." Naruto said.
"I'm with Naru. Why should we give up our spots when there's a chair right there?" Itachi asked, motioning to the chair on the other side of the room. Sasuke murred and Deidara and Gaara tilted their heads some, but refused to move.
"I'll tell you why. Because that's the same couch I lost my virginity on." Sasuke said. In less than ten seconds, every single one of them had jumped up with looks that said 'Gross' and 'I need a shower, bad!' before they all headed off towards the bathrooms. Sasuke blinked and watched them before he leaned over the back of the couch, falling back onto the soft cushions, laughing, even if it hurt. "I should have thought about that one sooner." He said, laughing more, listening to the other's fight over the bathrooms.
Since Itachi had beat them to the bathroom, he locked them out, and Gaara, Naruto and Dei zoomed past a laughing Sasuke, heading for the lake. They all jumped in and Dei and Naruto sighed a bit, started to scrub themselves some before they saw a bunch of bubbles and watched as Gaara's head popped up out of the water, said boy gasping for air, minus a goard.
Sarah, who was returning from shopping, glanced over to the lake as PanPan and ConCon went ahead inside. She tilted her head and quirked a brow. "About time you guys bathed. You were smelling bad." She said, drawing a murr out of all three of them.
Just inside, Sasuke yelped and whined when PanPan and ConCon jumped on him, getting comfortable, using him as their personal couch. "Why...Me...? I just got to relax." He whimpered, sighing heavily when he couldn't push them off.
END!