Authors note; I'm back finally ... please don't hurt me for being away so long!
So I am finally back from Wales, and I will be writing again! (Had no Internet in Wales and I apologise profusley for the lack of story) I climbed Mount Snowdon just as a point of interest, proud of myself there, and I tied my shoelace to the top.
This story should be drawing to a close shortly 'cos I just realised how long this is, and for ideas on which fandom I should write next I have a poll! Yay ! So if you wanna' do that it would help me a lot.
Thank you to my wonderful reviewers: HeartsNaruto ( I would mind if you kill him! *sniff* I would miss the duckbutt hair so much.), librarycat9 (I have a Westie and what Itachi planned is secret between him and I unless I find a way to put it in :) ), Get off the internet , (Thankyou my dear but I am neither a student at a British public school who is required to perform menial tasks for a student in a higher class and I am definately not a cigarette...oh you meant fag as an insult? Try something more sophisticated and original next time please, if I'm going to be called names it should at least be done in a clever way.) , Tainted angel, vampire-charmer-101 , Telekinetic Electric Ninja , popwtt , Laina7 , DemonKittyAngel (Hehe, is my plot really that see-through? But I guess it's only my first story so in time I might be able to write in a less predictable formatt...here's hoping!), Melikalilly , Elfhunter (Only Itachi knows that!), Killershadow23 , Sachiel Angelo ( Thank you for being honest in your opinion , me likees the constructive critisism... I know I shouldn't have ended there, sorry, I rushed) , CuddleLover96 , ilovenat1995 , Itach.
And for non-existant chapter 13 which this is replacing (sorry 'bout that) : Jen567 , Tenshi Yami- Angel of Darkness , Killershadow23 , AkiraUchiha88 , librarycat9 , Laina7 Mandekerasu .
Disclaimer ; I own nothing! I make no money ! Are you happy now? Because I'm not , why can't I own them!
On to the story!
Naruto sighed and closed his eyes, this was the weirdest day he had had in a long time and that was saying something! I mean last week someone had told him his nose looked like a bananna, his hair had been turned blue thanks to Kiba being let loose with a highlighter and he had punched a spoon full of chocolate pudding all on the same day. That had been strange...
But this was just too much, Sasuke was usually the normal...well comparatively normal one, and now the stupid Uchiha was kissing people and pushing them out of trees! And by people Naruto meant himself. It wasn't actually that bad, it was pretty nice actuallly, the kiss, not the tree pushing, well the kiss wasn't nice either he quickly reprimanded himself. But tree pushing was not nice especially when Kiba was at the bottom of the tree and promptly dropped his dog (How the hell did he manage to get Akamura to school anyway?) on the blonds face as punishment for 'avoiding us all day you stupid fishcake!'
Even stranger (and more annoying) than that was the way Sasuke acted afterwards! The bastard had meerly jumped down from the tree and glared at him, as if it was his fault that gravity existed and then the raven haired boy had walked off without a word, because 'hn' does not count as a word. Unfortunately Naruto had to go to Sasuke's house after school because his family was 'busy' doing gods-know-what.
The blond huffed as he clambered into Itachi's fancy car, turning his back slightly to the younger raven occupying the other backseat. Even if the blond didn't mind kissing his friend it was probably a joke anyway, or just Sasuke being a bastard ... as usual. Sasuke himself meerly glared at the blond.
The idiot didn't seem to get why he had kissed him and consiquentially had avoided him for the rest of the day. If he didn't know why then Sasuke would have to explain and wouldn't that just hurt his pride. It was the idiot's fault anyway for making him feel insecure, Sasuke glared at the window and growled angrily. He was not having a good day.
Itachi chuckled, he was having a really good day and these two were adding to it ! There was a lovely awkward silence in the car that promised arguments later...and hopefully they'd make up and all that because even though the older Uchiha liked messing with his brother he didn't want him to ruin the best friendship he'd had in years. But still the next part was gonna' be fun, mother still thought they were a couple.
"Itachi" Sasuke interupted his thoughts, "Why the hell are you giggling like a maniac?"
"Funny radio show" Itachi gestured at cars fancy in car stereo quickly.
"It's playing an add for double glazed windows..." Naruto cut in looking confused.
"Exactly Naruto." Itachi smirked again, yeah this was fun.
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As they pulled into the drive Itachi hopped out of the car quickly and locked it, flourishing the keys next to the tinted backseat windows of the slick black vehichle. He couldn't see the looks on their faces but was sure they were priceless pictures of fury and confusion. He winked at the black window again and started confidently towards the house. He would let them out in a couple hours, he wasn't so evil to leave them all night.
Well,
but no he had a better idea!
"Why do I even come to your house Teme? Your whole family is crazy!" The blond boy yelled , "Oh don't give me that look, oh fine it's just you and you brother who are insane and you know it!"
"Itachi mabee but I'm not.." Sasuke began but was cut short.
"Yes you are , you are an antisocial bastard who asks his friends to do stupid bets, pushes them out of trees and kisses them for no reason, then gets angry about it !" He whined clearly annoyed.
"That was your own fault!" The raven huffed and stared at the slightly tinted windows blankly, refusing to meet the blond's eye.
"And another thing...wait what? That was so not my fault you stupid teme, you cornered me in a tree and kissed me and then pushed me out of the tree!" They were both yelling by now and in the small interior of the car it sounded escpecially noisy.
"Could we stop yelling? Thankyou." The Uchiha sighed, "And it was your fault I kissed you, you thought I was a bad kisser so I had to prove you wrong." He explained as if this was the most normal thing in the world.
"What..when did I ever give you that impression?" The only other time they had kissed had been accidental, and that could be better described as a smash of pain, with awkward running away afterweword.."Oh, the accidental smashy pain kiss thing?"
"You ran away..." Sasuke said calmly,
"Well it was painful! Of course I didn't like it!" Naruto couldn't believe he was having this conversation, it was just weird and awkward and weird! "Why does this matter anyway?" he added curiously whilst pointedly not feeling a tiny bit hopeful.
"I am not bad at anything, so you know, it was kinda a kick in the teeth." The Uchiha gave a small uneasy smirk, "But hey you can't be good at everything right?"
Naruto blinked, not ignoring the little sad feeling inside because it wasn't there. "Teme that dosen't count! It was an accident and the other one I didn't know what you were doing so it was just strange! Both people have to... you know, kiss for it to be nice! Gods with as many fangirls as you have I thought you would be better at this shit!" He chuckled at the other boys annoyed expression and leant back against the leather seats, no longer annoyed at his friends crazyness.
"Well, those crazy things don't exactly ask permission when they mob me!" The raven pouted, then corrected his facial expression glad the blond's eyes were closed.
Naruto chuckled, blue eyes still shut. "True, so do you feel better now you know your not shit at kissing?"
"No, because I don't know!"
"Well you didn't know before and it's never bothered you!" Naruto frowned, noting that the raven still looked unsatisfied. "Well, look just kiss the stupid fangirls and then they can give your already overly-inflated ego an unneeded boost so that you can be back to your old bastardy self, it's not fun when your all vulnerable."
"I will never kiss one of those girls!" He huffed, "That's why I was testing on you idiot!"
Naruto glared, "I am not a test subject! This is just like the time you decided to test karate on me without telling me, I'm not a freaking guinea pig!."
The Uchiha just glared at the window again, trying to melt it with his mind. This was far from the reaction Naruto had wanted, Sasuke always got mad when his intelligence was insulted and he usually broke the blond's face and then hid his shoes...
"Oh for goodness sake!" Naruto yelled, pouncing on top of his friend and crushing their lips together before the other boy could react. Naruto's reasoning for this was that he could kiss his friend quickly and tell him he was good stopping the raven's moping...or you know Sasuke would beat him up which was always a laugh. The blond was fully expecting to be shoved off and yelled at, but he wasn't exactly complaining as Sasuke's arms wound around his waist, pulling him closer and making all objections temporarily fade from his mind.
Sasuke was in heaven. It was a stupid term to use but the eager heat of Naruto's mouth and the weight of his warm body was...well it was a hell of a lot better than fangirls magically apearing out of thin air and trying to mawl his face off that was for sure. He was equally surprised and overjoyed when he felt Naruto's tounge slliding over his lips and he smiled into the kiss before slightly parting his lips to let his friends tongue in. Yep, definately heaven.
The two boys became so wrapped up in their...activitees that the initial purpose of the kiss was completely forgotten, or well not known in Sasuke's case. He just figured it was his lucky day.
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Itachi lay stretched out on the sofa in the living room, trying to remember what it was he was meant to be doing. He had been about to do something important but had got distracted by Bargain Hunt on the T.V. After about fifteen minutes of the show he had begun to get a niggling feeling, like the kind he would get when he left the hair straighteners on at home. And he had checked his straighteners, and the oven, and about evey oter electrical appliance in the house. Even Sasuke's straigteners!
Oh...Itachi sprang up from the sofa, quickly shoving his feet into the closest shoes ( Sasuke's ducky slippers that Naruto had bought him as a joke, ' 'cos your hair looks like a ducks arse!' in Naruto's own words.) he cackled as he ran out to the car, they'd been locked up a long time and if the boys tried to kill each other they would get blood on the car seats! Real leather!
Fumbling in his pockets Itachi pulled out his keys which a horrendous amount of different buttons, and jabbed at the one to unlock the doors.
The boot opened.
He tryed again but this time the lights flashed.
And again, this time the windows rolled down giving the Uchiha an eyeful of what he first thought was two fighting boys, but on coser inspection appeared to be his younger brother being straddled by his best friend who's tounge was down the others throat.
The older Uchiha sighed when the twodidn't respond to his precense , and coughed loudly.
"Shall I tell mother not to bother setting up an extra bed for Naruto then?" Itachi smirked, half serious, half playful.
Sasuke's eyes snapped open and he quickly shoved the blond off of it and onto the car floor as he flushed a deep red which reallly contracted from the way he was trying to glare menacingly.
"Go away." He hissed stilll as red as a tomato.
"Okay little brother, I can see I'm interupting your private time but please no bodily fluids on the seats, real leather!" Itachi smiled brightly, "I've unlocked the doors and I will leave the keys on top of the car for when your...finished."
With that Itachi turned around and strode up the driveway, ignoring the feel of two glares on his back, those two idiots had finally got together! Now to squash some cereal bars and his day would be complete.
PAAAAAAAAAAGe BreAAAAAAAAK
"So, how do we explain this then?" Sasuke grinned at his friend...or, boyfriend?
"I don't know, how'd you explain the last time ?" The blond asked rubbing his head from where he had banged it on the passenger seat, oblivious to the Uchiha's hopeful tone.
Said Uchiha looked at the floor and mumbled unintelligebly, Naruto's eyes narrowed. "You did explain to your mother, didn't you bastard?" he hissed.
Sasuke didn't look up, why did it mattter now anyway? Surely Naruto wasn't going to kiss him like that and say it meant nothing at all!
"You idiot! The longer you let her think that this...this is a thing, the more seriously she's gonna' take it, and now your brother as well!" The tanned boy groaned and covered his face with his hands. "I was doing this to stop your moping , so you better fix it, oh Gods why did I even kiss you? I am straight damn it, I want to go out with Sakura and now your whole family thinks we're shagging!"
"Hn..." Sasuke's expressionless Uchiha face was back, inside of course he was pounding on the walls of his brain and screaming at the blond idiot that no straight person could kiss another guy that well, he was so hiding Naruto's shoes later!
Naruto carried on ranting, not realising that Sasuke had climbed from the car and grabbed the keys from where Itachi had left them on the car roof. Only when the sound of the door slamming shut again reached his ears did he turn round to see Sasuke glaring at him through the window and then pointedly locking the car.
The youngest Uchiha smirked grimly as he walked towards the house hearing the muffled yells of his trapped friend. Now, he thought , I'll just throw his stuff in the pond and let him out after dinners over, serves him right. It's ramen tonight, stupid dobe can go hungry!
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Ino groaned and buried her head in her hands, next week they had end of year exams which she wasn't normally too concerned about as she could do well easily, but this year she needed to be top in everything if her scores were to add up high enough. This should have been easy and she had created this competition because she was sure she would win but now she wasn't so sure and she couln't lose er chance for Sasuke-kun to marry her and by her a massive penthouse flat with huge wardrobe ! Andbaths of money!
She just had todo well in her exams and she would be set for life!
Well, that's the chapter...likey? no likey? Please give your opinion! (personally I don't like it and that's partially why it took so long 'cos I kept rewriting it and I'm still not happy.
Me and my sister were playing upwords an we couldn't stop laughing for no reason, (because in Wales it rains and you have to take board games as there is no interenet :( ) and we discovered a game called sherlock which is just a simple memory game and is probably made for children...but I love it anyway because I win every time! Also I went to a cafe where when I asked for tea (I am very British hehe ) they gave me a whole proper china teapot with a seperate one for milk, with a cup and saucer, it made me feel so fancy!
^_^ Please review ! !